My neighbours '84 Land Rover needs 2 patches welded on the chassis for its MOT, and I've told him that I'll do it. Unfortunately I don't know anyone rich enough to own an 'arcy-sparky metal sticker'. What a conundrum.
Have you got any further with uploading the photos yet, following the instructions kindly provided by @Mrs Roops?
And where can one purchase a 4500psi 'domestic water blaster'?
you're going to say that you meant 'pressure washer'. Aren't you.
Publicity stunt. Another member of the super rich elite reinforcing the population control dogma with another "It could happen to anyone" story. Same as Wingnut Charlie and Boris. Load of bullshit.
I fucking knew you would try and explain your absence with some bullshit about your fifth holiday this month.
I take it your benefits have been paid in and you've persuaded them to reconnect your broadband. Or didn't they have technology at the exclusive resort you imagine you stayed at?
(expect back-up story about camping out and hunting bears like a tough brute alpha male. Hence no wi-fi.)