Eric Cuntman
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You McFucking McStupid McBitch.
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Do you have any more south East Asian sojourns planned for next year? Perhaps following the 'Glitter Path' through Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos. You dirty fucking cunt. Lol.
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Truth be told 'Baws, I'm willing to risk it. Jennifer Lawrence rates a 3 on the finger scale. And only cunts familiar with the the criminally underrated 'The Last Boy Scout' will get that reference.
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I just ran the last paragraph through a reverse psychology translator, and it comes out as; "fancy a fuck?"
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My sarcasm detector just became self aware and started calling itself Skynet.
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She looks like one of those filthy alien slags out of Star Trek who used to green light Kirk by saying; "Captain Kirk, what is love?" I might shag that blue one out of X Men though.
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A tight narrative then.
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Agreed. Both my grandfathers were blown up and survived, one at Biggin Hill, and the other on a minesweeper in 1946 after the war, so plenty of respect to the old boy. If I may say without taking the piss.. your grandad seems to have been unlucky to be imprisoned by a bunch of japs who were cutting off fingers, seemingly unaware that the English hadn't used archers in warfare since the 16th century.
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I wonder if Australian paedophiles rape Wallabies instead of kangaroos.
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Even so. It's got to be better than here. This will be an Islamic state soon. The writing's on the wall. 'If you want to know who your rulers are, look to whoever you are not allowed to criticise.' Anyway, I'm coming to Oz. Can I work on your sheep farm? I promise I won't fuck them.
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Eh-oh Tinky Winky.
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As does NATO 5.56
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Seen Pontins at Hemsby recently? They say it's overgrown and derelict now, but the latest photographs look exactly the same as I remember it 20 years ago.
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I know Gill Sans, she's good friends with Helvetica Bold.
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Let's end this war of shitty UK towns right now. East Anglia proudly presents... Harwich and Jaywick. game over. The Enola Gay is headed home.
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A buried shipping container, housing a dozen of Mrs Monumental's illegally imported relatives.
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I admire your creativity, but I always had you down as a 'Feeding them to pigs' man.
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Yeltsin had an excuse. He was absolutely fucking shitfaced.
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It's not really dancing is it? Its that embarrassed shimmy thing that people do when then they are trying to negotiate the edge of a dance floor, trying to get to the bar. Nervous body language for; "hey I'm not boring, I'm fun!"
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Middle Class Recreational Drug Users to be targetted
Eric Cuntman replied to Penny Farthing's topic in The Corner
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After a bit of digging, I've discovered that this Sara Khan is a fucking piece of work. her twatter page is festooned with open invitations to join various 'Action & support' groups, all primarily concerned with fighting discrimination.... and most of these invitations to join end with the following.. "applications from women, members of the LGBT community and people of colour will be prioritised." So, it's just white heterosexuals, specifically men, being blatantly discriminated against. These people wonder why we fucking hate them. Prejudiced cunts.
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It's the corners highest accolade. I screenshot all 3 of mine. VOTE RATFUHRERDANT!
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And the one who didn't play an instrument, didn't sing, and just did a little dance like a gibbon with motor neurone disease.
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Johnny Rotten's looking well.
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That fucking jelly brained cunt Shaun Ryder now has himself pegged as a UFO expert. Because he claims to have seen one, namely, strange lights in the sky. He would have been about 20 at the time, so, spent all day eating speed, Valium and LSD, snorting coke, smoking weed and drinking vodka, he sees lights in the sky...
