Eric Cuntman

Her throat being cut would indeed be a tragedy. But one I think most of us could, eventually come to terms with. I'm sure it's what Chas, out of Chas and Dave would have wanted.

Virgin.

Nuke the site from orbit.... ..It's the only way to be sure.

I had Osgood Schlatters disease from playing too much rugby as a kid.

Clapping may cause anxiety? What the fuck is wrong with these millennial fagtards. Let's ban people from laughing at comedy then, after all, some people may get anxious at the sound of laughter and have to retreat to a safe space of whale song, granola and a team of multi-ethnic trauma counsellors armed with Cherokee dream catchers and tambourines. I want all these queer cunts dead.

Vishnu's alright, good at table tennis.

Tony Martin only made one mistake. After putting down the shotgun, he should have picked up a shovel, not a telephone.

Those little alligators on La'Coste polo shirts used to play havoc with my left nipple.

Certainly interrupted the flow.

'Playmate of the month is, Mr Kgabe Um Bongo. Likes; machetes, Toyota 4WD vehicles, Jesus, and underage white girls. Dislikes; Bathing, winter, black women.

Amen Brother Southern.

It's the catholic way. Rich cunts have been murdering and raping people and then paying cardinals to grant them absolution since the 11th century. When the papacy was based in Avignon, in the 14th century, the pope was scamming French nobility by selling them handfuls of straw and proclaiming it to be from the manger of Jesus. The vatican is the biggest money generating machine, on aggregate for the past thousand years.

There's a lot of foodstuffs beginning to vocalise, I've heard tell of racist biscuits, and I can actually remember complimentary peanuts from the 80s.

What do you have in common with Tampax? You're both stuck up cunts. Lol.

There's one of those channels called 'Asian Connections' Ratty. I don't trust those little yellow lizard women.

No Bubba. Neil worthington, Emeritus professor of astrophysics at Cambridge. Of course fat Neil.. ffs.

He likes to park, in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people, make handicapped faces.

'We love you, people's poet/poof'

Yes, I'm thinking of giving the Islam thing a go, I've always been keen on guns and explosives, and I think Allah may be the very fellow for me.

The filthy exsanguinating cunts should lock themselves away until they're cured.

Not even a single seed, the bread roll was probably covered in more seed than Neil's settee after Babestation freeview.

Sorry to disappoint. But I don't have FB, and never will. No bullshit. Pinkie swear.

I genuinely don't and never have had, anything to do with Facebook. I bet you follow Lily Allen.

That cunt was filming an advert for Unilever®. 'Ariel & Bounce' were the featured products.

The fact that he uses the word 'Uni', has revealed much, and none of it good. I bet he's got those wooden napkin rings in his earlobes.