Eric Cuntman

How do you know she was Japanese? I'm quite shocked by your cynical and casual racism. everybody knows that all varieties of slope look the same.

Jesus fucking Christ

Shit. I thought I was one of the nice ones.

You'll do. Your first bit of business, destroy the other newbies, they're shit.

Noel Edmonds seems to have a lot to say regarding many things, about which, he knows fuck all. He should've been strung up for destroying an original Ford GT40. I detest the tidy-bearded, delusional fucking midget.

Oh, now I don't fuckin exist! Promiscuous fuckin lezza!

Elephantiasis.

And so is your boyfriend.

Bingo.

I don't think you're going to be very good at this.

Would you mind awfully, using the quote function so that those of us who aren't Charles Xavier might have an idea who you're telling to fuck off? Thank you so much. Thick fucking queer cunt.

This seems familiar, do you like trains?

I suspect that he's been waiting in the wings for sometime, making sure that Manky and Ding are really dead, patiently waiting to become the Daddy of the corner's Northern wing. I expect Roadkill will shank him in the shower block.

'GAAAARLIC BREAD!?'

Carpets, electricity, kids running around with shoes on their feet. "they'll not fookin' believe this a't'ome"

We try and confine them to central London. They provide a release for the bearded middle eastern types, as despite having cocks, they're still more feminine than the grizzled, moustache sporting, apparitions that Ali and Mohammed have got lurking about at home, thankfully obscured from view by burkas. But anyway. I doubt it will be long before your indigenous shitstabbers, get all 'empowered' by the sudden prevalence of screaming queens and trannies, and then aggressively burst out the closet and start mincing about accusing every cunt of hate crimes. Last Of The Summer babycham Lol

Abysmal.

Surprise surprise. Another Yorkshireman who thinks anyone not from Yorkshire is a shandy drinking Nancy boy, and that only the natives are man enough to live there.

I assumed you were enquiring as to the locale of Southerncunt. I.e. The relevance of the username. As for the heemasex cunt, I believe it's Yorkshire county council's secretary for masculine affairs and whippet bothering.

Australia.

Better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it. A bit like the pick axe handle under my bed, the axe down the side of my settee and the machete above the front door. I've never had to use them, but I sleep better knowing it's there, safe in the knowledge that if some scummy chav breaks into my house, they're getting fucked up, not me. I say, more jet fighters, nuclear subs and artillery. Keeps the chancers away.

Montmorency.

Oh yes, definitely load them all. if I was one of the firing squad, I would be quite upset to discover that one had been rendered harmless and there was a chance that I hadn't actually shot it in its woman's cock.

He could be permanently cured of perversion if he undertook a course of acupuncture, applied to the head. a couple of railway spikes tapped in with a 14 Lb hammer would do it.

The worst for me is the little automated message every 40 seconds, that tells you, "Thank you for holding, your call is important to us". If it was that important, you'd hire enough staff to answer the bastard phones. I must agree though, it's astonishing the number of Bangladeshis named David or James, lying cunts.