Eric Cuntman

There's a lot of suspect terminology associated with golf, for instance, when selecting a club, whilst looking for irons, he could get wood.

Good old Mel Gibson. He spoke the truth about the Jewish stranglehold on the entertainment industry, and they tried to destroy him, but he keeps going, because the public demand actors with ability and charisma. A bit more than the Hollywood kosher mafia can offer with their talentless, squeaky voiced one-trick Jew pony, Adam Sandler.

How revolting. The kind of new age harridan who sports wildly overgrown armpits, a disgustingly precocious column of pubic hair stretching up to her navel, and certainly the type of cunt who, having given birth to a gender neutral child named 'River', would make a pie out of the placenta and invite the other members of her tribal pottery class round to eat it and chant Buddhist mantras while burning organic incense. I bet her cunt absolutely fucking stinks.

Most cunts on here are alright really, but there is a natural tendency to react with sarcasm and cynicism to posts and nominations that are threadbare reiterations of accepted fact. Basically, stating the fucking obvious. Proclaiming that Piers Morgan is a wanker and Cyril Smith was a dirty fat cunt doesn't really provide much food for thought. Elaborate and flesh out your opinions in an entertaining, funny way, and you'll see a different side to the arseholes.

I agree, an intriguing individual at work behind the curtain. And an impressive, sustained display of character acting.

No, you don't care a bit. That's why you respond to each and every criticism levelled at you... because you don't care at all.

Yes, Cyril Smith was a horrible cunt. An astonishing revelation. Coming soon: water is wet, grass is green and beer makes you drunk.

He won't remember. They have difficulty recalling the locations of things they've buried... ...like potatoes.

Is it your getaway boat?

You would not be allowed into my darts team because you dress like a gay Timmy Mallet.

Instant derailment of thread with more tedious, repetitive brexit toss. I bet everyone who knows you thinks that you're a boring wanker, with the possible exception of the lonely, desperate, disabled fat women who you perversely violate. Lol

I bet you rip holes in the arse of your chinos, to save time when reversing onto glory holes. lol.

And a leather peaked cap with a chain across the front.

It's certainly occurred to everyone else.

On a serious note, the media hype indicating that any hospital death is the result of morphine over-prescription, is fucking ludicrous. Any patient with the slightest tolerance to opioids, even Co-Codamol, will be unlikely to come to harm at the hands of morphine. Once the body has established the smallest tolerance, there's virtually no upper limit for uptake.

You've hit the nail on the head there Wizbang. Scotty's the Grand Master of dispatching the elderly and infirm. This has encroached uncomfortably on his territorial instincts.

And a leading name in both 'shirt lifting' and 'marmite drilling'.

Did you see one just like it while you were there?

There's nothing more irritating than the voice of a gay Scotsman. Like those 2 fairies that did the interior design programmes, a camp poofter is bad enough, but with a highland lilt, utterly unbearable. Taking into account the Scots fondness for all things deep fried, and now, having reached this conclusion regarding the sexuality of the Judge, I wouldn't be surprised if he goes home tonight with a battered ringpiece.

Did he drink a lot of whogsky?

He calls it a 'carry out'. A phrase I've only ever associated with the Scots, but he's from east London... ..he's a fucking jockney!

Rusty fish hook pie.

"I just want to say you've been on top form the last fortnight" Apple polishing teachers pet type cunt. Sort yourself out, you're a fucking disgrace, and it saddens me to see you like this.

It's seems to be a recurring theme that those who win vast sums of money, are usually fucking morons without a clue how to manage it. There was some silly bitch who won millions on the pools and was featured on the tabloid front pages under the headline 'SPEND SPEND SPEND!', she was broke within a couple of years, and more recently the ASBO scumbag who won 7 or 8 million and spunked the lot on mansions and buying cars to smash up with his pisshead mates. The prize however goes to the first big National lottery winner, who, when asked how the 5 million would change his life, stated that he would continue working at the toilet seat factory because he enjoyed it... stupid fucking cunt.

I don't think he has any days that aren't off days. I bet if he won a few million on the lottery, he'd start moaning because he had to drive a few miles to pick up the cheque.