Wolfie

Did your co-author edit the scientific papers, Stubbs?

I don't think it's so straightforward. Taking people like Choudary out behind the scenes would ultimately create suspicion – leading to chaos through retribution and further terrorism. Some nasty cunts worthy of the death penalty suffer more in prison, and Islamic extremists would assuredly be no exception. Take Ian Brady, for example. I believe he asked to be ‘euthanised’ on numerous occasions. Also, Ian Huntley has been attacked so many times in prison by inmates who know what he did that his pathetic excuse for a life must be intolerable. I would rather know this cunt is suffering half as much as the parents of the girls he murdered than watch a death penalty provide him an easy way out. Ditto Islamic terrorists. Then again, some enjoy prison life, so a lethal injection or electric chair may be the solution. In these cases, I would put my faith in experienced psychologists, and if some are sidelined for the death penalty, allow the country to vote whether to action it. It’s a democracy, after all. But I'm wary of creating conditions which provide any state too much power, especially in the shape of killing prisoners guilty of terrorism if they so wish – hence put it to vote. That said, the system is unjust and open to abuse in many US states, and I can envisage the same degree of injustices and corruption in the UK.

I can't agree Stubbs. All Putin would be (and has been) doing is simply fuelling more Chechen hatred for Russia. Likewise, Muslim jihads thrive on martyrdom through death, based on the Quran's religious texts. Rather than succumb to the afterlife as heroes, therefore, being locked up for the remainder of their biological lives as disciples of Allah must surely be the worst possible outcome, as the path to eternal paradise and 72 virgins is delayed. In high security prisons, providing no means is provided for them to practice and spread what Sharia law prescribes, they'll feel cut off and suffocated. Surely this presents a better deterrent.

Deport to where? It pains me to say it, and I quote form his Wiki biog, Choudary is a 'British Islamist'. Not only does he have the same rights as you or I, authorities with left-wing bias will continue to treat his case with great care so as not to offend Islam's home-grown contingent. Sadly, his case isn't unique. Clearly some Guardian-reading, water-drinking, lentil-farting lefty has somehow wangled this raghead's early release. Despite MC failing to see the satire in my lethal injection comment above, which doesn't surprise me as he's blessed with the intelligence of a Bulgarian street peasant, £40k (it's actually nearer £100k) on the big scale of things isn't a huge sum of money. What matters is authorities find a loophole in the law which enables them to lock up this high-risk advocate of terrorism for the rest of his life. Importantly, he needs to be kept in a secure place in which he's prohibited from using the internet and can't spread anti-West hate among other Muslims – thus setting an example to jihadi wannabes that Islamic extremism won't be tolerated. Believe me, if I was in any authority to do so, I'd have this dangerous man tactfully removed.

I'm black, Eric, and hung like a Shetland pony with a nosebag of Viagra. I'll let the imagination do the work.

Proving to be a complete idiot, you are.

While Gyps was typically keen to swoop on anything anti-Wolfie like Giant Haystacks chasing a fried breakfast, the great Welsh witch is clearly in denial, Eric. Not only did it take her an entire day to finally respond with a muddled comment suggesting my wife has left me, itself in breach of site rules, I'll wager in the coming weeks she'll be PMing me a more-up-to-date photo of her bits on said blue sofa, this time with 20 years-worth of love handles and bingo wings added to the mix. Do you think it would be appropriate of me to also upload a photo of my bits to the site, or do you think this might be 'kinda creepy'?

Roops is more than capable of handling herself, Spot. You of all people know this – thus your intrusion is the analogy of Tajikistan coming to the aid of Russia during war.

Why? To my knowledge I've never mentioned my cock size here (or anywhere else) before. The way you have worded your comment infers you've been happily making do with something lacking in size. Anyone whose husband had a big penis wouldn't feel the need to claim 'it's the way you use it, not its size'.

For this reason, does your hubby have a small cock? Lol.

If this dangerous piece of racist shit is released, he'll spread even more anti-British hatred than Pansy. If he stays in prison, he'll continue to do exactly the same. Surely, in this rare instance, British authorities ought to create conditions which allow its public to vote whether a lethal injection should be the best course of action. Britain will be a safer place in which to live, and lives, in the long run, will surely be saved.

Do you work for 'Savilles' Estates, Quincy?

Do you mean like Gyps' fanny arousal fluid, which is no longer required to the same quantities her once-youthful occupation demanded?

On the plus side, they divert attention from her mustache.

Moody. He probably thought you were well-strung.

The poor signal from the palliative care unit may be affecting Frank's site navigation features, Stubbs.

Have you thought about seeing if the battery from your 20" anal battering ram could be used as backup?

I bet Ayobami's got that one nailed to a tee on karaoke night, Punkers.

Just think how easy it'd be to wipe a pair of Crocs clean, Gyps.

Given the high level of inbreeding in your family, the Japs may have done your granddad a favour by enabling him to high-five you and your little brother in the garden with that same hand. You nonsensical, self-obsessed cuntflap.

That's because you're probably using a cheap Apple rip-off, which must have been brought into the UK black market by Asians. That said, my genuine iPad has a similar problem: Cow funky fake four, MC.

'That' tampon/tapeworm piccy of Roops, pert and soft arse on display, well, it gave me a right old nudger! Seriously though, one has to assume it was taken by her husband-to-be 20 years prior to the 'hot-zone' bypass.

Danny 'Dier'? Does he fill in for Danny Dyer's double when he's on holiday? As a 'Chartered Surveyor with over 30 years experience', one has to assume your attention to detail when writing legally-binding HomeBuyer's Report documents is a little more accurate. Otherwise people might begin to suspect you're a colossal bullshitter, MC.

What do you mean?