Cunty BigBollox
-
Posts
4,613 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Everything posted by Cunty BigBollox
-
And there was me thinking the only knife crime that you were passionate about were the plebs that didn't have a fish knife to eat their fish fingers and beans with.
-
The current Jap film/game industry's hard-on for the UK
Cunty BigBollox replied to a topic in The Corner
A fucking council employee calling someone bone idle? The world's gone mad. -
The current Jap film/game industry's hard-on for the UK
Cunty BigBollox replied to a topic in The Corner
Dex you fucking wanker. A story in the EDP today leads me to suspect you have recently purchased some CCTV cameras. Why can't you get a normal hobby for flids like flying RC helicopters. -
The current Jap film/game industry's hard-on for the UK
Cunty BigBollox replied to a topic in The Corner
It's to pay for the new carpet in the rates hall. It's impregnated with silver to make it easier to clean after the filthy fucking tenants have left. They also have to pay for the couple of meathead doormen that eject the chaviest of the tenants if they start asking awkward questions about where the Labour council is wasting money on cycle lanes. -
Oh yes, I see. Is the good news they seem to have found a cure for arse cancer?
-
What do you expect when you're trying to portray such a dark subject matter as succeeding in competitive tennis.
-
Actually, this sounds like the sort of thing a couple of boring munter tree huggers would say as an excuse because they've never had a boyfriend. They should try getting a job in a home for spastics as you can fall pregnant in there even when you're in a coma. A miracle just like the Bethlehem fairy tale.
-
Australian English Language Fluency Test
Cunty BigBollox replied to Penny Farthing's topic in The Corner
I thought this was originally a reality TV programme as they cant be short of cast members to play prisoners can they. Oh, by the way Southern Cunt, my great great great great great grandad wants his loaf of bread back. -
The threat of global warming? Is that all? I can't even begin to imagine what these women would do if the country was in the middle of a civil war, a famine or a drought. Knock out even more of the little cunts probably, like they do in deepest darkest Africa and other similar places.
-
Where's the fucking Manc twat, cycle ninja to add his opinion?
-
Oh golly.
-
Oh dear. The appeal was refused. Serves the stupid fucking bitch right.
-
Comparable to Dickyless and his nom about roundabouts.
-
I thought you might have been the 'tard that arranged them around his carer when they collapsed in the street.
-
Dex. Have you been fucking around with mine and my neighbours wheelie bins on the streets of Norwich?
-
Why would anyone want to imagine any grandad masturbating???
-
I don't know what I'm meant to do now. Fucking UK gov wants us all to drink responsibly and now Sir Lenny wants me to get a red nose. Well I ain't wasting my money on a sponge fucking hooter when I can make one myself with 3 litres of cider.
-
If they are its labia I reckon there must have been a ripple of applause while it was still running the race.
-
Could it drive a car competently? If the answers yes, then there's your answer right there. There really is no need to start looking for balls.
-
I've never used a bidet either, mainly because my hand - (brown?) eye coordination is a bit more developed than that of a retarded chimp and I'm not as fat as an over inflated blimp....I mean, my arms aren't too short for my body. Pile of messy shit nom??!
-
However, if you try a find a gay man in Fakenham?, there's so many it's getting like the flat earth societies Brighton, wholly aided by the presence of Stephen Fry and his ilk.
-
That was when we kept our borders shut though! Roll on March 28th.
-
Do you remember when your Emails took an age because you were using a Hayes Accura 14.4 modem as you couldn't afford the 28.8 because you had spent your last 10p on this week's copy of Look-In?? ......or something equally as boring, Bishop? You stupid fucking reminiscing old cunt.
-
The only time you're looking at houses is when you and your sort are out on the Rob. Mind you, caravans all look pretty similar too.
-
Too many Snickers will rot your teeth!
