Cunty BigBollox

Pen, you stupid cow. Why don't you just nominate death as a cunt then next time you're trawling the obituary columns you can just add another post for someone rather than nomming non-cunts, as cunts. No offence intended, you dopey old hag.

Black Friday is just a day created by big businesses to give thick cunts like yourself, the impression you're getting a good deal. Wednesday and Thursday of this week will be spent brushing the dust off of last year's stock they couldn't sell to idiots like you for the MRP.

Anyone got anything by Lil Pump? (I wondered who? aswell) Preferably the bit after the smoke flare, when you can't hear any music (rap?).

Cunt-stable Ian Naude. I wonder what sort of punishment the inmates have got lined up for him?

The McCanns advertising Nytol?

You're not fucking wrong there Panzer. Back in the day when we wanted the Norfolk Broads constructed us bog dwellers employed the services of cheap Irish navies now, where a journey by road from Norwich to Wroxham is only 7 miles, by river on the broads it is nearly 50 miles. I said at the time, "yuz git wot yiz pay for". Stupid fucking oirish cunts.

You're missing the point I'm trying to make such as, it would be more appropriate if Wayne Rooney advertised Vagisan or Michael Barrymore was the face of the new "Learn to swim" ads. etc

I've just witnessed an ad with Su Pollard advertising Vagisan moist cream. Apparently it's for dry post menopausal fannies. Upon seeing this advert I had a mental image of Su applying this to her twat which is a massive fucking cunt because I can't now get this image out of my head. I guess in that respect the ad worked although I'm not going to buy any. Why the fuck couldn't they use somebody like Suzi Perry, who I would quite happily apply it to.

Wait for it............ .. ...The only driving a cunt should do whilst wearing a glove is on the golf course while dressed like a gay Rupert Bear. Lol. Punkape.

I think I would rather slam my cock in a filing cabinet drawer.

Its surprising how much fun those old flat cap wearing codgers and chinese are having playing the FOBT. They're having so much fun they thump and kick the thing in the throes of giddiness.

Shopping for footwear must be a bit of a pain now. What he needs to do is find himself a friend that's lost his left leg, they'd make a right pair. I'll get my duffle coat.

All odds are 'fixed' in my opinion. Besides, if you can afford to bet £100 In one outcome then why not have the freedom to do so? Just because some filthy, social housing dwelling cunt doesn't have a clue how to manage a budget we've all got to suffer another change.

There is, the law that time flows chronologically.

I feel sorry for the stonemason as there's bound to be at least one spelling mistake on the headstone.

A fucking line dancing event!! The gunman must have thought he was stuck in a giant duck shoot type arcade game.

I would have thought Pat Sharpe would have been more your thing.

Alright you cunt. I'm in Norfolk with broadband on 801.11f.

Game for a laugh? With the half man - half fiddler crab cunt.

Oi! Bloo Funder! What the fucks got you all in a spin?

We enjoy the paradox of watching Googlebox in our house. A bunch of cunts watching a pile of shit.

What the fuck do you know about exploding ordnance, you oirish cunt?.............. Oh, hang on.??!!!

The freight train hasn't run you over yet then. You stupid fucking cunt. On topic though, the only men(?) that undertake this ritual should be either professional swimmers or actual confirmed wolfmen. Personally I think it's a bigger cunt to see women with a jungle under each arm.

On the subject of tax (i dont care what you call it, its a fucking TV tax), TV licensing reckons over 7000 households still watch TV in black and white. Racist fucking cunts, i didn't think you could still buy one., I mean opt for the lower tax option.

I expect Decimus will have an opinion on this, given the nom. title.