King Billy

Harold has the brain of an ant and the body of a rolltop desk.

“Why are you knocking on my door asking me about this South African mutation? Is it because I is blick?”

‘So Amanda, what was it that first attracted a bucket fannied cum magnet like you to the multi millionaire Les Dennis?’

The future’s shite, the future’s Harold.

“Neil darling. Why have these flowers got bits of brain on them?”

Who said romance was dead?

Welcome to Valentines night 2021. The ‘new normal’.

That’s the spirit Major. Stiff upper lip and all that. ”We will fight them on the beaches...........” ”Oh sorry, I meant we’re all fucked.” LOL

How did you cope with the benefits switch from Deutschmark to Euro? I guess to you anything’s better than your old Punt which no doubt triggered a weekly meltdown, due to it being a monopoly style, poor man’s version of our pound. (the oldest surviving currency on Earth). Ouch!

Nothing says Valentines Day better than making love to a corpse.

Lying on the pavement bleeding?

Of course they were Harold. How many of them were shouting “Fuck Off” at you?

Send her a text. Roses are red Violets are blue This is a knife Stay away from my house. It’s worked for me a few times.

Do it tonight and give her a fucking good hard backhander if she starts gurning.

Valentines Day is a very basic mathematical equation. How much money do I need to spend so she doesn’t act like a cunt?

I thought you got your giro every fortnight.

Shuv off.

ChildeHarold. This is how the posts of a true madman should read. Up your game immediately.

Which you immediately followed up with a load of school playground quality abuse. Sort yourself out for fuck sake and then get back to me with something less ridiculous. No need to hurry.

No need to hang around then. Fuck off.

Donald J Trump... 75m votes. Hammer of cuntishness...138 likes. RECOUNT! 😂

I’m watching the impeachment of Donald right now. Complete clown show. Trumps lawyers have spent the last three hours showing videos of the Dems inciting riots and pointing out the bits the clowns in charge of the farce have left out of Trumps speech on 6th Jan. Words such as ‘peacefully.’ LOL.

I’ve heard about this conspiracy and I haven’t even put my tinfoil hat on yet.

Lockdown related anger. Brought on by a year of watching potential victims walking by his house and not having a legitimate reason under Covid regulations to leave the house and grab one.

Aye man.