King Billy
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Usually about 3 months after meeting Frank.
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I bet you’ve chucked him out of a few clubs Eric?, after confiscating his stash and giving him a good kicking obviously.
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Mick Lynch defends your right to a job (as long as you're not British)
King Billy replied to and's topic in The Corner
At least the casting director had the sense to cast Bill Maynard as Askwiths dad to ensure no one watching would stay erect for very long. A dead nun would have done the same job but been a lot more difficult for the scriptwriters to include. -
Great to see Sweden winning this year, and fully deserved too. All the tinfoil hatters who ludicrously claimed that the Ukraine victory last year was a rigged vote must be feeling a bit daft now, but I suppose they’ll be pushing some crazy theory about Sweden hosting it next year on the 50th anniversary of ABBAs triumph. Thank fuck Eurovision had the good sense to use Dominion Voting machines which no poof in their right mind would question. Some people eh?
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Colon Montbummery and Hairy Hardon.
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Prepare your arsehole.
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Mick Lynch defends your right to a job (as long as you're not British)
King Billy replied to and's topic in The Corner
And old ladies with a half finished tarmac driveway, who’s life savings have suddenly disappeared. -
Mick Lynch defends your right to a job (as long as you're not British)
King Billy replied to and's topic in The Corner
‘Confessions of a window cleaner’ is starting in ten minutes. I’m sure you’ve set your Phillips VCR to record it anyway. -
Mick Lynch defends your right to a job (as long as you're not British)
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You are a man -
Mick Lynch defends your right to a job (as long as you're not British)
King Billy replied to and's topic in The Corner
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Colour TV?
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Probably because Ulrikka Johnson’s mongrel offspring are all still at weather forecaster college complaining about it being far too white and how victimised they feel when someone asks them ‘Is your mum that ragged old slag off the telly years ago?’
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You drink Bud Lite Frank, don’t you?
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There are rumours that Fleetwood has been told to go his own way.
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It’s probably the RAF just giving the site a long overdue refurbishment before the crack, top secret ‘Flying Carpet Squadron’ move in. I wonder what their goat mascot will be called? My money’s on ‘Kaffur’.
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I’m seriously considering giving the whole thing a miss next year. I’ve just finished counting up the scorecards of all my guests at last nights Eurovision party at my house and most of them were impossible to read as they were all covered in some strange salty tasting sticky substance. Who won anyway? I had far too many Babychams before it even started and passed out with excitement.
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Mick Lynch defends your right to a job (as long as you're not British)
King Billy replied to and's topic in The Corner
That all seems reasonable enough imo, nothing too controversial and I especially liked the ‘euthanise the gingers’ idea. Wales would be the ideal place to roll out that policy, then working Eastwards through The Cotswolds. Just one more thing which I’ve been wondering. Did you vote Leave or Remain in 2016? -
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Is that Stephenson's Rocket in your Y-Fronts or have you just got a massive cock? -
At last you’ve realised what everyone here has always known. Feel free to fuck off.
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Mick Lynch defends your right to a job (as long as you're not British)
King Billy replied to and's topic in The Corner
If I had a job I’d definitely go on strike. Thomas the tank engine was a cunt. -
I’ve donated over five million pounds to this site already and I’m still only fourth on the all time leaderboard. Just saying.
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First rule of living on Merseyside…. Never ever ever do a days work. You’ll go far lad.
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I’m glad I’m not a real person so all I can do is wish you all the best of luck for your time in jail. I’ve got an underground bunker fully stocked with pot noodles and cup a soup to hide out in just in case I’m wrong (very unlikely) and I am a real person.
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The scientists would definitely contest the will.
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‘Oooh errr!’
