King Billy

Oooh Matron !!!

This idiot obviously never thought about the reckless danger of his actions. Waving around a sharp pointed knife carelessly like that is exactly the sort of foolishness that could puncture an inflatable dinghy mid channel, resulting in the tragic loss of dozens of doctors, scientists, teachers and other much needed assets to our racist society. I hope he gets a serious talking to about his behaviour before they release him.

Are you a white supremacist? Some greasy, sandal wearing cunt on the BBC News said we should be on the look out for them as they’re a dangerous threat to British democracy. I’m not convinced as he looked like the sort of cunt who drives taxis or works in a kebab shop up North and definitely arse rapes white schoolgirls on his days off.

Not a bad idea Eric. As it happens the Albanian ambassador is a very good friend of mine. He supplies me with trafficked sex slaves and I make sure he never runs out of Ferrera Roche at the Embassy. I’ll have a chat with him when he comes into the brothel later for his regular Thursday night ‘Three girl golden showers and anal carnage’ appointment. He’s done very well for himself considering he only arrived in the U.K. three months ago in a dinghy with all his worldly possessions in a rucksack on his back (£3m cash and twenty kilos of Bolivian flake).

I drove past Leicester once in my imaginary M4. The lingering stench of the place has made the car virtually worthless. My local imaginary BMW dealer told me my best hope of shifting it would be to stick a ‘for sale’ sign in the window and park it outside a mosque.

I’ve noticed that. In an ideal world everyone would have massive brains like you and me and be super polite to each other at all times. Get fucked.

No one even remotely connected to Pen would be allowed into any of my brothels. If I ran an abattoir I’d invite Pen in and let the slaughterman practice on the cunt with the bolt gun and electric saw. That fucking enormous trouser snake of his would be a fucking days work in itself to chop up into cow sized pieces though.

What’s it all about Alfie?

Soccer AIDS. Gary Lineker, Robbie Williams and the smarmy gay looking cunt from tipping point are usually involved. Cunts.

The ‘Greasy strangler’. He made it up walking on the beach just looking at the peaches.

Bus fare home.

Wimmen’s football is the way forward, or so the woke brigade would have us believe. The very woke brigade who insist that the wimmin are equally skilful and deserve equal pay etc. etc. The same woke idiots who at the same time defend biological male freaks competing in wimmins sports, arguing that ‘trans’ wimmin (the wimmin with cocks and gonads) have no physical advantage over real wimmin (the old fashioned variety with tits and fannies). They're probably right but the US wimmins soccer teams latest attempt to prove that argument wasn’t a spectacular success. 12-0 loss to a team of mostly retired Wrexham ffs players in a 7 aside tournament in the UK. many of the Wrexham side in their forties. And this after being thrashed a couple of years ago by an under 15s US college boys ( real boys with penises) team. If these useless slugs really want to be taken seriously and compared to proper footballers (homosexuals) then they need to up their game and get involved in a massive tragedy with a death toll running into the hundreds at least. Fucking whining menstruating, I’m taking a year off to ram a turkey baster up my front arse and have a baby, pink haired, ugly cunts. Lioness’s my big hairy left bollock.

What do you think about that cunt getting nicked for wearing a t-shirt with ‘97 not enough’ on it the other day at Wembley DC?

But you could leave your back doors open when Ronnie and Reggie were ruling the roost. In fact they (Ronnie especially) insisted on it.

Treble 20, treble 18, and a double 13 if I remember right.

Tsing Tao?

OK. Would you mind fucking off please?

Dr Hillary?

Don’t encourage her Raas ffs. You’ll wish you’d never asked, believe me.

I reckon he sits alone on his motheaten sofa every night in his Y-fronts watching repeats of Vera and imagining himself as the BTP equivalent, arresting passengers for dropping a sandwich crust or fraudulently occupying a reserved seat. Fucking weird freaky boring fossilised old cunt. I want him dead.

No you’ve never mentioned it and no one is interested that his first name was Frank. Actually no one is interested in any of the inane made up drivel that you insist on posting. Fuck off.

Two questions for you Gypps. 1. Did you need to MOT both cars when they spotted the cut and shut and different front and rear number plates? 2. Haven’t you seen an ITV advert or BBC program recently?

How would you know? You haven’t got any relatives.

Don’t start getting cocky with me. Lol lol.

If there really was a God you wouldn’t fucking exist. Fuck off.