Major Cunt

Once upon a time this would have been used in a pun to drive the fat fucker incandescent with rage, but the punishments given out for such jokes just ain't worth it anymore. Where's your jug eared former employee when you need him, Ed.

Only if you had twenty odd years to do it in, Eric.

It's called a paradox*, Jewdy. The black community wants the old bill to stop the shootings but aren't ever prepared to name the perpetrators, but I'd imagine it would considerably shorten their life expectancy if they did. * I'll give you some time to use a dictionary here given your legendary idiocy.

Unlike the local politician/ex copper/ intellectual heavyweight. I'm not expecting the tribe to be sending any weapons the Ukrainian's way despite the disgusting amount of freebies the West sends you. One known case involves a Berg or a Stien at the Pentagon classing a fleet of F16's as scrap which were then seen flying the Star of David a few months later. God only knows how many other similar deals have happened. We also supplied you with all the critical parts and technical knowledge to join the nuclear club thereby breaching the UN's most sacred resolution. It's a toss up between your lot and Pakistan as the country most likely to hit the button if there's any unexplained phenomena at the Temple Mount. Have you ever wondered why only the skint kikes ended up on an all inclusive trip on the Eichmann Express? Even a man as intellectually challenged as yourself could probably work this one out. 🤔

I've just had an email from Withers thanks to the burner I smuggled into the cooler and then left in his possession prior to my release. The CC chokey is actually the former Spandau jail. Apparently the deeds were included in Proper's purchase of the site. He's currently tending to Rudolph Hess's former garden in an attempt to take his mind off being in Putin's reach if he decides to keep moving West. According to the insolvent, snail munching, goose bothering old cunt there's some unreported news from France. Shops have almost sold out of white pillow cases, trainers, and KY Kelly. Given their previous experiences of invaders coming from the West they're going to adopt the traditional national and genetical war plan He's also asked if anyone could purchase a £15 top up voucher.

I wouldn't hold my breath mate. Those suffering with the early symptoms of wet brain are barely able to find their own way home.

Sounds plausible to me, Killer. I particularly like the pissing in the slippers tactic, but your average slav prefers the flip-flop over the British slipper. You also need to take into account that a geordie winter is probably considered incredibly mild. Any man under sixty and owning a pair of slippers bar moccasins should be subject to extreme scrutiny. His dressing gown should be throughly searched for Werthers Originals and his name googled for any previous nonce convictions. I'm all for letting them in via a vetting process handled by @King Billyto check the passport photos of all women aged between 25 and 40, and use his previous experience to pick only those scoring above seven in the fuckable scale. Sounds like a sterling idea, and Boris being a swordsman himself is sure to sign off! 🤞🏻

I remember a school geography trip to Margate in the mid 90's and seeing nothing but shabby looking amusement arcades and decay. This was when the Kent coast became a dumping ground for the refugees from the Balkan wars. I remember seeing hordes of grubby looking cunts in shellsuits and women in headscarves, and no they were not my teacher's. Using South Kent as a dumping ground went on for year's until the locals protested and even elected Farage as their MP. Fortunately the government slowly started moving the fuckers further afield. There's plenty of shitholes like Burnley and Rotherham ect that have the space. I'm sure that Drew has at least two rooms spare in his bungalow due to sleeping, drinking and pissing squarely in his front room.

I'm surprised that you haven't grabbed your passport and headed for the Ukraine now that the west has finally opened up the toy box. It might be the last chance you get to fire a ground to air missile and let off a full mag from an AK47. I'm guessing that it's the language barrier that's stopped you packing your Bergen.

Indeed. I was reading a while back that new laws have been passed to stop (and hopefully catch) nonces taking upskirt pictures and planting spy cameras in toilets. He's not doing himself any favours, Eric!

I've actually heard that story and am sure he managed to keep a straight face while telling the enquiry. It's a good job that he wasn't using a Heckler and Kock G3 on the job. Although I'm certain the answer would have been the same! 😁

I'm Irish on my Nan's side, Panz. She was pretty disinterested in the whole fucking affair, but also understood the reasons why the troubles continued. She left the Protestant North like many others to start a new life in blighty for safety, but she was also pissed off at Maggie's handling of the whole affair, like her refusal to grant political prisoner status. Which in her opinion would just create more martyrdom and carnage. The sad thing is that it could have been ended a long time ago, but at least there's a generation growing up that are not being exposed to so much bigotry. I think you'll be waiting a long time for a United Ireland though...

I'd imagine everyday is a "time loop” in the world of Drew where you wake up having pissed your plastic covered mattress, and then desperately scratch around for enough to purchase a White Ace...

It's obviously PIP day for you and you've clearly overdone it on the White Lightning, as you wouldn't ever have the temerity to write that write sober. Just remember that you'll be suffering with the DT's in the morning, and I'll be as fresh as a daisy, and ready to verbally crack your bald head...

I'm amazed that some of the boys haven't headed to Ukraine for a nice little earner. Taking down armoured personal carriers and helicopters outta the sky was just one of their many fortes, and not only that but the Yanks have opened up the toy box. No need for adapted RPG's when you're being armed with Javelin anti tank weapons and Stinger anti aircraft missiles. You fought the exact same type of war for 30 years. A nice few Euro's to be had their, Panz.

The Oracle known as Baws has already given you the name but allow me to add some backstory. An IRA active service unit planned on blowing the stationed troops in Gibraltar to pieces via a car bomb. However the plot was uncovered by the spooks and they were greeted by a few blokes from Hereford who let loose with their MP5's with ferocious volume and accuracy just before the atrocity unfolded. Now Micky being a die-hard loyalist decided that their martyrdom funeral would be the perfect time to take out Adams, McGuiness and the rest of the leadership. He turned up on his own with hand grenades and a 9mm pistol in order to get the job done. The man had a pair of bollocks to rival a Rhino, but sadly as you can see from his picture lacking the had to eye coordination.

Your choice of avatar along with certain comment's you've made has my (historically accurate) beast-radar pinging like a U-Boat amongst an Atlantic convoy. I'll be fucking watching you.

I don't think you're Reptyle, you'd have shat your Pampers over the whole Russian/Ukrainian business if you were. Not only would he be insisting that we've got a naval taskforce ready to be deployed to the Black Sea containg forty thousand SBS operators to stick it to old Vlad, but he would also be furiously defending Bill Gates in case XBox Live was suddenly abandoned leaving him unable to seduce his gaming buddies

Exactly!

Ming's about as alive as Otsi the Iceman thanks to Frank's chest freezer. I'd imagine she's currently the colour of piss frozen snow given the amount of times he's partially defrosted her for a rogering. Rumour has it that he uses her sphincter as a cock ring after it detached during one of his semi frozen coitus episodes. I believe he took it for rapid embalming in a coolbox filled with icecubes.

Stationing ballistic missiles in Ukraine pointing Vlad's way is akin to the Russians striking a deal with Ireland to do the same to us. Obviously if the Paddy's weren't in the EU, and I can't be arsed to check if they're a Nato member or not. I honestly didn't think they'd invade, but after his demands being refused he obviously thought fuck it. Now there's several reasons why they did such as Western Europe's addiction to cheap ruskie gas and oil, neither the UK or US public would put up with the coffins of young men returning home after 20 years of the same from pointless wars. He knows all this. I also believe that he has a mutual defense treaty with the Chinese. I'm also pretty sure that the Ukraine's joined the Third Reich in WW2. On an interesting side note - did you know that German army officially surrended at the end of WW2 but the Third Reich didn't? Most of the latest designs of U-Boats seemed to have just vanished or were reported as sunk. You then have just about every high ranking SS member's living it up in South America, and @King Billy strange phenomena being reported in Antarctica. The krauts had been going there since the late 1930's. The Yanks even sent a carrier battle-group to investigate it in the 1950's under the name operation High Jump.

Unless you're black, bent, and in possession of a 9 inch cock (circumcised obviously).

I've recently been munching Valium by the handful mate, and could just about remember where my trainers are, let alone contribute any cunting. I hope this clears things up?

Fuck that shit, Rasters. I've finally got back on the buttons after a long break and was fucking amazed by my work flow. I attempted to timestretch some audio and it took me about ten minutes to find the right commands. You definitely need to keep an iron in the fire when producing, but it's all coming back. Just thought that I'd break up a thread upon my return. Hope you survived the storm mate? My adopted town in Somerset was absolutely battered, but I saw some bloke get blown down the road in Victoria (I obviously laughed my bollocks off). I was hoping it was that fat fucker known as the Judge, but there wasn't a mobility scooter in sight, and it would probably take winds of about 140mph to move the cunt!

Duly noted, Doc. I fully expect our resident virologist/headmistress to accuse me of coating my walls with Bacofoil tomorrow along with a 700 word counter argument sourced from the Guardian and Google. Unfortunately for us all she's incapable of forming her own opinion.