Major Cunt

He's happy living in Leeds for fucks sake, so no, absolutely not. Personally, I'm never gonna forgive him for voting Tory but that's between me and him.

They're just kids being kids for fucks sake, give them a break. Personally, I'm just happy to see them off Xbox Live for an hour or two. The little cunts who wheelie out in front of traffic need a good slap though, or probably a broken arm via car, but then some poor fuckers day is ruined inflicting it. I'm sure "Sir Nige" had a solution, eh @judgetwi probably blaming the European exchange rate mechanism ect, ect, but the slippery cunts party didn't win a single seat did they? The working class might have been thick enough to buy Bojo's shit but thankfully not Farage's.

That's what you call 'looking a gift horse in the mouth,' or being a stupid, stupid wanker. They both work equally well.

I've a school friend of mine who's become a big cheese at a certain council. He's certainly not the brightest bulb in the display, and takes full advantage of the lax council work ethic. Preferring to do as little as fucking possible in order not to rock the gravy train. I've always considered career advancement in a local authority akin to the Communist Party. Whereby one is promoted through loyal service as opposed to actually knowing what the fuck their doing. I've often contemplated asking him for a word in the right places, if I'm honest. Who doesn't like drawing a salary for doing fuck all.

That story made the 'South London Press,' Olly. The Charlton B Mob had chased the Middlesbrough hooligan contingent into a local park. Where upon a mobility scooter glided by and a portly chap launched a pair of soiled undercrackers.

Jesus H. Christ read between the lines here. Hopefully You'll work it out for yourself when your posts start disappearing, Punkers.

Merry Christmas, Punkers. You might have noticed things have gone a bit East German Stasi around here? I'll give you about 3 days before Roops bangs you up again.

I've been told to tone the cunting down a bit, Jewdy. I wouldn't worry about it too much though me old china. Once things return to normal I'll be regaling the faithful with stories of white cider, homosexually, mobility scooters, and miserable bastards with their fingers in mums handbags. Keep up the good work mastermind!

I wouldn't worry about it too much, RatsMarshall, we have no reason to fear either. I'd imagine it happens quite a bit in Tel Aviv, it probably explains those restaurant bombings. Ask Jewdy mate, he'll give you the full picture.

Charming. Where the fucks your festive spirit? Though I'd imagine you're more a Kestrel Super man. With the greatest respect, obviously.

I'd normally chime in on this, Decs, as you would expect, but my posts seem to be disappearing quicker than a fucking Tardis.

I hear you loud and clear, Wolfster. I've also noticed that the quality punters posts are being removed quicker than a pork chop at Judges bedsit. It seems the halfwits now have carte blanch on the corner. We're fucking doomed!

Ahh, so it was you that left a review on 'Tripadvisor' WC? It must have been a bit of a busman's holiday for you what with being a resident of Leeds. I'd imagine the only difference being the climate, and substantially less smackheads in San Francisco.

Indeed, Fends, indeed. Old Phill the Greek is looking even more lizard like due to this current bout of illness. I can't stand the old cunt and surely he can't outrun the old Grimm Reaper much longer. With regards to Air-miles Andy and his penchant for teenage skirt, it's not exactly been a revelation has it. The ruling elite have always had an unhealthy interest in the forbidden fruit. There's been many allegations previously made about Mountbatten's proclivity for underage boys, but the mainstream media will never report it. Sack the fucking lot of em, they're only krauts after all.

Merry Christmas Judge. You incredulous, belligerent old bastard!

Fuck me Herr Oberst, Jewdy's not gonna like this, wonderful. On another note though, I reckon the Gestapo had already tracked down his grandparents, and gave them an all expenses paid holiday to Poland via train.

The only corner I'd like to see that beret wearing cunt take, is his Citroen Dolly into an oncoming juggernaut.

Kissinger is the devil incarnate Herr Oberst, he certainly deserves his own nom. Old Heinz as he should really be called was the architect of the Vietnam war, and the bretton woods agreement. A despicable kike cunt of the highest order! I'm suggesting a rat-nom here.

I ain't getting up at 6.30 for no cunt, I'll be on the session till 2am. I knew you were a thick cunt, but the 'Daily Mail,' really? I'll fill you in at some point Ed, don't you worry about that. As a footnote, I studied freestyle karate and muay thai from the age of 12. Make it entertaining at least!

Now that would be a fitting end. Merry Christmas Gypers!

Fair enough Edmund, I'm in South London as we speak, the floor is yours senator. On another note, bring that spindle legged fraggle too.

Somebody had to liven this place up again, uncle Ape!