Major Cunt

You're the only one who's been made to look a right cunt here, unfortunately though you're to fucking dense to see it... You had a brief window of opportunity to regain some credibility, but not only has that ship sailed, it's now docked in New Jersey... Personally I suggest you stay away from British humour based web sites as you clearly ain't cut out for it.

Well get of your fat fucking arse and do something about it then for once. I like most on here are sick of your armchair Churchillian speeches. You're the epitome of a "no bollocks wanker" only getting on a virtual soapbox after overindulging on White Ace.

I've seen this fella on Crimewatch, Jewdy. He's been spotted at several lido's in the Lambeth area acting suspiciously, and in Argos stores removing catalogue pages from the home and garden section. Word on the street is he can often be found drinking Pina Colada's down the Pink Oboe... To quote Police Five, keep em peeled.

That's an incredibly touching story Jewdy, honestly. Unfortunately for you though nobody else here gives a fuck.

Thanks for your concern on this matter, Jewdy. Herr Oberst has assured me your certain to have the details of a decent Jewish doctor I can consult on this delicate matter. Come to mention it Kuenssberg certainly seems a tad Red Sea pedestrian to me mate. I'm no racist though, I'd happily split her in half like a piece of fresh timber!

I'm in real quandary here, Frank. Last night while watching the Beebs political segment, Laura Kuenssberg brought on a semi that would put a pubescent boy to shame. I don't normally find the witch faced looking cunt remotely attractive, what does this mean? I'm troubled.

I was thinking of launching a corner charity appeal to get 404 laid chaps, and this looks like just the monster for the job. I'm thinking it'll cost no more than a £10 bag of skag, and a couple of Special Brew...

I'd imagine he's already tapped out an email to Keith's office asking if there's an assistants vacancy, Drew. No doubt he'll be provided with an opening right up his and Vaz's street.

Indeed, Ape. Not to mention having Gary Glitter as an avatar. The prosecution rests it's case.

Obviously a 40 year old bloke who looks after himself, and doesn't live in his parents cellar... I don't like to blow my own trumpet, she does that.

I don't even have to try with you cuntchops. Of your own volition you've provided several both damming and hilariously pitiful facts that have sealed your fate here. Not to worry though your part of the axis of fucking idiocy which welcomes back Albert the Dross. You've chucked the Decs accusation about before, and it was shit the first time. Every quality punter here thinks you're a fucking idiot way out of your depth.

Well it's quite clearly a typo cocksucker. Why don't you email the incel gaming community again, and launch another class action lawsuit?

We all want you to put your Xbox controller down and attempt to loose your virginity, but that ain't sounding like a possibility either.

I often wondered what happened to Keith 'Cheggars' Chegwin, rumour had it he'd succumbed to alcoholism. I then joined the Corner, and realized he'd just reinvented himself as Punkape. Due to them both being painfully unfunny cunts of the highest order who I'd like to punch.

Of course he is, LCS. One of the few constants of the Corner is Jewdys' hatred of anything perceived as leftwing or Brussels in nature. He's a caricature of the fucking idiots who want Farage in number 10, and probably idolised Nick Griffin before voting UKIP. The same fucking idiots who rely solely on the benefits system and subsidised council housing. One things for certain though, that if by some fucking miracle the shifty cunt does get elected, he'll fuck Jewdys' ilk over in a heartbeat.

20 handed? They probably just finished fucking a 13 year old girl...that's Rochdale's Joe Dakis for you.

This point seems to be conveniently forgotten when the kikes who run Hollywood decide to remind us of the highly questionable 6 million dead figure. It's also a point never touched upon by the Corners own Jerusalem correspondent when defending his countries war crimes and people. You reap what you sow, and all that...

Certain. Why don't you fuck off to the 39 dead chinks thread, and plate Jewdys' wheelchair bound arsehole as usual.

It was a tongue in cheek comment, Eric, brought on by a heavy consultation with Dr Jack Daniels while chucking some WW2 trivia at Ratty. The sort of topic which is always guaranteed to smoke an oversized mobile out of Jewdys elasticated trousers. Certainly the leaderboard provides an incentive for posting quality material, and is focal for a good bit of banter.

Well you're certainly partial to a bit of cock, Jewdy, that's a given. Not to mention being the resident humourless cunt who takes everything as incredulous or personal.

Indeed, Ratty. It's the same yes men mentality that gave the Furher cult like status, and cost Von Manstein his command of Army Group South. I've tasted the leaderboards poisoned chalice, and feel it detracts from the purpose of cunting.

One things for certain in all of this, being the Paddy driver that's been nicked is well and truly fucked. The only plus side for the cunt is Essex constabulary conducting the investigation...

My personal thoughts are that the murder was probably drugs related. Not the stool softeners and lozenges you probably hoard by the thousands, but class A's heroin ect. This cunt had intimate connections with Dutch importers bringing in 100's of kilos. Also factor in that he was flown out the country via private jet, and had more passports than Jason Bourne. This was no random fucking stabbing it makes no sense at all. I called this when it happened and very little has been reported in the press about it. Worst nom of the month, and that's fucking saying something. Do a little research for once, you stupendously dense cunt.

One can only pray, Bill. If you disguised an artic trailer as a mobile tanning salon it might just work.

Mickey Mouser's can dip a pocket in under a second so you're guesstimate is about right there. Incredibly rare for you to contribute a mildly amusing fact, Pen, I'll remember this day. You're spurious allegations against the Corners cockneys will not go unpunished though. I'd imagine a 6ft tranny such as yourself could toffee joust all 39 cold body's within half an hour.