Major Cunt

Tony Blundetto was a great character, but Johnny Sac was better IMO.

Fucking hell Pen. In my short tenure here you've posted some shite but this is a new low, even for you. Why don't you surf the net for some alternative news outlets to the BBC. You might then be able to contribute something quirky or amusing, I doubt it, but possible.

We've had a couple of Beef's Missis granted, but you've actually made me laugh on occasions. I wouldn't go as far as saying I'm hanging on the coat tails of others, merely giving my opinion. You don't do yourself any favours by not being open minded to suggestion, that you might not know it all.

Sadly he isn't Withers, he seems too post here quite regularly. You know who?

I dunno Mrs...I think he's summed up the general consensus perfectly.

Reported. Implied beastiality.

More of that famous Jewish sense of humour Jewdy. I must admit my sides are splitting right now but only from irony mate. Wouldn't fall for a police honey trap hey? I'm reminded of a man who turned up for a slap up meal at a Greek restaurant, only to find a taxi office in place of a taverna. Fact that this offer was made from a notorious wind up merchant was lost on this chap. I'm in possession of a video shot from the plot opposite, it's accompanied by the tune "Under Pressure' from Queen. It clearly shows an unhappy fellow arriving at said restaurant with a female companion. 😁

I know a little about Otto Skorzeny, but only in relation to his daring rescue of Mussolini. Did you know that during the rescue he squeezed himself into a Fieseler Storch aircraft behind Mussolini. This was purely too look good infront of Hitler whom he knew would probably be there to greet him. He was a pioneer of special forces raids and was in charge of a sabotage battalion during 'the battle of the bulge.' I knew a little of his post war exploits, mainly his enduring love of the Furher, and proposition along with realization of a Fourth Reich . I knew fuck all about him and Eva Peron, thanks for that. He certainly lived a colourful life not to mention allegedly escaping with a shit load of gold. I imagine Ratty probably pilots a Fieseler Storch domestically, and keeps a Junkers ju88 for flying round Europe.

Watched a fascinating documentary on Oskar Derlwanger earlier and his SS Derlwanger division. Otto Ohlendorf also made an appearance, and is probably the most interesting Einsatzgruppen commander.

Outta likes. Well spotted though.

Seems they've moved onto more lucrative scams Gypers, not something I've seen for a while. My Mum used to say don't talk to em, they'll put a curse on ya. I think the cunts might have, if I'm honest!

Not forgetting conning OAP's outta there life savings for replacing a roof tile, leaving public parks full of human shit and selling lucky heather. Oh you bastard...I fucking hate pikeys!

Marvelous, a picture says a thousand words hey. He doesn't look too happy, does he? 😂😂😂

I'm guessing that was his career he turned up with, also was it a tandem mobility scooter, or was she just squashed in behind his 30 stone frame?

Doesn't sound to kosher to me Judith? I'm reminded of a man who turned up at an imaginary taverna, for imaginary theatre tickets. Rumour has it he was a detective too? Silly cunt.

I've just returned after a little stretch myself....I'd like to say I'm rehabilitated....though just like a stretch in the UK penal system...nothings changed. You fucking wanker Jewdy. Screaming outrage over your own comments. When the ice eventually breaks, I'll be there to launch half bricks at you.

Put the fucking sangria down while you're at it. You're a fucking disgrace.

Big words wanker, let's see. You ain't dealing with Jewdy here.

I'm seriously hoping he does a midnight Reggie Perrin into the Mediterranean. Besides I'm gonna deal with him at a later date...so fuck him for now. Me and the Missus have been moving over the last few days and I've forgotten what total fucking arse-ache it is, one thing after another. Couple that with the inevitable conversation about finally having children, and I'm fucking exhausted.

I was under the impression that Francis Kleftiko psychiatrist had been struck of the medical register some time ago, due to dubious and unorthodox practices. During the trial at Harrow crown court several witnesses testified how after being administered Rohypnol, they awoke with a damp and swollen anus, Mr Kleftiko assured them this was a common side effect and not to worry. During the subsequent GMC investigation a culture of blatant oversubscribing was common at that practice. Now, now, Frank, nobody likes a grass, and given the above evidence I'd wager you don't either.

You're a hypocritical cunt that's certain, coming on here giving it the 'big un' then professing outrage over alleged allegations, trying to get members banned you slippery cunt. How's the view from your bedroom window Jewdy, can you still see that paddling pool? Stick to Mumsnet you prat!

If I happen to find a post amusing enough to spray coffee over my laptop from laughter, then in my book it warrants a double like. I had a similar experience after spotting your dodgy syrup and fig, which looks like it was won at a Gary Glitter charity auction. Don't tell me what the fuck I should think either? That's Judge's department. I've stopped and looked around Francis....word on the street is.... retirement... probably Eastbourne. Plonker.

I doubt it Frank, seriously. You couldn't even pay for Ming's extra services. You utter cunt.

Frank. I spotted a beggar clasping a can of Tennant's Super earlier, who was more fashion conscious and stylish than you. In fact the cunt was murdering a tune by the"Coral" on an Argos acoustic guitar. The parallels are striking!

He's like a hybrid of 'Uncle Albert' with his old man's rants, mixed with the rabid anti-nazi credentials of Dietrich Bonhoeffer. Basically....a bit of a cunt!