Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Professor Lampton who lived in the old school house. I was scared of him because my grandmother said that he was an "egghead". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Jimmy Savile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 The school bully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 The tramp who frequented the abandoned pre-fabs at the top of our street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 The local park keeper for lathering my knee in iodine every time I fell off the swings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Humpty dumpty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Trevor the "Parkie". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 I was also very frightened of a local parson .. his name was Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 John Pertwee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Dr Barnado Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Talking of which Gary Glitter was always scary and very dodgy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 The crossgender person who would come to feed the ducks bread at the pond. It had a very deep voice and breasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 That lollipop woman who always stunk of bleach and/or extra strong mints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Ronald Macdonald and Colonel Sanders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 The rag and bone man. Everything was black from his horse to his cart to his clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 The gay PE teacher at my Boys school. WHY - as if he'd look at you maggot face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 That psycho cunt who used to wait for me outside the classroom when lessons had ended, just so he could fuckin' humiliate me in front of all the other cunts, made my life a fuckin' misery, hope he got hit by a bus, the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 There was a dodgy looking old cunt that would stand outside the schoolyard fence in a trenchcoat, rain boots, and fingerless gloves. He was a fright. Always asking us if we wanted a lolipop. he'd say we could pick our own, by reaching into the coat pocket. That's a trick you didn't fall for twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 King Edward 1. Invade my country cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Bombhead my old school headmaster, this was well founded as a few years later he was caught looking for Bronski's in the local public conveniences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Tutankhamen's Death Mask. Frightened the living piss out of me when I was forced to go and see the bloody thing at the British Museum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Old Mr Grimshaw who used to do odd jobs .. he were a right creepy bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 When i was a nipper me and my mates were shit scared of coppers. When we saw one walking along the street we would run like fuck even though we had done fuck all. That sounds ridiculous to kids these days;none of the little shits have ever seen a copper walking along the street. They are too fucking scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 ... I was shit scared of me Dad, in case he caught me fucking my Stepmother.So your Dad was married to Violet Carson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 So your Dad was married to Violet Carson? Fucking hell... That made me laugh out loud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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