camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 "I strongly disagree with Bertold Brechts view that the experience of climatic catharsis of emotion leaves an audience complacent. I believe an audience needs to adopt a critical perspective in order to recognise social injustice and exploitation".David Beckham 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 "No worries, take your time..." - HMRC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 "Well they're cunts aren't they? To be honest, they should be gathered up, fingered, then fucked with barbed dildos. And that's just the blokes, the women should be fu.. oh is this thing on? Oh yeah peace to all beings and all that, big time..." - His Holiness the Dalai Lama 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 "Hi Gerry, can you and Kate babysit tonight?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 "Pass the dutchie 'pon the left hand side"- Punkape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 "The next time you're at the checkout and you hear the beep, think of the fun you could be having with a nice shaven fanny!" - Dale Winton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 'I'm going to the G7 and I'm taking no shit, i'll tell the bastards.'David Cameron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 "We are really interested in what great ideas David Cameron has this time".The rest of the G7 cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 "Your liver's fine Mr Kennedy,just go home and relax,tek a wee dram before bed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 "People whatever you do, don't take any notice of Herr Hitler. He is a cunt"!Dr Josef Goebbels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 "I don't suppose you've got any sweeteners have you?" - Dawn French Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 "One double bed should be fine for us, I reckon" - Lenny Henry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 "Knighthood? Nah I'm turning it down. I don't want recognition for my charity work because that's not what I'm doing it for".Lenford Henry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 No thanks, it's undeserved and I wouldn't want to turn it into a race issue.L.Henry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 And the new host of Newsnight is, Stacey Dooley.BBC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 It wont work. There's no way the British public are stupid enough to watch this shite let alone ring in to vote!Makers of Big brother/x factor/BGT etc etc etc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Darling, do you fancy a romantic weekend in Dewsbury? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Sorry lads, there's no way the British public are small minded enough to think that you two talentless bastards are anything other than....well talentless bastards heh heh heh. Now fuck off and dont darken my doorstep again.Ant and Dec's agent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 what they say - "aah yes ... the three degrees .. prince charles favourite pop group dont'cha know".... what they mean - "wanked himself senseless at the thought of a foursome while the fragrant one was off an another jolly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 "I ain't watchin' no muthafuckin Sky Sports!, That shizzle is wack. I'm an original G dawg" - Brian Sewell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 But honestly we just don't see enough of clare fucking balding on the BBC..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 'Just taking the library books back.'David Beckham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 'I genuinely don't like the attention, I'm honestly not playing the reluctant hero on instructions from my PR team as it's a good gimmick. And, they forced the knighthood on me.'Bradley Wiggins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 'Fucking hell Victoria, I'm getting sick of endorsing all these products. Do they think I'm some sort of thick, money-obsessed cunt who'll put his name to anything?'David Beckham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 'I think it's my range of emotions and expressions that have made me a successful actor.'Clive Owen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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