Guest Manky Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 45 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Finish him... No need. The old fart finished himself. He has not been the same since Ding used to cunt him 3 times in a row then do a multi-quote cunting to show his dominance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Just now, Manky said: No need. The old fart finished himself. He has not been the same since Ding used to cunt him 3 times in a row then do a multi-quote cunting to show his dominance. Halcyon days man key.... I fear dinger is gone forever..... How's the shed and your pet spiders and do your neighbours suspect anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 55 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: man key Fun trivia fact. An 8 inch man key can unlock manky's arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Fun trivia fact. An 8 inch man key can unlock manky's arsehole. using that same analogy I suppose its safe to assume that Spunkapes anus is more of an "open" prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Fun trivia fact. An 8 inch man key can unlock manky's arsehole. Personal attacks do not become you Mr. Stickers. I have always treated you with the respect you deserve, which frankly, was not a great deal. At one time I thought you must be standing on the shoulders of giants but now I realise I just underestimate the potency of an idiot in a big gang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 31 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Fun trivia fact. An 8 inch man key can unlock manky's arsehole. YOU ARE MANKY'S ARSEHOLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 46 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Fun trivia fact. An 8 inch man key can unlock manky's arsehole. As a pongo, anything goes for manc, I'm sure he's had worse. If you statement is correct however, you'd need 2 goes at it 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: YOU ARE MANKY'S ARSEHOLE He's an arsehole to all of us scroters. Please don't use capitals though, it's rather vulgar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: He's an arsehole to all of us scroters. Please don't use capitals though, it's rather vulgar He is French. Their capital is Berlin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 20 hours ago, scotty said: I quite like bourton on the water. Very picturesque if a little sedate, and I found a cracking drug dealer there. Did he slip you a cheeky wrap on the model village, near the little cake shop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 22 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: No danger of you adding to the problem, given you only fire it up men's dirt boxes. Lol As much as I like you Quincey, and I do, but not like that, I wouldn't go giblets deep in your dirty dirt box for all the tongue turds in china. Get your hand off my thigh or I'll stab the cunt with a lobster fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: As much as I like you Quincey, and I do, but not like that, I wouldn't go giblets deep in your dirty dirt box for all the tongue turds in china. Get your hand off my thigh or I'll stab the cunt with a lobster fork. Not enough to spell my name correctly. The lobster fork bit was ok though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 12 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Fun trivia fact. An 8 inch man key can unlock manky's arsehole. You sound a little too certain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 17 hours ago, Punkape said: Good afternoon.... You dog in Delamere Forest don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 21 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Not enough to spell my name correctly. The lobster fork bit was ok though. Sorry queerfingers, I borrowed the lobster fork from @Punkape so god knows where is been. At least we can all be happy that this individual hasn't passed on his genes unless one of his spermy shits has come to life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Sorry queerfingers, I borrowed the lobster fork from @Punkape so god knows where is been. At least we can all be happy that this individual hasn't passed on his genes unless one of his spermy shits has come to life Homo. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Homo. lol. No, I'm married and have kids so not a homo. You, however, are a male prostitute, albeit "married" to your cadre of African masters, but a least you'll never procreate lol fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: No, I'm married and have kids so not a homo. You, however, are a male prostitute, albeit "married" to your cadre of African masters, but a least you'll never procreate lol fuck off! Married to a transgender fuckwit with assorted venereal diseases more likely..... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Married to a transgender fuckwit with assorted venereal diseases more likely..... Fuck off. Unusually it is raining here today Punkers, the golf is off, sad to say. Any suggestion as to what I can do instead. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Unusually it is raining here today Punkers, the golf is off, sad to say. Any suggestion as to what I can do instead. lol You could stock up on red wine ! Then you could go on a truffle hunt... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Unusually it is raining here today Punkers, the golf is off, sad to say. Any suggestion as to what I can do instead. lol Have a wash and try to go "cold turkey" on raping geese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: You could stock up on red wine ! Then you could go on a truffle hunt... lol. Brilliant suggestions Punkers. It is so refreshing to converse with somebody of class. Ape is simply dreadful, isn't he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Have a wash and try to go "cold turkey" on raping geese? It isn't rape Stibbly, it's pure love. You wouldn't understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: It isn't rape Stibbly, it's pure love. You wouldn't understand. Thankfully no, I don't. I'm an ornithologist and am interested in only wild birds. The goshawks here would love your geese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 21 hours ago, Wolfie said: Did he slip you a cheeky wrap on the model village, near the little cake shop? No, he sold me two viagra and a rohypnol for £6.50. Bargain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 8 minutes ago, scotty said: No, he sold me two viagra and a rohypnol for £6.50. Bargain. Chivalry is popular among the old ladies there, Scotty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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