Bubba C Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 1 hour ago, nocti said: At the risk of sounding like a bit of a poofter, it depends on what it stinks of, and whether the nearest pub to you has Old Rosie on tap. You fussy fucking cunt. We all know you’d slurp on it like there was no tomorrow. Is Bishop’s Finger okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 1 hour ago, nocti said: whether the nearest pub to you has Old Rosie on tap. Corrrr, you naughty cunt. Yummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 People already part with a small fortune for coffee that's fallen out of a civet cat's arse, so just think how much they might pay for the celebrity equivalent. Gwyneth would just be the beginning: Scarlett Johansson; Rachel Riley; Kylie Minogue; Mila Kunis; fucking hell, this could be a gold mine. I don't suppose anyone has the contact details of a former member with experience in the international web-based retail space to hand? If I can get Jazz on board I'm thinking of calling this new venture "Classy Ass". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Gwyneth does come across as a bit of a Mellow Bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Gwyneth does come across as a bit of a Mellow Bird. I see what you did there. Get your fucking coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: People already part with a small fortune for coffee that's fallen out of a civet cat's arse, so just think how much they might pay for the celebrity equivalent. Gwyneth would just be the beginning: Scarlett Johansson; Rachel Riley; Kylie Minogue; Mila Kunis; fucking hell, this could be a gold mine. I don't suppose anyone has the contact details of a former member with experience in the international web-based retail space to hand? If I can get Jazz on board I'm thinking of calling this new venture "Classy Ass". I went to my local Costa once. One shitter for the entire establishment, suspiciously sticky leather sofas, coffee that had so much shit in it that it only tasted of lukewarm, sugary milk and two clueless and overworked teenagers manning the till. Considering the only people who seem to use such places are skinny hipsters with thick rimmed glasses typing away on the latest overpriced Apple technology and single mothers with screeching children I bet you could rob the place with a sharpened stick - wouldn't even have to worry about them getting all Flight 93 and dousing you in boiling water because I'm pretty sure they just use bottled water left next to the radiator to make their shit coffee. At least a fresh cup of Gwynko would be slightly above room temperature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 8 hours ago, Roadkill said: I went to my local Costa once. What are your thoughts about Starfucks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I see what you did there. Get your fucking coat. Did that make you smile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: What are your thoughts about Starfucks? Best ask Neil. He's fucked a few stars in his time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 On 09/01/2018 at 2:20 PM, Cap'n Cunt said: There are several things I'd like to stick up Gwyneth Paltrow's ringpiece, including my cock, but until now I'd never considered coffee. After reading this: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jan/09/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-coffee-enema-colonic-irrigation (I was initially quite disgusted, but then I got a stiffy and had a wank whilst thinking about pumping some Maxwell House up my colon) I'm wondering if Starbucks and Costa will be offering to squirt latte or flat white up your arse rather than serve it in cups, and if so, will you still get one of those little biscuit things? If I were to give her a coffee enema, it would be a frothy latte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 On 1/9/2018 at 2:20 PM, Cap'n Cunt said: There are several things I'd like to stick up Gwyneth Paltrow's ringpiece, including my cock, but until now I'd never considered coffee. After reading this: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jan/09/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-coffee-enema-colonic-irrigation (I was initially quite disgusted, but then I got a stiffy and had a wank whilst thinking about pumping some Maxwell House up my colon) I'm wondering if Starbucks and Costa will be offering to squirt latte or flat white up your arse rather than serve it in cups, and if so, will you still get one of those little biscuit things? I’d stick some extra thick cream up her arse. She’s just not good looking enough to put up with the shit she comes out with if she didn’t do anal and then put a pan of chips on, I’d fuck her off. she would have to order the taxi though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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