Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 Do they run to a timetable ? If so where can I find it? I asked the bloke in the bedsit below me who works for Network Rail and he told me to "Fuck off". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 That's because you're asking the wrong person. You need to speak to the driver, so the next time you hear one approaching stand on the rails directly in front of the train to get him to stop. Then you can ask him. Simples! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Earl, as an enthusiast I can tell you you'll get nowhere asking anyone in that privatised fuck up of a show, however there is a book of approximate times available from Network Rail but it only arrives on a Wednesday by Red Star Parcels in the guards van. Failing that you can sit on Westbury station in the dead of night and wait until you are arrested. This is the age of the train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 12 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Do they run to a timetable ? If so where can I find it? I asked the bloke in the bedsit below me who works for Network Rail and he told me to "Fuck off". They do run a timetable, but they don't run to a timetable! Basically you're fucked, you could be sat waiting until the other side of Xmas, but you have plenty of time on your hands, so go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 14 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Do they run to a timetable ? If so where can I find it? I asked the bloke in the bedsit below me who works for Network Rail and he told me to "Fuck off". Freight trains? What, do you live in Tennessee? They're called 'goods trains' over here. No wonder he told you to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Freight trains? What, do you live in Tennessee? They're called 'goods trains' over here. No wonder he told you to fuck off. Why do they have Freightliner painted on the locomotives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That's because you're asking the wrong person. You need to speak to the driver, so the next time you hear one approaching stand on the rails directly in front of the train to get him to stop. Then you can ask him. Simples! My legs won't reach both rails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 28 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Why do they have Freightliner painted on the locomotives? I don't know, Casey Jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't know, Casey Jones John Thomas the Frank Engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: My legs won't reach both rails. If they have a rail in the middle you can stand on that one instead. And, just to make sure the driver sees you i would recommend you wave a scaffold pole or aluminium ladder above your head. The longer the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 I suspect the original poster has had many a dusky skinned vagrant roaring up his rear end like a freight train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 There's a simple solution to tell when a train is arriving, simply put your ear close to the track and listen or better yet find an electrified track to test this out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: John Thomas the Frank Engine. @Mrs Roops, see this mod queue thingummy that you use to filter out posts that breach the site's high standards, can it be used to filter out total shite too, by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: @Mrs Roops, see this mod queue thingummy that you use to filter out posts that breach the site's high standards, can it be used to filter out total shite too, by any chance? That'll be you fucked then pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: That'll be you fucked then pal Please elaborate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: @Mrs Roops, see this mod queue thingummy that you use to filter out posts that breach the site's high standards, can it be used to filter out total shite too, by any chance? That would require a heavy duty "fuzzy logic" programme and I'm guessing the contents of the CC cash tin amount to no more than a button and a Polo mint right now. We are a broad church but that said I noticed a gadget in the Admin's play room whilst undertaking culling duties a few weeks ago. This nifty piece of customisable software would restrict a selected punter to say, three posts per day. I'm conscious of the fact that there are a number of punters who seem single-minded not only in subject matter but also towards another person. The benefits to the CC Behavioural Insights Unit are obvious - it would act as a conditioning tool in ensuring selected punters are more circumspect in their postings... At present, I'm minded not to use it, not for the reason that its unnecessarily cruel, but it does undermine freedom of speech. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 @Earl Albert of Ross have a look here and you might find what you are looking for, do not ask further as I am not interested in the subject https://www.opentraintimes.com/schedules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 17 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I suspect the original poster has had many a dusky skinned vagrant roaring up his rear end like a freight train Good morning Tim .. have you been platform-ending again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 23 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: That'll be you fucked then pal I'm watching you, Stubby - literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm watching you, Stubby - literally. The mess in the house is all the stubblets doing and the faux cottage decor is down to mrs pecker. I like most men who've managed to hold on to their sanity, gave up worrying about that years ago and left it to a woman who actually gives a fuck and curtains and shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The mess in the house is all the stubblets doing and the faux cottage decor is down to mrs pecker. I like most men who've managed to hold on to their sanity, gave up worrying about that years ago and left it to a woman who actually gives a fuck and curtains and shit They're obsessed with that shit, and rarely accept your proposal that the five year old tobacco stained paint on the ceiling, is actually, 'quite a nice shade of ochre'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They're obsessed with that shit, and rarely accept your proposal that the five year old tobacco stained paint on the ceiling, is actually, 'quite a nice shade of ochre'. Indeed. I could be spending that money on something worthwhile like a new chainsaw... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They're obsessed with that shit, and rarely accept your proposal that the five year old tobacco stained paint on the ceiling, is actually, 'quite a nice shade of ochre'. Some of us can remember pubs and places with tobacco stained ceilings . It's taken me just over 20 years to achieve this look and I'm fucked if I'm changing it to accommodate any split arse's aesthetic wishes. And fuck off with cushions too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Queefer said: Some of us can remember pubs and places with tobacco stained ceilings . It's taken me just over 20 years to achieve this look and I'm fucked if I'm changing it to accommodate any split arse's aesthetic wishes. And fuck off with cushions too I'm fully aboard with this. Cushions are the devil's way of telling you that some cunt in your house is an insecure snowflake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Queefer said: Some of us can remember pubs and places with tobacco stained ceilings . It's taken me just over 20 years to achieve this look and I'm fucked if I'm changing it to accommodate any split arse's aesthetic wishes. And fuck off with cushions too When you're suffering from prolapsed farmers you'll be grateful to rest your arsehole on cushions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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