Last Cunt Standing Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 7 hours ago, Iam Ape said: there’s a boarding school for semen-Infused chunks of shit. St Paul’s do a scholarship program for jizz coated Turds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 What @Earl of Punkape means when he claims to have been to Eton is that he went on one of those "Eton & Windsor" coach trips that Crosville used to do in the 1960s and 1970s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: What @Earl of Punkape means when he claims to have been to Eton is that he went on one of those "Eton & Windsor" coach trips that Crosville used to do in the 1960s and 1970s. I’ve played rugby at Eton and Cricket. Stupid hag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve played rugby at Eton and Cricket. Stupid hag. In the municipal park whilst cottaging no doubt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Just now, The Bishop of Phlegm said: In the municipal park whilst cottaging no doubt. Your embittered after a slow night in the massage parlour... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Your embittered after a slow night in the massage parlour... lol. You would have gone to Eton in one of these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: Did you read a lot of Frank Richards when you were a kid? Did you imagine yourself as Harry Wharton the “cad of the Remove”? You sad little shitsack. 😁😁😁😁😁 You like Wendy Richards ? N’est pas ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 20 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your embittered after a slow night in the massage parlour... lol. You’re. idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 35 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve played rugby at Eton and Cricket. Stupid hag. Where is cricket? I’ve never heard of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: Did you read a lot of Frank Richards when you were a kid? Did you imagine yourself as Harry Wharton the “cad of the Remove”? You sad little shitsack. 😁😁😁😁😁 He probably likes to identify with Mauleverer, judge. And Wharton wasn't the "cad". (Tragically, yes I did read old copies of the Magnet as a child before discovering Ian Fleming. The shame forever haunts me.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Is this you @Earl of Punkape? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: You like Wendy Richards ? N’est pas ? lol. It’s n’est ce pas you dim cunt. Your parents really should get their pretend money back from the pretend posh school you never went to. If you are going to construct such a ridiculous persona on a website you really need to get off your lazy arse and do some proper research. It’s not as if you’ve got anything else to do, wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 49 minutes ago, judgetwi said: It’s n’est ce pas you dim cunt. Your parents really should get their pretend money back from the pretend posh school you never went to. If you are going to construct such a ridiculous persona on a website you really need to get off your lazy arse and do some proper research. It’s not as if you’ve got anything else to do, wanker. I got very pissed last night and I had a terrible hangover this morning...I can hardly see the screen so apologies for typing errors. Would you like to meet up for a few beers to cordially discuss the state education system and how it might mirror the brilliant Public schools sector? We might also discuss your homosexuality and how celibacy might help you overcome your depravity and permanent shame in your working class community.Becoming a Catholic should be option for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I got very pissed last night and I had a terrible hangover this morning...I can hardly see the screen so apologies for typing errors. Would you like to meet up for a few beers to cordially discuss the state education system and how it might mirror the brilliant Public schools sector? We might also discuss your homosexuality and how celibacy might help you overcome your depravity and permanent shame in your working class community. You wet yourself didn't you .. how horrid .. are your trousers now soaking in a bucket of water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I got very pissed last night and I had a terrible hangover this morning...I can hardly see the screen so apologies for typing errors. Would you like to meet up for a few beers to cordially discuss the state education system and how it might mirror the brilliant Public schools sector? We might also discuss your homosexuality and how celibacy might help you overcome your depravity and permanent shame in your working class community. The discussion on homosexuality would be one way, yours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: The discussion on homosexuality would be one way, yours! Did you have chips for breakfast? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: You wet yourself didn't you .. how horrid .. are your trousers now soaking in a bucket of water? I vomited on the rhododendrons last night.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Did you have chips for breakfast? lol. What has bacon on my avatar have to do with chips? You uber moron. If you must know the ultimate food is a smoked dry cured back bacon sandwich in sour dough bread. Now fuck off to church sheep boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I vomited on the rhododendrons last night.... lol. So do other 15 year olds who cannot handle their drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I vomited on the rhododendrons last night.... lol. You need to be a member of the Anglican Communion to be posh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I vomited on the rhododendrons last night.... lol. Is this a euphemism for something sordid? I heard that when you went to get your prostate gland examined, the doctor removed his finger and said there was was nothing wrong with it. You immediately demanded a second opinion. Then a third, then a fourth, then a fist. You rancid little deviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Is this a euphemism for something sordid? I heard that when you went to get your prostate gland examined, the doctor removed his finger and said there was was nothing wrong with it. You immediately demanded a second opinion. Then a third, then a fourth, then a fist. You rancid little deviant. I doubt the doctor would have to insert anything in order to perform an examination. I imagine with the absolute fucking pasting it regularly receives, it's hanging four inches outside of his arsehole, looking like some sort of shit caked anal baboon callous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I got very pissed last night and I had a terrible hangover this morning...I can hardly see the screen so apologies for typing errors. Would you like to meet up for a few beers to cordially discuss the state education system and how it might mirror the brilliant Public schools sector? We might also discuss your homosexuality and how celibacy might help you overcome your depravity and permanent shame in your working class community.Becoming a Catholic should be option for you. Strychnine tablets are good for hangovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Is this a euphemism for something sordid? I heard that when you went to get your prostate gland examined, the doctor removed his finger and said there was was nothing wrong with it. You immediately demanded a second opinion. Then a third, then a fourth, then a fist. You rancid little deviant. You're gay aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I doubt the doctor would have to insert anything in order to perform an examination. I imagine with the absolute fucking pasting it regularly receives, it's hanging four inches outside of his arsehole, looking like some sort of shit caked anal baboon callous. You spend a lot of time examimg baboons rectums? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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