Guest Crab Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 10 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You are a disciple of Punky, aren't you? Shuddah your face and fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Didn't fall over tonight but has been fucked off by the judges. I don't watch this but just tuned in to see of she's gonna frack the ice. News Flash!!! Fat gobby cunts are now officially more popular than our brown skinned friends 👏🏽 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Paddy Power have installed Gemma “go lightly “ Collins as odds on favourite for next series of “pie eating on ice” and have stopped taking bets on her winning “I’m a fat greedy talentless fucktard cunt kick me out of here” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Crab said: Shuddah your face and fuck off So Saddam Hussein’s not dead. He’s been wearing a little red wanking hood costume and a daft cap. Looks like a typical USA Ryder cup fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: So Saddam Hussein’s not dead. He’s been wearing a little red wanking hood costume and a daft cap. Looks like a typical USA Ryder cup fan. To quote GC Nicholas is reem. Don't forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: News Flash!!! Fat gobby cunts are now officially more popular than our brown skinned friends 👏🏽 Not in my book they aint. However, both are cunts, even the non-gobby ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 Hate is a word I don't use that often but, I fucking hate the fat talentless sow that is Gemma Collins. I think I hate her as much as Alison Hammond, who also happens to be gargantuan and talentless. And as for that grinning gormo fiance, Arge, I wouldn't dirty my boots kicking the fucking idiot in the cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 I saw her last night on Jonathan Ross. What deos she actually do? I couldn't work it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I saw her last night on Jonathan Ross. What deos she actually do? I couldn't work it out Eats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eats. Yeah of course! It all starts making sense now since at one point she said she was going to be going to America soon to make it big there. I think she meant 'supersize' since she should be a hit with a nation whose arses are bigger than Nebraska Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Yeah of course! It all starts making sense now since at one point she said she was going to be going to America soon to make it big there. I think she meant 'supersize' since she should be a hit with a nation whose arses are bigger than Nebraska She started bawling her eyes out and demanding to be removed from the jungle on 'I'm a. Slebritty', one day into it. presumably because she hadn't had any cake for a few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: She started bawling her eyes out and demanding to be removed from the jungle on 'I'm a. Slebritty', one day into it. presumably because she hadn't had any cake for a few hours. You wonder if they brought in 'The Running Man' how many slebs would sign up knowing they're likely to get toasted? Some of them are so fucking obsessed with getting their faces seen they would do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: I saw her last night on Jonathan Ross. What deos she actually do? I couldn't work it out Eats a lot ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Eats a lot ? That's her wrestling name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 Just now, Roadkill (temp) said: That's her wrestling name. Wouldn’t want that cunt sitting on my face on live tv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Wouldn’t want that cunt sitting on my face on live tv Her finisher "The Womb of Doom" is a killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill (temp) said: Her finisher "The Womb of Doom" is a killer. Ratty's going to be fucking livid when he finds out she copied the name of his home abortion appliance. The Womb-Doom 3000. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty's going to be fucking livid when he finds out she copied the name of his home abortion appliance. The Womb-Doom 3000. The WD2400 series was far better .. the WD3000 is a bit of an abortion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty's going to be fucking livid when he finds out she copied the name of his home abortion appliance. The Womb-Doom 3000. Fuck 'em Authoritah. I'm working on a FGM gameshow for Zambian State Television. "THE SLICE IS RIGHT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 32 minutes ago, ratcum said: Fuck 'em Authoritah. I'm working on a FGM gameshow for Zambian State Television. "THE SLICE IS RIGHT" It’s on straight after ‘The Great Isis Bake Off’ presented by Paul Bollywood and Marry me (I’m only 14 Berry) and followed by ‘Who wants to win a suicide vest’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty's going to be fucking livid when he finds out she copied the name of his home abortion appliance. The Womb-Doom 3000. The deluxe version has a bottle opener on the side and a detachable glutton size picnic hamper. Who could have guessed such technology would ever exist in our lifetime. Whatever next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: The deluxe version has a bottle opener on the side and a detachable glutton size picnic hamper. Who could have guessed such technology would ever exist in our lifetime. Whatever next? The MKII Turbo Cervix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: The MKII Turbo Cervix. With go faster stripes rear spoiler and vinyl roof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: With go faster stripes rear spoiler and vinyl roof That's the MK1. MKII has plush velvet interior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: That's the MK1. MKII has plush velvet interior. I find that plush velvet is a cunt to keep clean. The missus reckons old school vinyl is making a comeback. Anyway what happened to MKs 2 to 10? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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