Neil Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 Give me a fucking break you cunts,'do not travel unless essential' just fuck off,this country is fucking fucked.How many brits go abroad every year to get just what we are having at the moment? All of a sudden it's worth 50 % of the news.I hope every cunt that is fucking moaning at present has a fucking seizure and fucks off this mortal coil.Come December they'll be whinging like fuck about the ice.Just get fucked! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 14 minutes ago, Neil said: Give me a fucking break you cunts,'do not travel unless essential' just fuck off,this country is fucking fucked.How many brits go abroad every year to get just what we are having at the moment? All of a sudden it's worth 50 % of the news.I hope every cunt that is fucking moaning at present has a fucking seizure and fucks off this mortal coil.Come December they'll be whinging like fuck about the ice.Just get fucked! Bit warm today, Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 17 minutes ago, Neil said: Give me a fucking break you cunts,'do not travel unless essential' just fuck off,this country is fucking fucked.How many brits go abroad every year to get just what we are having at the moment? All of a sudden it's worth 50 % of the news.I hope every cunt that is fucking moaning at present has a fucking seizure and fucks off this mortal coil.Come December they'll be whinging like fuck about the ice.Just get fucked! The heat making you cranky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, scotty said: Bit warm today, Neil. Any snow down your way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Any snow down your way? Just starting to thaw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 28 minutes ago, Neil said: Give me a fucking break you cunts,'do not travel unless essential' just fuck off,this country is fucking fucked.How many brits go abroad every year to get just what we are having at the moment? All of a sudden it's worth 50 % of the news.I hope every cunt that is fucking moaning at present has a fucking seizure and fucks off this mortal coil.Come December they'll be whinging like fuck about the ice.Just get fucked! I avoid sunlight. Those Africans spend all their time being bombarded with it, and look what happened to them. I don't want to be dark brown with ridiculous pink hands and feet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 I fucking love this weather. The ones that grip my shit is the pensioners that complain " Ooh it's too hot for me," yet they're wearing a fucking overcoat!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I fucking love this weather. The ones that grip my shit is the pensioners that complain " Ooh it's too hot for me," yet they're wearing a fucking overcoat!!!! I'm glad they keep their overcoats on, who wants to see all that rotting flesh on show, it's enough to make Neil wish for winter.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I fucking love this weather. The ones that grip my shit is the pensioners that complain " Ooh it's too hot for me," yet they're wearing a fucking overcoat!!!! Tell Pen to take it off then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 1 minute ago, scotty said: Tell Pen to take it off then. I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I avoid sunlight. Those Africans spend all their time being bombarded with it, and look what happened to them. I don't want to be dark brown with ridiculous pink hands and feet. You might grow a bigger cock though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I'm glad they keep their overcoats on, who wants to see all that rotting flesh on show, it's enough to make Neil wish for winter.. I bet that Ape loves it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Cap'n Cunt said: You might grow a bigger cock though. Don't want an AIDS dispenser either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 Theres a live programme on Ch5 hosted by that whiny voice gobshite Jeremy Vine. He's outside reporting about "the burning planet" and the fucking tit is wearing a jacket. Have a look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 2 hours ago, scotty said: Bit warm today, Neil. Yes,but you wont hear me complaining.I get paid and I get a tan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I avoid sunlight. Those Africans spend all their time being bombarded with it, and look what happened to them. I don't want to be dark brown with ridiculous pink hands and feet. You know why their hands and feet are pink? They tell them to stand and lean against the wall spread eagled and then the spray gun comes out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: The heat making you cranky? Sweat makes a great lubricant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: You know why there hands and feet are pink? They tell them to stand and lean against the wall spread eagled and then the spray gun comes out. Fucksake 😄😄😄 IOU one like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Neil said: You know why there hands and feet are pink? They tell them to stand and lean against the wall spread eagled and then the spray gun comes out. You got the fucking like because you reminded me of the last time I heard that joke. I would have been 9. That would have been 1981. We're getting old my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You got the fucking like because you reminded me of the last time I heard that joke. I would have been 9. That would have been 1981. We're getting old my friend. I remember another version of that joke told to me when I was about 7. Which was before 1981 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember another version of that joke told to me when I was about 7. Which was before 1981 Methuselah type cunt. Did you have an outside toilet? Or are you one of them posh gypsies that had a flap in the caravan floor.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Methuselah type cunt. Did you have an outside toilet? Or are you one of them posh gypsies that had a flap in the caravan floor.. Even posher than that. Had a flap in the drawers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 So now we can’t run trains because it’s too hot? So what do they do in India, Africa, South America etc.? Fortunately we have a railway historian and train expert among our number. No doubt she can explain what the fuck is going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Even posher than that. Had a flap in the drawers I think you need more than one flap in your drawers to achieve greatness as Kazakhstan's number 4 prostitute. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Even posher than that. Had a flap in the drawers Chest of drawers in the bedroom or one of the kitchenette cupboards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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