Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 6 minutes ago, Battlestir Gallacticaaaah said: Idiot. That was innovative. Would you like to duck my sick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 15 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: But hey... if you prefer to continue the disgusting practice of smearing feces around the inside of your asscrack with dry tissue paper, then walking around the rest of the day with the filthy residue still squishing around back there and hints of the stink probably wafting up occasionally making everyone around you gag, then be my guest. @King Billy never has that problem because he always wipes his arse on another bloke's cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 5 hours ago, scotty said: "Tug of war" boots, is that how she referred to foreplay? 🤔 Why women don't blink during foreplay.........not enough time. Joan Rivers 1935-2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why women don't blink during foreplay.........not enough time. Joan Rivers 1935-2014 Joan Rivers was the only funny female comedian. She was once heckled by someone who objected to a joke about disability. He said; "making fun of the disabled isn't funny!" she replied; "Funny! You wanna know what's funny?.. Walking along a beach in France with your husband, looking for a leg he lost 50 years ago.. that's fucking funny!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 Im very poor ..Tescos own brand does me ..although i do sometimes double up and use the roll of hand towels..I confess ive been living vicariously through eddies glam pics of shiny watches and exotic locations Panzbaby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 9 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: The correct way to deal with shit lol (and also the video that made mong Billy cry 😂 ) You have nothing to offer except repeats of your wank videos. Try opening an account on faecesbook. The twerps on there will be more in tune with your nonsense. Good luck you unfortunate little creep. You have my sympathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 Mr Patel who runs my nearest corner shop, always refers to his own brand Costcutter toilet roll as 'John Wayne'. Apparently, it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take any fucking shit from Indians. Ithangyow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: @King Billy never has that problem because he always wipes his arse on another bloke's cock. LOL etc.😂🎮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Joan Rivers was the only funny female comedian. She was once heckled by someone who objected to a joke about disability. He said; "making fun of the disabled isn't funny!" she replied; "Funny! You wanna know what's funny?.. Walking along a beach in France with your husband, looking for a leg he lost 50 years ago.. that's fucking funny!" I liked her because she ripped into the rich and famous and also herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I liked her because she ripped into the rich and famous and also herself. She had a mouth that looked like a torn pocket Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: She had a mouth that looked like a torn pocket Panzbaby If it was good enough for Robert Mitchum, it's good enough for you Panzbaby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I liked her because she ripped into the rich and famous and also herself. She never took herself or other Hollywood celebrities too seriously. I liked that about her too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: She never took herself or other Hollywood celebrities too seriously. I liked that about her too. Intelligent, quick minded and scalpel sharp in a verbal sense. Anyone who turned up to see her with the intention of heckling and coming out on top, was a very stupid, deluded cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Intelligent, quick minded and scalpel sharp in a verbal sense. Anyone who turned up to see her with the intention of heckling and coming out on top, was a very stupid, deluded cunt. A lot of overly sensitive people couldn't stand her because they took her on stage persona seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 17 hours ago, King Billy said: You have nothing to offer except repeats of your wank videos. Try opening an account on faecesbook. The twerps on there will be more in tune with your nonsense. Good luck you unfortunate little creep. You have my sympathy. You seem shaken and stirred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 18 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Im very poor ..Tescos own brand does me ..although i do sometimes double up and use the roll of hand towels..I confess ive been living vicariously through eddies glam pics of shiny watches and exotic locations Panzbaby That a EU spec paper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 On 24/08/2019 at 12:54, Eric Cuntman said: That shiny, grease proof looking stuff they had at school was called 'IZAL' as far as I remember. "Wipe the smile off their faeces with Badgers Arse industrial toilet tissue! made from recycled emery cloth with added woodchips, glass fibre and swarf!" It was generously laced with disinfectant derived from carbolic acid, so not only did it shred your outlet to fine powder, it then laced it profusely with a toxic agent. British engineering at it's best, I say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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