Rick_B Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 The BBC ought to know better, but tonight's "The Truth about Alcohol" is the biggest load of contrived unscientific bollox I've seen for some time. In an "experiment" in the second half of the program they "investigated" hangovers. Three groups of six were given a substantial amount of alcohol. One group had a fry-up in the morning, one had borage "a traditional hangover cure" and one had nothing. They were then asked the entirely subjective question "do you have a hangover?" The fry-up group scored 5/6, the borage group scored 3/6 and the nothing group scored 6/6. What does this mean? Absolutely nothing, zilch, nichts, nada. It's complete bollox, as were repeated unqualified claims of "scientists have shown". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 I can't imagine someone as boring as yourself has ever had a hangover. Let us conduct a more thorough and scientific study :- Every day, we feed you a strudel laced with a highly radioactive polonium isotope, and have a team of expertly trained nuclear scientists monitor the effects. At the end of the experiment, the boffins post a picture of your dead face, and we all predict how many likes it will get. My hypothesis is that, due to virtue of you being a complete cunt, you will break all records and get 11 likes for your ugly, dead mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted May 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 45 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I can't imagine someone as boring as yourself has ever had a hangover. Let us conduct a more thorough and scientific study :- Every day, we feed you a strudel laced with a highly radioactive polonium isotope, and have a team of expertly trained nuclear scientists monitor the effects. At the end of the experiment, the boffins post a picture of your dead face, and we all predict how many likes it will get. My hypothesis is that, due to virtue of you being a complete cunt, you will break all records and get 11 likes for your ugly, dead mug. You've not been conducting your own scientific experiment on alcoholic hangovers tonight have you Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 On my scientific studies, home made scrumpy from the back yard of a farm gives the biggest hangovers, they last for days... at least I think they do, I can't remember much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 I personally hope he resumes his studies into bleach and the effects of consumption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 Although this bears little or no relevance to the post, I've been conducting a scientific study of sorts and concluded that drunk or sober, I'd fuck the bastard ovaries right out of Lucy Verasamy. Hope this helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 So many worthy slatings, so few likes. Admin, at the risk of the numerous accusations of having heads up arses, up the likes would you? 10 just isn't sufficient with so many worthy cunts on the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I can't imagine someone as boring as yourself has ever had a hangover. Let us conduct a more thorough and scientific study :- Every day, we feed you a strudel laced with a highly radioactive polonium isotope, and have a team of expertly trained nuclear scientists monitor the effects. At the end of the experiment, the boffins post a picture of your dead face, and we all predict how many likes it will get. My hypothesis is that, due to virtue of you being a complete cunt, you will break all records and get 11 likes for your ugly, dead mug. Ill tender an "off plan" like right now. Rick, fucking die. Out of respect, I would still turn up to your funeral, and, after saying a few witty words about you over your open coffin, smash a big plate of carrot cake right into your dead face in front of your chortling mum and dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: On my scientific studies, home made scrumpy from the back yard of a farm gives the biggest hangovers, they last for days... at least I think they do, I can't remember much... I would gladly assist you in having the biggest hangover by dangling you over the edge of Beachy Head by using piano wire tied to your scrotum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Manky Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 Good quality northern beer doesn't give you a hangover. That allied with a robust northern constitution means the. 20% of us allowed to eat bacon butties are virtually immune. On the downside, muesli and tofu are like Kryptonite to us real men. On the other hand, southern, non-cycling shit beer drinking soft cunts cry like babies over the slightest little thing. Fuck off BBC. Your research is invalid as you never asked me as an expert despite my position as a 4* Beer Finder General. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 You get what you pay for. If you're such a tight fisted cunt you buy cheap fucking beverages, you deserve to have your fucking head explode from the shite preservatives and artificial foaming agents, and the fetid diseased stale piss from disgruntled employees you consumed the night before. Buy a quality brew, and stop fucking whinging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 What would the BBC know about beer anyway? Bunch of southern, kiddie fiddling poofters* *some of them from the 70s.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 20 hours ago, Rick_B said: The BBC ought to know better, but tonight's "The Truth about Alcohol" is the biggest load of contrived unscientific bollox I've seen for some time. In an "experiment" in the second half of the program they "investigated" hangovers. Three groups of six were given a substantial amount of alcohol. One group had a fry-up in the morning, one had borage "a traditional hangover cure" and one had nothing. They were then asked the entirely subjective question "do you have a hangover?" The fry-up group scored 5/6, the borage group scored 3/6 and the nothing group scored 6/6. What does this mean? Absolutely nothing, zilch, nichts, nada. It's complete bollox, as were repeated unqualified claims of "scientists have shown". Pseudoscience can be downright dangerous, as anti-vaxers spew specious articles on Facebook promoting the benefits of alternative medicine. Children have died needlessly as a result. Whilst certain homeopathic remedies have a proven though somewhat limited efficacy, they should be seen as no more than a complementary treatment. Its not only the dumb who are taken in. Steve Jobs accelerated his death by seeking out cures from quackery and snake-oil salesmen before realising to late that conventional medicine might have saved or at least, prolonged his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 10 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Pseudoscience can be downright dangerous, as anti-vaxers spew specious articles on Facebook promoting the benefits of alternative medicine. Children have died needlessly as a result. Whilst certain homeopathic remedies have a proven though somewhat limited efficacy, they should be seen as no more than a complementary treatment. Its not only the dumb who are taken in. Steve Jobs accelerated his death by seeking out cures from quackery and snake-oil salesmen before realising to late that conventional medicine might have saved or at least, prolonged his life. Too late. As you were, this is fascinating. Truly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 Been to a Japanese zen man a couple of times with brilliant results, well worth a try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 5 hours ago, Bubbles said: Too late. As you were, this is fascinating. Truly. Bubs, "Office Martyrs" was a month ago, time to move on...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Bubs, "Office Martyrs" was a month ago, time to move on...... What are you bleating on about now you old hag? Are you referring to when you 'slaughtered' me in a nom? Again, it seems you're in the minority when you think you've accomplished this feat. There are many, many people here who hate you, as you really are as thick as the matted fur on that yeti's arse of a growler you possess. Me? I pity you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: What are you bleating on about now you old hag? Are you referring to when you 'slaughtered' me in a nom? Again, it seems you're in the minority when you think you've accomplished this feat. There are many, many people here who hate you, as you really are as thick as the matted fur on that yeti's arse of a growler you possess. Me? I pity you. Bubs, save your pities for more deserving cases, self-pity would be more apt. Clichéd insults aside, you still blub too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 On 27/05/2016 at 9:49 PM, nobgobbler said: Been to a Japanese zen man a couple of times with brilliant results, well worth a try. Was that when hubby was away on the trawler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 21 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Was that when hubby was away on the trawler? Yeah, but don't tell Frank, I've just had to let him down gently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 12 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Yeah, but don't tell Frank, I've just had to let him down gently. You'll just feel a little prick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 I know you're good bawsy, but how the hell did you know which cupboard I hid this in. The Gary Barlow face mask is in the top drawer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: I know you're good bawsy, but how the hell did you know which cupboard I hid this in. The Gary Barlow face mask is in the top drawer. He was in bristol doing an impression of himself today apparently... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Those inbred Bristol cunts all look the same Dingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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