Jiggerycock Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Multitasking show offs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Would doubt that even spunkape stated he was good at it,perhaps when he is multi tasking at his fantasy island golf club, multi tasking is for useless so called cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 I threw away my QWERTY keyboard and bought a Spunkape one. Every key has 'lol' on it except for the function keys which each insert one of twelve stupid golf club statements. lol. They wouldn't let you in my golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 9 hours ago, Manky said: I threw away my QWERTY keyboard and bought a Spunkape one. Every key has 'lol' on it except for the function keys which each insert one of twelve stupid golf club statements. lol. They wouldn't let you in my golf club. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 10 hours ago, Manky said: I threw away my QWERTY keyboard and bought a Spunkape one. Every key has 'lol' on it except for the function keys which each insert one of twelve stupid golf club statements. lol. They wouldn't let you in my golf club. Cufflinks Chateauneuf du pape Ape's wife Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lol Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 Peasant. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 I'd like to suggest a day of PunkApe inspired poetry; A Nigerian rent boy, sailing to Cannes, An illegal migrant, bummed by a French man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 There once was a cunt named Punkape Who due to severe bumming, his arse did gape He won't shop in Tesco, dines at the golf club, al fresco I'd like to shut his mouth using some gaffer tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 I feel your metre is a little out, but the content is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 It's a well known fact that only women can multi-task. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: It's a well known fact that only women can multi-task. You certainly manage to be incredibly boring and inherently dislikable at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You certainly manage to be incredibly boring and inherently dislikable at the same time. RESULT!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Peasant. lol lol Pleb. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 I'm golfing In Devon and Cornwall on the finest golf courses at the moment so I don't have much time to post. The local cunts down here all sound like pirates and drink cider which is disgusting. Clotted cream is served with all desserts and is delicious although I nearly slipped up in a restaurant in Rock by asking for clotted cunt on my apple pie. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I'm golfing In Devon and Cornwall on the finest golf courses at the moment so I don't have much time to post. The local cunts down here all sound like pirates and drink cider which is disgusting. Clotted cream is served with all desserts and is delicious although I nearly slipped up in a restaurant in Rock by asking for clotted cunt on my apple pie. lol. I hope you get kidnapped, and viciously burgled in international waters. So do you, probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I hope you get kidnapped, and viciously burgled in international waters. So do you, probably. PunkApe wants to bring back buggery. Not as a criminal charge, just as a pleasant past time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I'd like to suggest a day of PunkApe inspired poetry; A Nigerian rent boy, sailing to Cannes, An illegal migrant, bummed by a French man. There once was an ape called punk Who's favourite tipple was shunk He'd fist his own ass Till he'd shit in a glass Then shake, but not stir, it with spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I'm golfing In Devon and Cornwall on the finest golf courses at the moment so I don't have much time to post. The local cunts down here all sound like pirates and drink cider which is disgusting. Clotted cream is served with all desserts and is delicious although I nearly slipped up in a restaurant in Rock by asking for clotted cunt on my apple pie. lol. No you're not. St Enodoc is fucking shit, especially when the wind gets up and you're forced to use fairway woods instead of something more lofted to hit the greens in regulation. Get your Simian arse back up to civilization, stop fucking around and kick the shit out of Celtic Manor. Oh and lay off the Clotted Cream you corpulent bastard. Edited June 21, 2016 by Jiggerycock I put 'Clotted Cram' which is something Brendan Foster would do to his co-commentator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I'm golfing In Devon and Cornwall on the finest golf courses at the moment so I don't have much time to post. The local cunts down here all sound like pirates and drink cider which is disgusting. Clotted cream is served with all desserts and is delicious although I nearly slipped up in a restaurant in Rock by asking for clotted cunt on my apple pie. lol. Born with a silver spoon was I, a mummy's boy 'til the day I die, laughing out loud every night and every day, yet living a lie as this wet closet gay. Caught with a cock and a tongue in my rear, 'there'll be no inheritance for you my dear', mummy's displeasure, daddy's suicide, what a hopeless fucking shoulder-less waste of a son I am. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Born with a silver spoon was I, a mummy's boy 'til the day I die, laughing out loud every night and every day, yet living a lie as this wet closet gay. Caught with a cock and a tongue in my rear, 'there'll be no inheritance for you my dear', mummy's displeasure, daddy's suicide, what a hopeless fucking shoulder-less waste of a son I am. 20 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: No you're not. St Enodoc is fucking shit, especially when the wind gets up and you're forced to use fairway woods instead of something more lofted to hit the greens in regulation. Get your Simian arse back up to civilization, stop fucking around and kick the shit out of Celtic Manor. Oh and lay off the Clotted Cream you corpulent bastard. Celtic Manor is for silly corporate days out and hackers. Do play there a lot ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: There once was an ape called punk Who's favourite tipple was shunk He'd fist his own ass Till he'd shit in a glass Then shake, but not stir, it with spunk. Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 18 minutes ago, Frank said: Born with a silver spoon was I, a mummy's boy 'til the day I die, laughing out loud every night and every day, yet living a lie as this wet closet gay. Caught with a cock and a tongue in my rear, 'there'll be no inheritance for you my dear', mummy's displeasure, daddy's suicide, what a hopeless fucking shoulder-less waste of a son I am. Faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 On 20 June 2016 at 0:18 PM, Even bigger cunt. said: Would doubt that even spunkape stated he was good at it,perhaps when he is multi tasking at his fantasy island golf club, multi tasking is for useless so called cunts. What a Wally.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 The records stuck, punkers. Better get up from your cum stained bean bag and pry the plug out of the wall with a butter knife. Make sure you do us all a favour and disable the circuit breaker before you do though. There's a good chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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