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Jiggerycock

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Guest Even bigger cunt.

Would doubt that even spunkape stated he was good at it,perhaps when he is multi tasking at his fantasy island golf club, multi tasking is for useless so called cunts.

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Guest Manky

I threw away my QWERTY keyboard and bought a Spunkape one. Every key has 'lol' on it except for the function keys which each insert one of twelve stupid golf club statements.

lol. They wouldn't let you in my golf club.

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10 hours ago, Manky said:

I threw away my QWERTY keyboard and bought a Spunkape one. Every key has 'lol' on it except for the function keys which each insert one of twelve stupid golf club statements.

lol. They wouldn't let you in my golf club.

Cufflinks

Chateauneuf du pape

Ape's wife  

Lol

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Guest Bill Stickers

I'd like to suggest a day of PunkApe inspired poetry; 

A Nigerian rent boy,

sailing to Cannes,

An illegal migrant,

bummed by a French man.

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Guest Bill Stickers
2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

It's a well known fact that only women can multi-task.

You certainly manage to be incredibly boring and inherently dislikable at the same time. 

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I'm golfing In Devon and Cornwall on the finest golf courses at the moment so I don't have much time to post.

The local cunts down here all sound like pirates and drink cider which is disgusting.

Clotted cream is served with all desserts and is delicious although I nearly slipped up in a restaurant in Rock by asking for clotted cunt on my apple pie.

lol.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
1 minute ago, Punkape said:

I'm golfing In Devon and Cornwall on the finest golf courses at the moment so I don't have much time to post.

The local cunts down here all sound like pirates and drink cider which is disgusting.

Clotted cream is served with all desserts and is delicious although I nearly slipped up in a restaurant in Rock by asking for clotted cunt on my apple pie.

lol.

I hope you get kidnapped, and viciously burgled in international waters. So do you, probably.

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Guest Bill Stickers
4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

I hope you get kidnapped, and viciously burgled in international waters. So do you, probably.

PunkApe wants to bring back buggery. Not as a criminal charge, just as a pleasant past time. 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

I'd like to suggest a day of PunkApe inspired poetry; 

A Nigerian rent boy,

sailing to Cannes,

An illegal migrant,

bummed by a French man.

There once was an ape called punk

Who's favourite tipple was shunk

He'd fist his own ass

Till he'd shit in a glass

Then shake, but not stir, it with spunk.

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1 hour ago, Punkape said:

I'm golfing In Devon and Cornwall on the finest golf courses at the moment so I don't have much time to post.

The local cunts down here all sound like pirates and drink cider which is disgusting.

Clotted cream is served with all desserts and is delicious although I nearly slipped up in a restaurant in Rock by asking for clotted cunt on my apple pie.

lol.

No you're not.

St Enodoc is fucking shit, especially when the wind gets up and you're forced to use fairway woods instead of something more lofted to hit the greens in regulation.

Get your Simian arse back up to civilization, stop fucking around and kick the shit out of Celtic Manor.

Oh and lay off the Clotted Cream you corpulent bastard.

Edited by Jiggerycock
I put 'Clotted Cram' which is something Brendan Foster would do to his co-commentator
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1 hour ago, Punkape said:

I'm golfing In Devon and Cornwall on the finest golf courses at the moment so I don't have much time to post.

The local cunts down here all sound like pirates and drink cider which is disgusting.

Clotted cream is served with all desserts and is delicious although I nearly slipped up in a restaurant in Rock by asking for clotted cunt on my apple pie.

lol.

 

Born with a silver spoon was I,

a mummy's boy 'til the day I die,

laughing out loud every night and every day,

yet living a lie as this wet closet gay.

Caught with a cock and a tongue in my rear,

'there'll be no inheritance for you my dear', 

mummy's displeasure, daddy's suicide,

what a hopeless fucking shoulder-less waste of a son I am.

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14 minutes ago, Frank said:

 

Born with a silver spoon was I,

a mummy's boy 'til the day I die,

laughing out loud every night and every day,

yet living a lie as this wet closet gay.

Caught with a cock and a tongue in my rear,

'there'll be no inheritance for you my dear', 

mummy's displeasure, daddy's suicide,

what a hopeless fucking shoulder-less waste of a son I am.

 

20 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

No you're not.

St Enodoc is fucking shit, especially when the wind gets up and you're forced to use fairway woods instead of something more lofted to hit the greens in regulation.

Get your Simian arse back up to civilization, stop fucking around and kick the shit out of Celtic Manor.

Oh and lay off the Clotted Cream you corpulent bastard.

Celtic Manor is for silly corporate days out and hackers.

Do play there a lot ?

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18 minutes ago, Frank said:

 

Born with a silver spoon was I,

a mummy's boy 'til the day I die,

laughing out loud every night and every day,

yet living a lie as this wet closet gay.

Caught with a cock and a tongue in my rear,

'there'll be no inheritance for you my dear', 

mummy's displeasure, daddy's suicide,

what a hopeless fucking shoulder-less waste of a son I am.

Faggot.

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