Witheredscrote Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 What is it about those who practice law, what makes so many of them arrogant cunts. Today at 2.00pm I am completing the purchase of property here. The Notaire dealing with it is a pompous tosser. At 1.55pm I will be slipping my right hand down the inside of my pants, and stroking my sweaty ring piece. Always the one for formality, he will duly shake my hand upon arrival. I can then sit in his office for an hour, controlling my boredom by laughing inwardly. My wife says I should seek help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: What is it about those who practice law, what makes so many of them arrogant cunts. Today at 2.00pm I am completing the purchase of property here. The Notaire dealing with it is a pompous tosser. At 1.55pm I will be slipping my right hand down the inside of my pants, and stroking my sweaty ring piece. Always the one for formality, he will duly shake my hand upon arrival. I can then sit in his office for an hour, controlling my boredom by laughing inwardly. My wife says I should seek help. You should meet and introduce yourself to the Admin team at Cuntscorner........ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 I just sold a shop without using a solicitor, fuck em. That goes for estate agents as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 My brother is a lawyer in the city meeting him for lunch today ..he revels in his cuntishness and obscene expense account..he's a sound chap though after 5 pm and weekends Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: What is it about those who practice law, what makes so many of them arrogant cunts. Today at 2.00pm I am completing the purchase of property here. The Notaire dealing with it is a pompous tosser. At 1.55pm I will be slipping my right hand down the inside of my pants, and stroking my sweaty ring piece. Always the one for formality, he will duly shake my hand upon arrival. I can then sit in his office for an hour, controlling my boredom by laughing inwardly. My wife says I should seek help. Help? What help with touching your ring piece? I'm sure there's someone on this site who'd be very happy to touch your ring piece 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You should meet and introduce yourself to the Admin team at Cuntscorner........ They're arrogant fuckers as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 18 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: My brother is a lawyer in the city So being a prize cunt runs in your family then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 49 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: So being a prize cunt runs in your family then? No doubt your lawyer has the measure of you and has his own hands balmed in man goo ready to counter your ring sweat ...and yes we are a band of utter cunts ..it's on the family crest ..cuntus extremis Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: No doubt your lawyer has the measure of you and has his own hands balmed in man goo ready to counter your ring sweat ...and yes we are a band of utter cunts ..it's on the family crest ..cuntus extremis Panzerknacker Naturale eius debent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: They're arrogant fuckers as well Explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Snatch said: Explain. No. Shan't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 Lawyers are like nuclear weapons; they have theirs, so I have mine, and once you use them, you bugger everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. Shan't Chicken shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Chicken shit. You say the nicest things to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 14 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: What is it about those who practice law, what makes so many of them arrogant cunts. Today at 2.00pm I am completing the purchase of property here. The Notaire dealing with it is a pompous tosser. At 1.55pm I will be slipping my right hand down the inside of my pants, and stroking my sweaty ring piece. Always the one for formality, he will duly shake my hand upon arrival. I can then sit in his office for an hour, controlling my boredom by laughing inwardly. My wife says I should seek help. Is your new property in Bellend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You say the nicest things to me It's the old romantic in me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 22 hours ago, Punkape said: You should meet and introduce yourself to the Admin team at Cuntscorner........ Hurrrah....punkape!!! You finally said something funny and enjoyable as a cunt. Well done, now keep it up. I knew you had it in you. Don't spoil it now stay focussed on the topics not the people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 10 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Hurrrah....punkape!!! You finally said something funny and enjoyable as a cunt. Well done, now keep it up. I knew you had it in you. Don't spoil it now stay focussed on the topics not the people. Thanks for your kindness and understanding....... Fucking tool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Thanks for your kindness and understanding....... Fucking tool. Spoilt it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 26 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Hurrrah....punkape!!! You finally said something funny and enjoyable as a cunt. Well done, now keep it up. I knew you had it in you. Don't spoil it now stay focussed on the topics not the people. Arse licking wanker. Who the fuck do you think you are? Some kind of CC sage giving advice to one of his understudies? Shameless creep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Arse licking wanker. Who the fuck do you think you are? Some kind of CC sage giving advice to one of his understudies? Shameless creep. The mentally unstable tosser comes on here, and talks like he owns the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 23 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: What is it about those who practice law, what makes so many of them arrogant cunts. Today at 2.00pm I am completing the purchase of property here. The Notaire dealing with it is a pompous tosser. At 1.55pm I will be slipping my right hand down the inside of my pants, and stroking my sweaty ring piece. Always the one for formality, he will duly shake my hand upon arrival. I can then sit in his office for an hour, controlling my boredom by laughing inwardly. My wife says I should seek help. Regarding your wife*, no doubt the cunt (the Notaire) will try to kiss your wife three times on the cheek as a greeting, make sure as well as stroking your own ringpiece, you slap your wifes' face with your cock just before he tries it, she might then join you in the supressed giggles competition.... Notaires, as well as being Laywer Cunts, are Council Office Cunts therefore require double the cunting, cock and arse.... *fuck off Admin, this is the acceptable side of Mentioning Families. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 (edited) 40 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Regarding your wife*, no doubt the cunt (the Notaire) will try to kiss your wife three times on the cheek as a greeting, make sure as well as stroking your own ringpiece, you slap your wifes' face with your cock just before he tries it, she might then join you in the supressed giggles competition.... Notaires, as well as being Laywer Cunts, are Council Office Cunts therefore require double the cunting, cock and arse.... *fuck off Admin, this is the acceptable side of Mentioning Families. Note to mods: I found this highly amusing ( well for a Ding post anyway ), and am in no way hurt by his comments regarding my wife. Rick, feel free to be offended on my behalf. Edited June 27, 2017 by Witheredscrote nearly forgot, fuck off Ding the doggie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Note to mods: I found this highly amusing ( well for a Ding post anyway ), and am in no way hurt by his comments regarding my wife. Rick, feel free to be offended on my behalf. I found it amusing as well. Not sure what Ding's note is about apart from drawing attention to himself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I found it amusing as well. Not sure what Ding's note is about apart from drawing attention to himself... *whoosh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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