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ELC, I'm warming to you, keep this up and I may bung you a like.

There you go.

And you'd pay her for it.

Which 4 tunes do you suppose they've accumulated you thick cunt?

Izal renaissance? I hope not.

Brings a nostalgic tear to my eye, Saturday night meltdowns. Halcyon days eh?

Keep it up Baz....One last push, you're almost there.

If I was admin, your spastic frame would be amongst the first on the pyre.

Eric, after expending a lengthy hiatus from the corner, I'm feeling inclined to make a spectacular return and assist in a Special Cleansing Operation (SCO). Who's cunt do we kick in first?

You spelt cock wrong.

I suspect you've had many a rat up your drainpipe. How's Withers?

The Planet of the Apes documentaries were an eye opener. I'm watching Friday Night Live on C4, it's fucking shit, so nothing new there apart from a guest appearance by Pen on the electric piano.

Baked bean orange.

Steady...

Clearly not. 62 pages of this shite and no end in sight. @Eddie, be a good chap, confiscate her fucking phone and treat her to some BBC action pronto.