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Licking Kate Silverton not good enough?
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Tell him you love him. Poofs are notoriously commitment-shy.
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Sadia wall mounted water heaters. A big white cylinder with a swivelling chromed spout and a Bakelite tap on the front. The landing toilet was a ‘Dauntless Rubberline’. A fucking great black rubber cistern mounted on iron brackets near the ceiling. I miss that sort of luxury.
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Nurse G-G-G-Gladys Emanuelle… they wouldn’t let Ronnie Barker do that now. He’s dead.
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I didn’t hear any tambourine playing.
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When I was 18 and moved into my first shithole, a bedsit, it had one big official meter downstairs and all the rooms had little 50p meters that the landlord emptied. Although the coin boxes all had the same key and one of the tenants had a copy. Put the 50p in the slot, catch it and put it back through. I didn’t feel guilty. The landlord was a Welsh Jew.
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I thought it was Trey Blinka.
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All meter readers get one.
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Frank's Ultimate Guide To World Championship Snooker.
Eric Cuntman replied to Frank's topic in The Corner
He’s never forgiven you for threatening to stick your finger up his ‘arris when you were talking to the little dachshund statue. -
The last time I got him was about 4 years ago and he was pissed out of his skull.
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And then forgot to correct that. I love these little moments once every few years when I get to catch you out.
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I’ve got a gadget for helping people who have ‘difficult moods’. It’s a pickaxe handle.
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Catherine L Trucks
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There’s only been one stabbing in Greater London in the last 30 years. When Stephen Lawrence was murdered by every Caucasian in Britain before he had a chance to become an architect or cure cancer. No black people have ever been involved in violent crime and anyone who disagrees is a bigot. Your ‘Stabbing Tour’ will have to be a bus stop in Eltham and that archway in Whitechapel where some feminist peace workers were murdered by a white man.
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I hate the presumptive way that they assume how much people eat anyway. And the word ‘servings’ is fucking insipid. I assume they avoid ‘portion’ because of its school playground connotations of ‘one up the cunt’. But you are absolutely right. Even a medium sized bag of crisps (50g) will tell you that you’re supposed to “share” it and divide it into two. 50 grams… less than 2 ounces of potato. Fucking hippie queer cunts. And Uncle Ben’s is shit now as well so they can fuck off wherever they sent that poor old black man.
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Does Anybody Seriously Think $65 billion Will Help Ukraine Win?
Eric Cuntman replied to ChildeHarold's topic in The Corner
I’m going to start calling them Corey & Trevor. @Bubba, get back here. You’ve got fuckdonkeys to supervise. -
How are you, you dilapidated old fart?
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Non binary, Queer, Trans parent has gone to Iceland
Eric Cuntman replied to camberwell gypsy's topic in The Corner
Of all the French sailors cocks he’s sucked.