CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Earlier on today I watched Serena Williams check in at Wimbledon and couldn't help noticing that her ass has expanded considerably over the last 2 years. Extensive research over the last few hours and some pretty complex equations have allowed me to produce a chart with a linear curve mapping and predicting the growth of her ass. Moving from 2009 to 2011 and the curve shows the growth is picking up speed. If the current growth rate is maintained Serena will not be able to move through a standard doorway by 2013. The curve from 2013 to 2018 really begins to pick up pace and indicates a hugely inflated ass that will bear no relative perspective to the rest of her body. Moving from 2018 onwards and the ass growth has by now picked up momentum akin to a tsunami and new york is in peril from a new kind of super monster (Asszilla) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 I like Serena ... She's a substantial woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 I like Serena ... She's a substantial woman!Has she always been a woman ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) Who the bloody hell are U?CC's renowned prolific punter who has made more noms than anyone else. Mr Archive's prodigious output warranted his own section within the hallowed halls of the Corner. Edited May 28, 2015 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Mrs Nocti put the tennis on the other day, and the noises this grotesque monster makes are fucking unbelievable. If I didn't glance up from what I was reading to see tennis on the TV, I could've swore the missus was watching a grizzly bear trying to squeeze out a rather painful shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 On 26 May 2015 at 20:55:44, ProfB said: where's the word ass thing gone - i got this, I buttoned page 2 - & the forum went tit up. i am back in 2014 - that ain;t right. You need rolled in a carpet and riddled full of bullets you stupid stupid fucking thick cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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