CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Many nominated cunts are more accurately cocks. DeSelbys Law states that The cunt is sentient and deliberate, the cock self regarding. For instance, a cunt would fit bull bars so he came off best in a collision. The cock would fit same in the mistaken belief they make him look impressive. The prick is a small unimpressive cock, and so forth. In Top Gear for instance, Clarkson is a cunt, audience are cocks, and Hammond a prick. What of May? May is a tit, and a full unifying theory of the sexual organs is currently work in progress. One day, maybe even arseholes and shits may be incorporated into a single theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 So Top Gear got chased out of Argy Bargy land by a braying mob. Apparently the number plate H982 FKL upset them. Ha ha ha, now I think Clarkson is a bell end etc but I have one answer for the cross Argentines, you lot should not have invaded the Falklands in the first place. What did you expect when you took on our forces, kisses and holding hands? Fucking accept the fact that they are Islands who have a right to self determination, which means they choose who they are allied to. You are the cunts who are in the wrong and obviously as sensitive as an Imam with a cartoon picture of the prophet and cannot take a joke. So in the spirit of 1982 FUCK OFF ARGENTINA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cuntspotter Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Many nominated cunts are more accurately cocks. DeSelbys Law states that The cunt is sentient and deliberate, the cock self regarding. For instance, a cunt would fit bull bars so he came off best in a collision. The cock would fit same in the mistaken belief they make him look impressive. The prick is a small unimpressive cock, and so forth. In Top Gear for instance, Clarkson is a cunt, audience are cocks, and Hammond a prick. What of May? May is a tit, and a full unifying theory of the sexual organs is currently work in progress. One day, maybe even arseholes and shits may be incorporated into a single theory. I remember DeSelby... Hope all is well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 The BBC missed an opportunity to clear the decks here. They should have left the fuckers there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Rumours are that Drew has got a great big Rhode Island Red Cock whilst Judge has has got a cheeky little Bantam Cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Rumours are that Drew has got a great big Rhode Island Red Cock whilst Judge has has got a cheeky little Bantam Cock. Fwank has no cock, unless you count whoever he is tailgunning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cuntspotter Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 Extraordinary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 Frank has got an enormous boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER A BOAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 I'll be out in an eighteen metre pilot cutter next weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 I'll be out in an eighteen metre pilot cutter next weekend. Will you be playing with your yard arm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 Will you be playing with your yard arm? No, taking depth soundings around Skomer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 No, taking depth soundings around Skomer. Is that so you can set the depth charges to the correct level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 Frank has got an enormous boat. He only cleans the algae, scrapes the barnacles, and empties the loos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 ... from his Bum-Chums arse, with his teeth. Much the same way as he gets his corn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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