scotty Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 17 hours ago, MikeD said: To be honest, I've given up trying to figure out what he is. I'd hazard a guess that his lift doesn't go all the way to the top floor though. He's definitely two octaves short of a piano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 1 minute ago, scotty said: He's definitely two octaves short of a piano. I think he'll eventually be one of those "Before turning the gun on himself" headlines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 22 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: Ah, the crack of willow on leather.... only surpassed by the crack of willow on your fucking whorish mouth Quincy you reprehensible abortion bucket. I suppose your all set for New Years cunt ? Melted boot polish and Listerine with a dash of Preparation H, not because of it`s alcohol content but because you`ve grown accustomed to the taste off Luke`s spotty grape ridden jacksie. Have a good one. Oh, Gingers, you cheeky cunt, we all know your hankering for a mouthful of Quincy's Marvellous Medicine, but you'll have to get in line. Actually yes, all's in order- thanks for the concern at this joyous, holy time of year. Got an 8 section Angus rib roast ordered and a vat of booze to hole up with, when the rest of the foolish tourists pack themselves behind the fences at Princes Street to get sleeted on for 3 hours solid, the crazy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Apple was always the life and soul of the party. Can someone please provide a link to anywhere on this site where this Apple turd has posted anything of an amusing nature.....Rembrandt and cricket ashes do not fall under this category. I have singularly been unable to find any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Oh, Gingers, you cheeky cunt, we all know your hankering for a mouthful of Quincy's Marvellous Medicine, but you'll have to get in line. Actually yes, all's in order- thanks for the concern at this joyous, holy time of year. Got an 8 section Angus rib roast ordered and a vat of booze to hole up with, when the rest of the foolish tourists pack themselves behind the fences at Princes Street to get sleeted on for 3 hours solid, the crazy cunts. Not sure I like his tone Quincy.....I would cunt him but I do not think this pillock has evolved enough to feel any real pain. Life will be hard enough for him at this cold time of year anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 22 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: Ah, the crack of willow on leather.... only surpassed by the crack of willow on your fucking whorish mouth Quincy you reprehensible abortion bucket. I suppose your all set for New Years cunt ? Melted boot polish and Listerine with a dash of Preparation H, not because of it`s alcohol content but because you`ve grown accustomed to the taste off Luke`s spotty grape ridden jacksie. Have a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 10 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Not sure I like his tone Quincy.....I would cunt him but I do not think this pillock has evolved enough to feel any real pain. Life will be hard enough for him at this cold time of year anyway. I'm not completely bowled over by his charm either. But you're right, there's a good chance the harsh weather will encourage the type of fatal pneumonia that kills off so many other homeless gays- kind of a Christmassy "fuck you" from God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: Can someone please provide a link to anywhere on this site where this Apple turd has posted anything of an amusing nature.....Rembrandt and cricket ashes do not fall under this category. I have singularly been unable to find any. It was the way he told hem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 9 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: It was the way he told hem. Yeah, quirky and different. Unfortunately he never mentions bleach and the crowd don't like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Yeah, quirky and different. Unfortunately he never mentions bleach and the crowd don't like that. No but reading his shit made you want to drink the stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm not completely bowled over by his charm either. But you're right, there's a good chance the harsh weather will encourage the type of fatal pneumonia that kills off so many other homeless gays- kind of a Christmassy "fuck you" from God. A bit like that church that got flooded out to shit the other day... So where the fuck is your God now then? ..or have you been at the choirboys again Rev? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Yeah, quirky and different. Unfortunately he never mentions bleach and the crowd don't like that. The one size fits all description for a load of fucking wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 On 28 December 2015 at 07:42:34, Lady Penelope said: Merry Christmas and Happy new year Apple Old Soul :) I need a woman in 2016 but it won't happen but at least we have the Ashes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 3 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: I need a woman in 2016 but it won't happen You need a woman...well why didn't you say so earlier.......after all its what we are all here for at Cunts Corner, to help each other. Any Suggestions on how Apple can get himself a good woman all you cunts? , here's a genuine cry for help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 34 minutes ago, luke swarm said: You need a woman...well why didn't you say so earlier.......after all its what we are all here for at Cunts Corner, to help each other. Any Suggestions on how Apple can get himself a good woman all you cunts? , here's a genuine cry for help. Anyone know any deaf, dumb, blind nymphomaniac with a high boredom threshold? That's for me, fuck Apple!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 6 hours ago, luke swarm said: You need a woman...well why didn't you say so earlier.......after all its what we are all here for at Cunts Corner, to help each other. Any Suggestions on how Apple can get himself a good woman all you cunts? , here's a genuine cry for help. I think "good" is where things go tits up. A good woman wants nothing to do with a sordid group of cunts such as our own congregation here. Perhaps a roofie or a large, heavy hammer and ProfB??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I think "good" is where things go tits up. A good woman wants nothing to do with a sordid group of cunts such as our own congregation here. Perhaps a roofie or a large, heavy hammer and ProfB??? Sick bastard... imagining anyone would have Prof B unless they were roofied up themselves and smacked with the hammer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 Any new year resolutions Apple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 10 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Sick bastard... imagining anyone would have Prof B unless they were roofied up themselves and smacked with the hammer... I was considering Scruff's past failures with the fairer sex, and there have been many. A small step would be to stretch profs starfish, relieve her of any remaining cash under her smegma crusted mattress, and get to the pub for a celebratory pint or three, just to help repress the memory, and if necessary, wash the taste from his delicate and inexperienced palette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 21 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I was considering Scruff's past failures with the fairer sex, and there have been many. A small step would be to stretch profs starfish, relieve her of any remaining cash under her smegma crusted mattress, and get to the pub for a celebratory pint or three, just to help repress the memory, and if necessary, wash the taste from his delicate and inexperienced palette. I have highlighted the major flaws in your post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 54 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: I have highlighted the major flaws in your post... No plan is without flaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 Don't see why South Africa declared 2 runs shy of our first innings total, I would have used the last six overs to build a lead and put England under pressure on Day 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Don't see why South Africa declared 2 runs shy of our first innings total, I would have used the last six overs to build a lead and put England under pressure on Day 5. Fascinating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 On Tue Dec 29 2015 20:42:10 GMT+0000, luke swarm said: You need a woman...well why didn't you say so earlier.......after all its what we are all here for at Cunts Corner, to help each other. Any Suggestions on how Apple can get himself a good woman all you cunts? , here's a genuine cry for help. I don't care who the fuck it is, as long as she's riddled with AIDS, infects him immediately and he's dead within a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: Don't see why South Africa declared 2 runs shy of our first innings total, I would have used the last six overs to build a lead and put England under pressure on Day 5. Fucked if I know either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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