Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 The news has reported a US journalist was beheaded after being held captive for two years by those ISIS muslim cunts in retaliation for America bombing fuck out of their strongholds. Now fuck me swinging, beheading people is not really the best way to go about getting America to call its dogs off is it? Now I am not a fan of America as I have stated many times in the past, but this a stretch to far to go about loping heads off poor cunts who have committed no wrong. Maybe we should send Keith over to negotiate with them or as a one man assault party with his katana in a batman suit. At least if he's captured the cunts would be hard pressed to decapitate him as his chin fat would be like trying to cut through a mattress with a butter knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 The news has reported a US journalist was beheaded after being held captive for two years by those ISIS muslim cunts in retaliation for America bombing fuck out of their strongholds. Now fuck me swinging, beheading people is not really the best way to go about getting America to call its dogs off is it? Now I am not a fan of America as I have stated many times in the past, but this a stretch to far to go about loping heads off poor cunts who have committed no wrong. Maybe we should send Keith over to negotiate with them or as a one man assault party with his katana in a batman suit. At least if he's captured the cunts would be hard pressed to decapitate him as his chin fat would be like trying to cut through a mattress with a butter knife. Send an army of Bronies, with Keith as their general, all armed with tablet computing devices, playing the fedora's are awesome clip on repeat, whilst clad in said batsuit, katana's and their own fedoras...ISIS would set themselves on fire before opening fire on special needs children. Air drop some plushies with semen stains and IED's, and the middle east situation would be sorted in a matter of weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 I will never agree with anyone who apologises for this mediaeval shit. They are the scourge of humanity, cunts all of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Get the fucking journos and every other cunt out of there first. Then carpet bomb the fucking place. If they want war give them a war and stop fannying around with the cunts. It's all PC this and PC that,let's sit at a table and talk. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 We could have wiped these scum-fucks out in one fell swoop, if we'd grown a pair of proper geezer-bollocks and nuked seven shades of cunt out of the extremist wankers with germ-tipped rockets out in the desert. Two Tornados, two flight paths and back home for a six-pack of Buds and a wank off the missus before tea. It's not fuckin rocket science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 I think I would like to see their home soil desecrated and defaced in such a way that it would send the extremist cock suckers into a fit of rage so great,t hey drop dead in their tracks. Load every long range bomber and anything that can deliver a payload, loaded with melted pig fat. Bacon grease, lard, rendered swine flesh, anything to do with pigs, and just drop it all on their precious holy land. Dig out of that, cunts! All food, water, medicines, hospitals, everything is knee deep in pork fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 We could have wiped these scum-fucks out in one fell swoop, if we'd grown a pair of proper geezer-bollocks and nuked seven shades of cunt out of the extremist wankers with germ-tipped rockets out in the desert. Two Tornados, two flight paths and back home for a six-pack of Buds and a wank off the missus before tea. It's not fuckin rocket science. Well it is rocket science rev. Because it be rockets they fire. Silly! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Funny as fuck KC. Melt down Suzanne Boyle and drench the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 No need for the Napalm of Pork A few thousand leaflets of the Prophet Mohammed showing him doing...well....pretty much anything you like. Get Brony to brainstorm a few ideas with the 'creatives' on this one. I guarantee he'll come up with something so offensive, each and every one of the savage cunts will have the aneurism they so richly deserve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Anyway, didn't 'Middle East Peace Envoy' Tony Blair sort all this lot out ages ago? Got us all to wear some pastel coloured wristband on account of how well that did for Breast Cancer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Arrange the next Gay Pride bash in Northern Iraq then bomb the cunts with pig carcasses full of high explosive then a few tons of cheap whiskey to fuel the fire. That should piss them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 Well it is rocket science rev. Because it be rockets they fire. Silly! Ah. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 I wish the news would just fuck off about the whole thing. I just read a report which says "60% of UK citizens feel threatened by terrorism" - what a load of fuckin bollocks. I've got more chance of being killed by an angry turtle than a fuckin terrorist. Rural Cambridgeshire is a terror free zone you cunts. Full of nasty bastard turtles though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 I wish the news would just fuck off about the whole thing. I just read a report which says "60% of UK citizens feel threatened by terrorism" - what a load of fuckin bollocks. I've got more chance of being killed by an angry turtle than a fuckin terrorist. Rural Cambridgeshire is a terror free zone you cunts. Full of nasty bastard turtles though. Cowabunga, dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 London ain't though, Jacko. I suppose if its going to happen, then London would again be the first port of call to release a deadly plague or batch of poisoned "Smart Water". Got given a free bottle of this at Kings X last week. That would be a great way to spread a potential terrorist zombie virus. Still in the fridge. Will get SheJacko to drink it and see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Send in Emerdale and East Enders folk in. They will blow their fucking heads off in no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I wish the news would just fuck off about the whole thing. I just read a report which says "60% of UK citizens feel threatened by terrorism" - what a load of fuckin bollocks. I've got more chance of being killed by an angry turtle than a fuckin terrorist. Rural Cambridgeshire is a terror free zone you cunts. Full of nasty bastard turtles though. Here in the Yorkshire Wolds we are more likely to be killed by an infected duck. Which is a cunt because we usually have duck for our christmas dinner. I'd be willing to serve up a well roasted terrorist instead though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Here in the Yorkshire Wolds we are more likely to be killed by an infected duck. Which is a cunt because we usually have duck for our christmas dinner. I'd be willing to serve up a well roasted terrorist instead though. Will all the trimmings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Will all the trimmings? Start with the beard. Fucking lice infested, shit caked cunts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Here in the Yorkshire Wolds we are more likely to be killed by an infected duck. Which is a cunt because we usually have duck for our christmas dinner. I'd be willing to serve up a well roasted terrorist instead though. Tinned fuckin turkey-spam more like... you dirty old shlaaaaaag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Will all the trimmings? Of course, all the trimmings. And use the head cloth as a napkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Tinned fuckin turkey-spam more like... you dirty old shlaaaaaag Disgusting cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Disgusting cunt Chuck another bucket of cheapo-rouge down your bucked tooth fucking council gob.. you pissy old wino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Chuck another bucket of cheapo-rouge down your bucked tooth fucking council gob.. you pissy old wino. Disgusting cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Of course, all the trimmings. And use the head cloth as a napkin. It may need strong bleach beforehand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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