Guest judgetwi Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 So you've just got off the train, you have your Oyster Card ready to go through the barrier and there is a massive hold up. What the fuck is going on? When you eventually get to the barrier 2 of the 3 working gates are blocked by a woman (yes i'm afraid it's always a woman), with an arse so big it has its own postcode, searching through her bag trying to find her pass/ticket. Listen you dimmo ; you've just got off the fucking train, you know there is a ticket barrier, it's not going to spring up out of the ground and surprise you for fucks sake! So why do you wait until you get to the barrier before you start looking for your ticket in your oversized bag full of donuts, chocolate and all sorts of shit that nobody needs to carry around with them? I'll tell you why shall i? It's because you are a thick fucking cunt who only lives and breathes to GET ON MY FUCKING TITS!! That's the only fucking reason for your miserable fucking existence. Now fuck off and die bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 So you've just got off the train, you have your Oyster Card ready to go through the barrier and there is a massive hold up. What the fuck is going on? When you eventually get to the barrier 2 of the 3 working gates are blocked by a woman (yes i'm afraid it's always a woman), with an arse so big it has its own postcode, searching through her bag trying to find her pass/ticket. Listen you dimmo ; you've just got off the fucking train, you know there is a ticket barrier, it's not going to spring up out of the ground and surprise you for fucks sake! So why do you wait until you get to the barrier before you start looking for your ticket in your oversized bag full of donuts, chocolate and all sorts of shit that nobody needs to carry around with them? I'll tell you why shall i? It's because you are a thick fucking cunt who only lives and breathes to GET ON MY FUCKING TITS!! That's the only fucking reason for your miserable fucking existence. Now fuck off and die bitch!Boris Johnson Tube.jpg Couldn't possibly be KARMA catching up to you? Couldn't happen to a more despicable, garrulous, pathetic cunt than you. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Should of bought a Harley, then fat arse barriers would not be a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 I have the same apathetic feelings towards contd at the checkout who only start to look for the method to pay when the cashier says that will be 10 quid please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 That's life. Get on with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Or, upon reaching the Automatic Teller Machine (aka 'The Hole In the Wall') the drooling numb-nuts gazes at it with all the wonderment and lack of insight of an Eskimo contemplating the Eiffel Tower, before randomly playing 'Chopsticks' on the buttons in the hope of it shitting money at him / her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 These cunts are indeed cunts. Have they never themselves experienced some twat holding them up? And thought, I won't do that because it's fuckin twatty! Gas their arses judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 ALL TICKETS PLEASE! .. Oh hello Frank, I will let you through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 A swift, hard kick to the gunt usually clears the way ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 You want to be behind the man with tits at the fucking check out, all the birds on the till cooing at the papoose strapped to the fuckers belly. Then while you're stood there like a spare prick, the cunt gets out his man purse and tries to make up the bill with the pennies he's made by knitting toilet roll warmers and white fucking golly wogs. If I still smoked the cunt would be running out with his white mans dread locks on fire from a stray fucking spark. The cunts letting down his masculinity, the cunts a cunt and don't even know it. Was he wearing crocs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 That's life. Get on with it. A statement which rather negates the whole premise of the site, don't you agree Snitcher? Can we expect this comment on every thread or have you decided to leave us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Should of bought a Harley, then fat arse barriers would not be a problem. Surely you mean i should HAVE bought a Ducati? Then i could don my boy racer leathers, my multi coloured pixie boots and mince around like a homosexualist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Or you could simply have bought a Triumph, worn a pair of Red Wings and held your head high like a proper bloke. Being a geezer isn't difficult for real men, unless you're a screaming gayer with a penchant for tassels all over your bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 A statement which rather negates the whole premise of the site, don't you agree Snitcher? Can we expect this comment on every thread or have you decided to leave us? I'm still waiting for you to have another hissy fit and leave this site on the premise you could "lose your job" because of things posted on here. Obviously bollocks on your part. Have I called you a prick lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Do you want to suck my dick Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 ... i could don my boy racer leathers, my multi coloured pixie boots and mince around like a homosexualist. As if you need to put so much effort into it. The flames of your gayness are bright enough to light the night sky, you raging poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Surely you mean i should HAVE bought a Ducati? Then i could don my boy racer leathers, my multi coloured pixie boots and mince around like a homosexualist. Neil Fox alias Dr Fox rides a Harley, don't know anyone who rides a Ducati because I certainly fucking wouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 I'm still waiting for you to have another hissy fit and leave this site on the premise you could "lose your job" because of things posted on here. Obviously bollocks on your part. Have I called you a prick lately? I'm afraid you are mixing me up with somebody else. As there are so many people who you feel inferior to that is hardly surprising. "That's Life. Get on with it" as some clever cunt said recently. See what i did there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 I'm afraid you are mixing me up with somebody else. As there are so many people who you feel inferior to that is hardly surprising. "That's Life. Get on with it" as some clever cunt said recently. See what i did there? No I'm not mixing you up,with anybody else. It was you who threw his toys out the pram more than once and left the site only to come back after a while. As for being inferior. To you? Your having a laugh. Off you go and let Brony suck your undersized cock. Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Neil Fox alias Dr Fox rides a Harley, don't know anyone who rides a Ducati because I certainly fucking wouldn't. Dr. Fox I believe has been accused of sexual goings on that are against the law. He's a cunt anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Do you want to suck my dick Judge? You yearn to go out in a ball of fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 You yearn to go out in a ball of fire? There must be some public convenience glory holes around the Derby neck of the woods Bronski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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