Guest Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Did I have a post on here deleted? I thought I had articulated my thoughts in a concise, inoffensive manner. At least fucking message me if you delete shit as I cant remember if I actually posted or just thought I did. I must be losing the plot.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 I'm pro French. They practically wrote the book on professional buggery. If you view any marginally decent french porn, the leading lady will be getting the horn up the wrong un at some point, and they're downright filthy about it. That level of lethal cuntishness is actually to be canonized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Did I have a post on here deleted? I thought I had articulated my thoughts in a concise, inoffensive manner. At least fucking message me if you delete shit as I cant remember if I actually posted or just thought I did. I must be losing the plot.... You probably used a banned word, you old porridge dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Did De Gaulle ever settle his hotel bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 The French are allright.. harmless. It's the fucking Dutch I don't like.. soulless tight-arsed fucking thicko's the lot of em. There's still a Dutch look, an ethnicity if you like. Flat faces, ichthyic eyes, ruddy cheeks and a bit of a guppy mouth and chin area. I'd exterminate the whole lot of them, along with and their stupid flowers and clogs too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 If orange is the new black, how come no-one's hanging ginger cunts from trees? Equally, if black was the new orange, we'd have the Black Order marches, William of Black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 The French are allright.. harmless. It's the fucking Dutch I don't like.. soulless tight-arsed fucking thicko's the lot of em. One of my neighbours is a dutch bird. Absolutely cracking pair of bangers on her, plus she's a GP so could resuscitate me after shagging me into cardiac arrest. Sorry, what was the topic again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 I knew a lady from Amsterdam, she stuffed her cunt up full of clam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 errrrm. Does she do Double-Dutch? I doubt it jazz, she's also a raging god-botherer. Life is not fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 I knew a lady from Amsterdam, she stuffed her cunt up full of clam Dutch bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Dutch bitch. It's like a secret handshake on here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 It's like a secret handshake on here Is this any way to run a fucking ballroom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Is this any way to run a fucking ballroom? You want have a word with the top man. The manager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 You want have a word with the top man. The manager Fucking wankers, those Norwich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 I knew a lady from Amsterdam, she stuffed her cunt up full of clam I knew a young man from Nantucket...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Agreed to most of this. The worst thing about France is the French, their language and the METRO. Apart from that it aint so bad. I reckon that we should invade and take over the place (whilst we still have a tunnel) and then shunt the fuckers over here to this pox-ridden shit-hole. At the very least, Twi would be happy for once (on a Friday night out) as his croissant would be fresh... Yes and then the politicians could fill all the new space up with Hungarian sandwich makers and all the people of foreign decension would be escaping on lorries from Dover to Calais - Vive le differencé. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 The French are out to kill us all with that paraffin shite they call wine. My home-brew with added snail's shit tastes better. I had no experience of their supposedly superior cooking skills whilst I was there: stomach cramps, the trots for two days, desiccated fish burnt to fuckery......fuck, they even speak in a foreign language - ignorant bastards. And Christ, have you tried to watch one of their films....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 I had a meal in Boulogne 30 years ago and didn't like it. I would kill them all based on that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 I like French food, but I find it hard to forgive them for serving me andouillette. You really don't want to order that unless your idea of good food is faecal flavoured offal. Many French people wont eat it either, it's pretty vile. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andouillette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Is this any way to run a fucking ballroom? Was it the 'Top Rank Ball room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Is this any way to run a fucking ballroom? Was it the 'Top Rank Ball room? playing the last tango? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 I know a cunt of a convict from Pinner. Who eats a load of French horseshit for dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Parisians are wankers, rude arrogant shitbags who like nothing more than letting their poodles shit in the street without cleaning up afterwards. Serge Gainsbourg was ok though. Ah yes Londo, forgot that one. They all let their dogs shit all over the streets and just leave it there. Lovely shops and cafes with big lumps of dogshite lying about everywhere. Dirty bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 I tried to buy some Jammy Dodgers in one those massive Carrefours in France. Could I get my hands on them? Could I fuckers like! As for the racist language... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 On 12/11/2014 at 2:45 PM, cuntspotter said: I'm pro French. I've always liked you Spotters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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