Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Untruthworthy, unreliable, unpredictable (other than the fact that they hate us). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 with all of the above commendable qualities what's not to like ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Their complete and utter pig-headed fuck off ignorance is almost admirable. Anything can be dealt with by a frown, shrug of the shoulders, quick grunty sigh and off they fuck to eat more small slimy animals. Fuckwittery reserved only for the upper echelons of the cunt fraternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Slimy fucking perfume wearing, snail eating, frog fucking, nouvelle cuisine inventing cunts of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Rude french speaking people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 These fucking collaborating rifle-dropping bastards are only marginally beaten by the fucking Belgians for being the international cunts that they are. Nuke them. Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 The Bravery Observed in French Troops Association, have an awards ceremony every year, the BOFTAs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Even African women have less underarm hair than these Camembert-stinking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 OK I'm sorry, you win, I concede, I give up, I surrender, no more, have mercy, leave me alone. Pardon my French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Vichyssoise...lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 OK I'm sorry, you win, I concede, I give up, I surrender, no more, have mercy, leave me alone. Pardon my French. Double toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I'm pro French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Double toilet. I'm honoured, although i'd prefer those little gimp pictures you usually post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Absolute garbage written about the french being surrender monkeys. Read military history about the battles in both World Wars that involved French troops and visit the war memorials and see how many frenchmen died bravely. I have nothing for or against the French personally but to listen to uneducated twats slag off French soldiers is just not on. No doubt I'll get some pithy comment about the above but I frankly don't give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Absolute garbage written about the french being surrender monkeys. Read military history about the battles in both World Wars that involved French troops and visit the war memorials and see how many frenchmen died bravely. I have nothing for or against the French personally but to listen to uneducated twats slag off French soldiers is just not on. No doubt I'll get some pithy comment about the above but I frankly don't give a fuck. A fair point. I think the stereotype comes from them having many more wars where they have surrendered rather than lost fighting "bravely" (or foolishly perhaps). This makes for an interesting read: http://www.militaryfactory.com/battles/french_military_victories.asp I still stand by my post about them being an arrogant shoal of cunts though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 A fair point. I think the stereotype comes from them having many more wars where they have surrendered rather than lost fighting "bravely" (or foolishly perhaps). This makes for an interesting read: http://www.militaryfactory.com/battles/french_military_victories.asp I still stand by my post about them being an arrogant shoal of cunts though. Your last sentence is an opinion and I respect you for that. However, Im an airhead at most subjects but I loved military history (unlike most girlies) and I've read loads of French history to know that the french were hardly the cowards that everyone makes them out to be. The term 'Lions lead by donkeys' has been mentioned before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I like the Frenchies and France in general. The food and drink, eating outdoors and compulsory smoking all appeal to me. Or the way that big groups of friends and family meet up for a beer or wine or coffee, and don't just get into the pub for a piss up like we do. The way that Parisienne waiters and hotel staff seem to think they are fucking Royalty also amuses me greatly. Even if you leave a big tip some of them will still look at you like you are a fucking turd. Some of them will also refuse to understand you if you get a single word or pronunciation wrong. Then I just swear at them in English and laugh because they know every word I'm saying, or get fucking rotten drunk and insult the wine to piss them off. But I do like them, really. Except Michel Roux Jr - he needs stabbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 The Bravery Observed in French Troops Association, have an awards ceremony every year, the BOFTAs. Must be a very short ceremony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Absolute garbage written about the french being surrender monkeys. Read military history about the battles in both World Wars that involved French troops and visit the war memorials and see how many frenchmen died bravely. I have nothing for or against the French personally but to listen to uneducated twats slag off French soldiers is just not on. No doubt I'll get some pithy comment about the above but I frankly don't give a fuck. You are quite right Gypo, particularly regarding WW1. Equally, just like you, I don't a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Apart from the Vichy Government, I'd make you about right, gypo. However, when offered payment to surrender their Jewish citizens, the Parisians gave them away freely instead. Hence they are cunts. Well, to be fair, they'd have been cunts in any case, the filthy wax-moustached, mollusc-eating bastards. France is a beautiful country, unfortunately, it's full of french cunts. Bastards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I'm pro French. Where do you do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I'm pro French. I'm drunk and my name is not peregine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 The French are allright.. harmless. It's the fucking Dutch I don't like.. soulless tight-arsed fucking thicko's the lot of em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 The French army has a long history of being let down by their politicians. Nearly a quarter of a million french soldiers fought for the allies throughout the second war. In Mesopotamia, Ethiopia, Palestine , North Africa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 If orange is the new black, how come no-one's hanging ginger cunts from trees? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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