Guest cuntcrapper Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 You racist cunt Baws. Yeah good isn't it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 another case of another prat. 'Made Famous' by a poxy talent show. The cunt then went on to believe that anything he does turns to gold... He fancied himself as an albino Tom Jones, poncing about on stage in leather, thinking he was Elvis, whilst folks laughed AT HIM rather than with him... Jumped upon the Gerdolph Band-Wagon, with a red nose to boot... Married a fat white bird with as much comic ability as a plum-duff and is now a "I was once a famous kid" on Radio4... What a life, eh? Is he a "Sir" yet? Or have we to wait a while until he opens the road tunnel at Stone Henge? He's a cert for the 'New Years Honours list'. just in time for the black vote next May. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 gdanga my friends. Another year and another stint on Red Nose Day should keep the bank manager happy. Take a leaf out of your own book Len and 'do something funny for money'. Like kill yourself. Here have a tenner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 And Bishop Brennan with the rabbits... and the "My Lovely Horse" dream sequence... and the milk float "Speed" episode... RIP Dermot - and Ardal O'Hanlan's career.He's taken to being a professional unfunny Irish twat like he was born to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 I bet he avoids any mention of that other ugly talentless cunt, the one he married. At least she had the good sense to kick henry out into a travelodge, but she seems to have shrivelled up since then.Bit harsh on Ms French there Scotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Bit harsh on Ms French there ScottyNot really, gyppo. She was funny in the vicar of dibley, and that's about her lot.She's also one of those women like vanessa feltz, who actually look more attractive carrying a bit of weight. When they get divorced and start shagging their fitness instructors, they lose the pounds and it never seems to suit them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Henry never had the gift of laughter but he certainly had a sense of humour marrying French,. a morbidly obese heifer with no neck and a passion for Terry`s Chocolate Oranges. With a waistline comparable to a barrage balloon it`s no wonder Lenny strayed. He`s a cunt though no doubt, an unfunny comic but because of his ethnicity becomes a "national treasure". What a load of right on pc garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 who the fuck keeps necro-ing these old threads? Let the cunts die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Just seen a header picture on bbc news web page informing us mere mortals of the forthcoming obligatory red nose day mutual masturbation fest .... McCall,Henry and Winkleman in the one fecking picture ! ...... You have just one bullet remaining ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Just seen a header picture on bbc news web page informing us mere mortals of the forthcoming obligatory red nose day mutual masturbation fest .... McCall,Henry and Winkleman in the one fecking picture ! ...... You have just one bullet remaining !What kind of bullet and what kind of gun. You have to be precise in these kind of guerrilla insurgency issues. The future of mankind is at stake.Given that, Mister 'Day Of The Jackal' here would eschew the use of firearms in favour of a Calloway titanium-shafted nine-iron. The only issue would be to get them to stand close enough together and me have enough elevation to deliver the knockout blow, them do a threeway 'funky-chicken' and exactly when I would get the knighthood for services to Comedy.You think I'm kidding? I could have got Hitler out of that bunker with a pitching wedge and a decent enough swing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Dug up from obscurity for another red nose day. I would watch this charity fest but know that he will be his fucking usual boring self. The king of kunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 porking a spacehopper has got to earn him some merit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Question: What do you call a dog with a spade? Answer: Dawn french 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 My personal favourite was when the sexy authoress stayed on craggy island. Ted tried to slip her one but she decided to become a nun instead. Story of my fucking life, that is.Drink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Drink!Feck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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