Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Who the fuck do they think they are trying to kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Some of them are so easily lead that they beleive in Roman and middle eastern fairytales about gods and monsters and people who could talk to imaginary omnipotent beings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Wagon wheels are so much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Which are also created by Burtons biscuits!!! Wagon wheels are done completly by machine though. Jammie dodgers require skilled labour Just checking in mate, has anyone told you to kill yourself yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Fwank's still on the Piste. Fucking hell. If you want something doing, do it yourself. Cupid... KILL YOURSELF!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 So you will soon be telling us that dinosaur fossils were put there by god to test our faith? What a fucking load of total bullshit. Fairy tales for sick, easily led and weak minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 My favourite biscuits are Pocky. It's from Japan like most things I like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 My favourite biscuits are Pocky. It's from Japan like most things I like. Has your step mum purchased you a soiled knicker vending machine yet, Bronski? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 No i have already explained this, universal studios make them and hire actors/ scientists to ensure gullable cunts like you believe anything you are told. Much like u think of me with my god. Guess your as much of a cunt as i amI dont beieve anything from zionist controlled hollywood. I chose free will and knowledge through experience. I have been around the world, I studied religion to A level and passed it with an A grade. I went to a fee paying faith school for three years. I watched my mother screaming in multiple cancer agony asking for god to take her away from the pain and he wasn't listening or didnt care. So take your loving god and fuck yourself until you are satisfied, there is so much more to the universe than the fucking book of fables and lies sorry the bible tells you. There is more evidence that there is no god than that there is one. You argue like that cunt moi used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I dont beieve anything from zionist controlled hollywood. I chose free will and knowledge through experience. I have been around the world, I studied religion to A level and passed it with an A grade. I went to a fee paying faith school for three years. I watched my mother screaming in multiple cancer agony asking for god to take her away from the pain and he wasn't listening or didnt care. So take your loving god and fuck yourself until you are satisfied, there is so much more to the universe than the fucking book of fables and lies sorry the bible tells you. There is more evidence that there is no god than that there is one. You argue like that cunt moi used to. Just ignore it Card, this cunt is being deliberately provocative for the sake of it and doesn't believe in the shit he espouses. You're a decent, rational humanist and this fuck is either a wind up merchant, or a brainwashed delusional twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Just ignore it Card, this cunt is being deliberately provocative for the sake of it and doesn't believe in the shit he espouses. You're a decent, rational humanist and this fuck is either a wind up merchant, or a brainwashed delusional twat. I am convinced I am having my spring tightened by a very large key. I am about to vapourise some great bud and calm down a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 The Jammy Dodger is a superior biscuit that can stand hard and sustained dunking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 The Jammy Dodger is a superior biscuit that can stand hard and sustained dunking. Much like Frank's arse mining cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 The Jammy Dodger is a superior biscuit that can stand hard and sustained dunking. It could also be a board friendly euphemism for Jizzmeister's favorite past time, taking young boys from their beds at night, and buggering them through their pajamas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Ho Ho Ho... You pathetic Dyko. Calling for your mum, again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Where's your avatar? Lost it whilst out of Town? LOL You ousted Dyke. It was there when I left, wasn't it? Perhaps a HACKER? LOL Or, since you are completely unable to think without ProfB's help, I took it down because I grew tired of it? Odd, the simplest of answers eludes the simplest of idiots! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 You know your biscuits. I live quite near to the Burton's biscuit factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I live quite near to the Burton's biscuit factory. Do they give you a pensioners sample box during the holidays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Do they give you a pensioners sample box during the holidays? My mate works there and often gets me cheapos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 My mate works there and often gets me cheapos. Good on ya, Spotto! Those saved pennies will add up to a delicious doner kebab in no time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Just ignore it Card, this cunt is being deliberately provocative for the sake of it and doesn't believe in the shit he espouses. You're a decent, rational humanist and this fuck is either a wind up merchant, or a brainwashed delusional twat. Or both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 My uncle harry worked in a biscuit factory and used to bring us a box of broken ones when he visited. The tight fisted cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 My uncle harry worked in a biscuit factory and used to bring us a box of broken ones when he visited. The tight fisted cunt I have an uncle that only buys items in the past expiry bin. If the bread shows signs of mold, the cut just rims it off an toasts it. He only buys pints and quarts of milk, so it doesn't completely go off. Dented tins on fruit and veg, damaged items, the lot. The cunt is worth 1.3 million, and he shops at pound stores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I have an uncle that only buys items in the past expiry bin. If the bread shows signs of mold, the cut just rims it off an toasts it. He only buys pints and quarts of milk, so it doesn't completely go off. Dented tins on fruit and veg, damaged items, the lot. The cunt is worth 1.3 million, and he shops at pound stores. Tell his arse he's a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Tell his arse he's a cunt Tell him? I printed his Christmas card with that as the headline! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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