Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Merry xmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Happy Christmas to everyone, its all about the brandy and ports this morn at casa decs. Hope you all have a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Happy Christmas to everyone, its all about the brandy and ports this morn at casa decs. Hope you all have a good one. Drop dead you moronic fucking tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Merry xmas. Loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Drop dead you moronic fucking tit. That's not very seasonal is it ? Croissant and Cognac Francis ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 That's not very seasonal is it ? Croissant and Cognac Francis ? I can't stand it, Jackie. They've tried their best to please me with presents I don't want... with my fuckin money. Battery operated Peugeot salt and pepper grinders, fart extinguisher, willy-on-a-rope and more Apple shit. Every year I ask for a Terry's orange... that's all I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Just looking at the stupid cunts on the news queuing up in the freezing cold at Sandringham waiting for a glimpse of the royals. Some have been there since 4am. I fucking despair 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 I just want to wish the compliments of the season to our Muslim chums. And let's not forget the Jehovah's Witnesses and the Jews. It's hard to be Hebrew at Xmas. http://youtu.be/A-ZRLtD1i1w Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Loser Choke on your lunch and then if that doesn't happen, just go out to your car, open the bonnet and drink the contents of the battery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 I can't stand it, Jackie. They've tried their best to please me with presents I don't want... with my fuckin money. Battery operated Peugeot salt and pepper grinders, fart extinguisher, willy-on-a-rope and more Apple shit. Every year I ask for a Terry's orange... that's all I want. I did buy you one, Frank but , I, er.... ate it. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 I did buy you one, Frank but , I, er.... ate it. Sorry. Happy anniversary, Spotto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Season of goodwill. For hypocritical cunts to kid themselves on they give a fuck and they're not complete bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 I have plenty of beer and scotch. Plenty of bubbles for lunchtime. Calvados, brandy, Gin, a case of Margeaux. I should be able to submerge myself around teatime. I hope to resurface on Saturday around fourish. I am jealously guarding 24 bottles of spitfire..... Emergency rations. I'm smiling like a Buddhist while my grandchildren shout and scream. The Memsahib..... A treasure beyond price.... is beaming beatifically. My dogs have already repaired to the snug. I am trying to get there myself soonest ... Without attracting negative attention to myself although I am currently wearing shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Bored fucking shitless and the days nowhere near over. By strange coincidence I'm also wearing shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Merry xmas. Merry Christmas Card - I am glad you are still on the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Happy anniversary, Spotto! Thank you CB. A prophet is a man without honour in his own land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Happy Christmas you bunch of utter fucking cock stain wankers. At least I can be myself on here. Today Matthew, I am a fucking domestic Goddess. Santa is quite simply not a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Merry Christmas Card - I am glad you are still on the corner. Merry christmas sheepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Fuck Christmas and fuck every cunt. 47 quid i had to pay for a fucking average sized Turkey today. Why? Because it's Christmas. Why don't any cunt eat Turkey the rest of the year? Because it's shit. Why don't we eat Christmas pudding any other time of the year? Because it's shit. Why don't we eat mince pies any other time of the year? Because they are shit. But try pointing this out to the average cunt in the street and you are a miserable tight fisted fucking moany old cunt. Ok, shitbrain, if i'm such a cunt why do you send me little bits of cardboard telling me how great i am and telling me how at peace you are with the world.? If you love your fellow man so much why am i not allowed to be different? Why do i have to give you some two bob gift that you didn't want in the first place to avoid your disapproval? Why do i have to put up with cunts who say "i don't smoke, but it's Christmas", and then think they have a right to help themselves to my fags that i've fucking paid for. The same fucking cunts who spend the rest of the year telling me "you're killing yourself with those things you know?" Oh yeah? Well at least i chose to kill myself and i'm fucking paying for the things that are killing me. You, on the other hand are a thick as shit wanker who has never had an independent thought in your stupid fucking head. Fucking Christmas, just a big fucking con. I fucking hate it. FUCKING HATE IT!!!! Ever felt like you have the piss taken out of you at this time of year? Happy Christmas cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 At least I can be myself on here. Which one? Happy Christmas you schizophrenic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Drop dead you moronic fucking tit. Franco, you pissed soaked, old cunt. I suggest goose fat for your potatoes today. Pop them in on a high heat and get the crispy finish you deserve. Take a bite and savour. I will pray that the hard, crispy crusts cut an artery on the way down and you die of internal bleeding. Have a lovely day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Happy Christmas you bunch of utter fucking cock stain wankers. At least I can be myself on here. Today Matthew, I am a fucking domestic Goddess. Santa is quite simply not a cunt. Be yourself? Which ID would that be you sad cunt? Fuck off! Happy Christmas to some of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Merry christmas sheepy. I love when Card wears his melon head gear, but the colour reminds me of City Link & their Christmas present to their employees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 I love when Card wears his melon head gear, but the colour reminds me of City Link & their Christmas present to their employees. What a nasty bunch of cunts they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Having retained the title of sprout eating champion this year, I've been letting rip this morning with the death farts of a hippo that are actually visible to the naked eye. It's what Christmas is all about. Same here, my cat has run out of the house and is hiding in the shed. Plaster has been falling off the walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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