Rev Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Season's Greetings. You bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Season's Greetings. You bastards. Merry Christmas to you and yours, Rev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Merry Christmas to you and yours, Rev. Shove it up your bum you fucking juvenile cunt. Season Greetings, Rev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Lang may yer lum reek. (Which, in English, means, "Up your arse. You cunt!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Season's Greetings. You bastards. Ah Rev, a rare seasonal appearance. Greetings. May your yule log be shaped like a big cock and inserted up someone's Khyber before the night is out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Happy fucking christmas, you bunch of utter cunts. I hope you all get herpes. (Im not addressing the denizens of the corner, just practicing my after-lunch speech for tomorrow.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 A happy Christmas cunts. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Fuck Christmas and fuck every cunt. 47 quid i had to pay for a fucking average sized Turkey today. Why? Because it's Christmas. Why don't any cunt eat Turkey the rest of the year? Because it's shit. Why don't we eat Christmas pudding any other time of the year? Because it's shit. Why don't we eat mince pies any other time of the year? Because they are shit. But try pointing this out to the average cunt in the street and you are a miserable tight fisted fucking moany old cunt. Ok, shitbrain, if i'm such a cunt why do you send me little bits of cardboard telling me how great i am and telling me how at peace you are with the world.? If you love your fellow man so much why am i not allowed to be different? Why do i have to give you some two bob gift that you didn't want in the first place to avoid your disapproval? Why do i have to put up with cunts who say "i don't smoke, but it's Christmas", and then think they have a right to help themselves to my fags that i've fucking paid for. The same fucking cunts who spend the rest of the year telling me "you're killing yourself with those things you know?" Oh yeah? Well at least i chose to kill myself and i'm fucking paying for the things that are killing me. You, on the other hand are a thick as shit wanker who has never had an independent thought in your stupid fucking head. Fucking Christmas, just a big fucking con. I fucking hate it. FUCKING HATE IT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Eh? Anyway, a merry Christmas to the biggest bunch of cunts on the planet, especially del, whose nose seems a bit out of joint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Fuck Christmas and fuck every cunt. 47 quid i had to pay for a fucking average sized Turkey today. Why? Because it's Christmas. Why don't any cunt eat Turkey the rest of the year? Because it's shit. Why don't we eat Christmas pudding any other time of the year? Because it's shit. Why don't we eat mince pies any other time of the year? Because they are shit. But try pointing this out to the average cunt in the street and you are a miserable tight fisted fucking moany old cunt. Ok, shitbrain, if i'm such a cunt why do you send me little bits of cardboard telling me how great i am and telling me how at peace you are with the world.? If you love your fellow man so much why am i not allowed to be different? Why do i have to give you some two bob gift that you didn't want in the first place to avoid your disapproval? Why do i have to put up with cunts who say "i don't smoke, but it's Christmas", and then think they have a right to help themselves to my fags that i've fucking paid for. The same fucking cunts who spend the rest of the year telling me "you're killing yourself with those things you know?" Oh yeah? Well at least i chose to kill myself and i'm fucking paying for the things that are killing me. You, on the other hand are a thick as shit wanker who has never had an independent thought in your stupid fucking head. Fucking Christmas, just a big fucking con. I fucking hate it. FUCKING HATE IT!!!! A 47 quid turkey for a Christmas dinner for 1? You fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Fuck Christmas and fuck every cunt. 47 quid i had to pay for a fucking average sized Turkey today. Why? Because it's Christmas. Why don't any cunt eat Turkey the rest of the year? Because it's shit. Why don't we eat Christmas pudding any other time of the year? Because it's shit. Why don't we eat mince pies any other time of the year? Because they are shit. But try pointing this out to the average cunt in the street and you are a miserable tight fisted fucking moany old cunt. Ok, shitbrain, if i'm such a cunt why do you send me little bits of cardboard telling me how great i am and telling me how at peace you are with the world.? If you love your fellow man so much why am i not allowed to be different? Why do i have to give you some two bob gift that you didn't want in the first place to avoid your disapproval? Why do i have to put up with cunts who say "i don't smoke, but it's Christmas", and then think they have a right to help themselves to my fags that i've fucking paid for. The same fucking cunts who spend the rest of the year telling me "you're killing yourself with those things you know?" Oh yeah? Well at least i chose to kill myself and i'm fucking paying for the things that are killing me. You, on the other hand are a thick as shit wanker who has never had an independent thought in your stupid fucking head. Fucking Christmas, just a big fucking con. I fucking hate it. FUCKING HATE IT!!!! Although, to be fair, you've pretty much summed up Christmas perfectly. It's a shitfest. I've just got back from 3 weeks in Brazil. Christmas, in that extremely Catholic country, barely registered. In the couldn't be less religious UK it's fucking unavoidable. That tells me all I need to know about it. Fuck Christmas and fuck every fucker in the ear that wishes me a Merry Christmas. the Archbishop of Canterbury is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Fuck you all and your worshiping of an imaginary Jew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 fuck off Jazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Happy fucking christmas, you bunch of utter cunts. I hope you all get herpes. (Im not addressing the denizens of the corner, just practicing my after-lunch speech for tomorrow.) Please tell me your not cooking Scotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Merry bastard Xmas, you cunts. Not been on here for fucking ages, but wish you bastards all the best. You shower of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 A 47 quid turkey Breakfast of champions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Merry Cunting Christmas. I love you all. Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 I don't, you are all cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Of course we're all cunts, you soft poof. This is man talk. When we speak of love for each other, we mean we'd glass each other to fucking ribbons and fuck the shit out of each other's wives. Stop being a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Fuck Christmas and fuck every cunt. 47 quid i had to pay for a fucking average sized Turkey today. Why? Because it's Christmas. Why don't any cunt eat Turkey the rest of the year? Because it's shit. Why don't we eat Christmas pudding any other time of the year? Because it's shit. Why don't we eat mince pies any other time of the year? Because they are shit. But try pointing this out to the average cunt in the street and you are a miserable tight fisted fucking moany old cunt. Ok, shitbrain, if i'm such a cunt why do you send me little bits of cardboard telling me how great i am and telling me how at peace you are with the world.? If you love your fellow man so much why am i not allowed to be different? Why do i have to give you some two bob gift that you didn't want in the first place to avoid your disapproval? Why do i have to put up with cunts who say "i don't smoke, but it's Christmas", and then think they have a right to help themselves to my fags that i've fucking paid for. The same fucking cunts who spend the rest of the year telling me "you're killing yourself with those things you know?" Oh yeah? Well at least i chose to kill myself and i'm fucking paying for the things that are killing me. You, on the other hand are a thick as shit wanker who has never had an independent thought in your stupid fucking head. Fucking Christmas, just a big fucking con. I fucking hate it. FUCKING HATE IT!!!! Would you mind sharing your bird? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Merry fucking Christmas you impoverished little diseased cuntbreeds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Shove it up your bum you fucking juvenile cunt. Season Greetings, Rev.. Enjoy your microwave meal for one. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Merry Cunting Christmas. I love you all. Bastards. MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone! Love from Prof B XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Merry Christmas Admin xxxxxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 The bird is in the oven...... The grand children are awake. The father in law is now restless ... The pub doesn't open til 11:00. I feel like a hunted animal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Sherry & Bucks Fizz .......its begins........not been pissed before 9am for weeks !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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