White Cunt Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Can somebody explain, please, why the fuck are supermarkets so empty after Christmas? It feels like some fucking Kristallnacht is coming and everybody is stacking their joints to the rafters. Just in case the Gestapo pays us a visit and it's really much safer under the floor boards, with a big stash of food and a bucket? Or maybe people are giving each other these massive rolls of vintage Stilton to graze on, christmas pud and plum jam instead of presents? WHERE IS THE FUCKING FOOD GONE TO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 I see Israel are being cunts over Palestine again. Why are you so scared of Palestine becoming a legitimate country? Is it because you won't be able to kill Arabs just for fun? You evil murdering cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Can somebody explain, please, why the fuck are supermarkets so empty after Christmas? It feels like some fucking Kristallnacht is coming and everybody is stacking their joints to the rafters. Just in case the Gestapo pays us a visit and it's really much safer under the floor boards, with a big stash of food and a bucket? Or maybe people are giving each other these massive rolls of vintage Stilton to graze on, christmas pud and plum jam instead of presents? WHERE IS THE FUCKING FOOD GONE TO? Ffs, Christmas is over. The shelves ought to be fully stocked by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Ffs, Christmas is over. The shelves ought to be fully stocked by now. "We should be on by now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 When/if the Gestapo should call, my girth contains most of the answer. Though my mirth contains all of the alcohol. Any cunt up for game of chess ?. Ched her chesse. This year I shall be mostly shopping at poundland then. I hope you don't mind if I help myself to your girth, with a Swiss Army knife, next time the famine spreads. I promise to be very careful, and to leave your innards intact. Kind of like shearing a sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 That looks suspiciously like a pic of a filthy forrin supermarket. You wanna watch out, this lot dont like filthy forriners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Its all the shoplifters, Richard Madeley's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Its all the shoplifters, Richard Madeley's a cunt. Ah yes, 'Fingers' Madeley, well remembered DC. Is he still co-presenting programmes with his gran? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Ah yes, 'Fingers' Madeley, well remembered DC. Is he still co-presenting programmes with his gran? Not too sure about that one ratters, I just get fucked off when every time I go into a WHSmith I see his smug smiling image with that of his porker partner plastered all over the book section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Not too sure about that one ratters, I just get fucked off when every time I go into a WHSmith I see his smug smiling image with that of his porker partner plastered all over the book section. That his nan DC. She's over 100 apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 That his nan DC. She's over 100 apparently Remember a few years back when the camera on their show went behind them to show a view from the rear, she looked like a vanessa feltz that had been dragged through a hedge backwards He still looked like a cunt.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 I see Israel are being cunts over Palestine again. Why are you so scared of Palestine becoming a legitimate country? Is it because you won't be able to kill Arabs just for fun? You evil murdering cunts. So speaks the voice of reason, the well known humanitarian crying for his poor Arab friends again. Apparently when Herr Oberst visits his local Mosque his jackboots are always polished to a dazzling shine when he comes out. He can even see his little moustache in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 So speaks the voice of reason, the well known humanitarian crying for his poor Arab friends again. Apparently when Herr Oberst visits his local Mosque his jackboots are always polished to a dazzling shine when he comes out. He can even see his little moustache in them. Do fuck off.. bumhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Do fuck off.. bumhole. Dear oh dear Frank, have i upset you again? Your continual defence of The Nazi might lead some people to think you are one and the same cunt. Not me of course. I know a bromance when i see one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Not too sure about that one ratters, I just get fucked off when every time I go into a WHSmith I see his smug smiling image with that of his porker partner plastered all over the book section. Yeah like they read fucking books? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 So speaks the voice of reason, the well known humanitarian crying for his poor Arab friends again. Apparently when Herr Oberst visits his local Mosque his jackboots are always polished to a dazzling shine when he comes out. He can even see his little moustache in them. Hi judge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Can somebody explain, please, why the fuck are supermarkets so empty after Christmas? It feels like some fucking Kristallnacht is coming and everybody is stacking their joints to the rafters. Just in case the Gestapo pays us a visit and it's really much safer under the floor boards, with a big stash of food and a bucket? Or maybe people are giving each other these massive rolls of vintage Stilton to graze on, christmas pud and plum jam instead of presents? WHERE IS THE FUCKING FOOD GONE TO? Er..... Can somebody explain, please, why the fuck are supermarkets so empty after Christmas? It feels like some fucking Kristallnacht is coming and everybody is stacking their joints to the rafters. Just in case the Gestapo pays us a visit and it's really much safer under the floor boards, with a big stash of food and a bucket? Or maybe people are giving each other these massive rolls of vintage Stilton to graze on, christmas pud and plum jam instead of presents? WHERE IS THE FUCKING FOOD GONE TO? Er...........Mr. Patel's Corner Shop doesn't count as a "supermarket". Yes, he may give you a couple tins of beans on credit until your benefits arrive but there are these really big shops with lots of food in them which are the real supermarkets. They even accept credit cards although i don't suppose you've got one of those. It's a lot harder to nick stuff though. Hope this helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Richard Madeley reckons Tesco's is not to difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Jonathan Ross got caught stealing a kitchen utensil from Tesco. He said "It was a whisk worth taking." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Is George Michael still wanking in public conveniences? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Er..... Er...........Mr. Patel's Corner Shop doesn't count as a "supermarket". Yes, he may give you a couple tins of beans on credit until your benefits arrive but there are these really big shops with lots of food in them which are the real supermarkets. They even accept credit cards although i don't suppose you've got one of those. It's a lot harder to nick stuff though. Hope this helps. Er..Er.. Finally, you scraped together an idea. As I see you that speak from experience, I shall take your advice on board, in regards to the easiest places to nick stuff. Just in case I get desperate and have to resort to that kind of "support". And you do carry on paying for food with credit cards - a very wise choice. I hear that Wonga have reduced their rates, so you should be OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Is George Michael still wanking in public conveniences? He joined forces with Hugh Grant; they are getting 2 for the price of 1 in New York. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Dear oh dear Frank, have i upset you again? Your continual defence of The Nazi might lead some people to think you are one and the same cunt. Not me of course. I know a bromance when i see one. You post one of those fucking smiley faces again, I swear I'll come over there and double fist your bumhole until it bleeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Jonathan Ross got caught stealing a kitchen utensil from Tesco. He said "It was a whisk worth taking." Boom and indeed ....tish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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