Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Today many brave people are searching for two unfortunate lads who thought it would be clever to go and check out the sea on Brighton beach during a heavy storm. What is it, other than too much alcohol or too many drugs, that make these people think that they can win against the mighty ocean? Now lifeboats and helicopters are out there in this appalling weather looking for them risking many more lives. Perhaps a Darwin award issue is imminent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 I am quite near to the sea and it is very windy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 I am quite near to the sea and it is very windy. Just a dream and the wind to carry me...soon I will be free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 That's beautiful Frank xxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 So, how near is near? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 What makes it worse is that most lifeboat stations are manned by volunteers and they don't get paid a penny to risk their own lives for these daft cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 There isa pub down my lane..... It amounts to the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 I am quite near to the sea and it is very windy. Me too. The night storms are the best, when the wind's in the right direction I can hear it in my bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Me too. The night storms are the best, when the wind's in the right direction I can hear it in my bedroom. What, the incoming tide carrying your sofa out of the back door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 What, the incoming tide carrying your sofa out of the back door? Not that close! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 I am next to the sea. It is rather bracing right now. But I have no intention of going too close it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 There isn't a lifeboat station in Camden. So? Boring cunt! Camden and Swiss Cottage are shitholes full of arseholes and pretentious cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Serves em fucking right, the gulls will soon be beaking their eyeballs out. More useless eaters down the chute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 U boat crews were notorious for this sort of nonsense. Er, and sailors in the boats they'd just torpedoed I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 That's beautiful Frank xxxx What is a woman that you forsake her, And the hearth-fire and the home-acre, To go with the old grey Widow-maker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 The sea is not a toy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Probably members of the green party, who are now very likely to be awarded an OBE if the Corden farce is anything to go by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Damn your eyes, Bricktop, post something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Come on Brickers fucking show us something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patroller Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Come on Brickers fucking show us something. It better be worth it! What is the story with this new Bricktop cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 It better be worth it! What is the story with this new Bricktop cunt? He's been skulking about for months now, but has never posted. He fucking creeps me out, watching in silence like a cunting stalker. He's built himself up with his air of mystery so his first post is gonna need to be fucking outstandingly good/offensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 He's been skulking about for months now, but has never posted. He fucking creeps me out, watching in silence like a cunting stalker. He's built himself up with his air of mystery so his first post is gonna need to be fucking outstandingly good/offensive. He might do something extraordinary for his first post, like suggesting we compile a top 100 list of cunts....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 He might do something extraordinary for his first post, like suggesting we compile a top 100 list of cunts....... Now he was a collosal fucking moron, even though his name escapes me. He made Scabies seem like the poet laureate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Now he was a collosal fucking moron, even though his name escapes me. He made Scabies seem like the poet laureate. Let me think for a femtosecond - Cartman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 My sympathy to the families of the two drowned men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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