Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 The last thing I told a girl as I fucked her was "Im gonna fuck your pussy a new shade of pink". It came out of nowhere but I could feel her instantly drench. Don't fuck about, say something filthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 I see now why your book tanked I wonder what effect "I'm gonna fuck your arse a new shade of brown" would have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 I've got a headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 "I'm going to climb you like a pole then ride you like a mad dog through hell"Mind you, this actor bloke called Ron Jeremy who I saw once in some art-house film, whose name escapes me, once came out with an absolute stinger whilst doing the nasty with some pneumatic starlet. Quote:'Talk to me about your asshole!'Would have given my high teeth if she'd have turned round like the girl in the Exorcist and gone "He's Spanish, called Roberto Soldado and is the organic definition of fucking useless - now get back to it, fatso!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 "I'm going to climb you like a pole then ride you like a mad dog through hell" Mind you, this actor bloke called Ron Jeremy who I saw once in some art-house film, whose name escapes me, once came out with an absolute stinger whilst doing the nasty with some pneumatic starlet. Quote: 'Talk to me about your asshole!' Would have given my high teeth if she'd have turned round like the girl in the Exorcist and gone "He's Spanish, called Roberto Soldado and is the organic definition of fucking useless - now get back to it, fatso!" ... And then projectile vomited the green stuff in his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Where's the romance gone? Romance got her in bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Are our goldfish male or female? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Big men, big talk, little winkles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Big men, big talk, little winkles. That's giving me the 'orn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Big men, big talk, little winkles.You had Brony at 'Big men....' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 So many silver tongued cavaliers on this site. A girl is simply spoilt for choice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 When I was in the queue for cocks, God must have thought I said socks, and given me two of them. So do you wear bra-like shorts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Where's the romance gone? I suspect it's somewhere amongst the sheepherders and their flocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 So do you wear bra-like shorts? Whenever I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Whenever I can. Face facts, Spotto, when a man reaches such an advanced age as yours, the low hangers need all the suspensory support they can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Face facts, Spotto, when a man reaches such an advanced age as yours, the low hangers need all the suspensory support they can get. Sensible foundation garments are the way forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 DrPandamic, I am surprised you didn't shout out "Can I be a bit late with rent this month?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I'm tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 DrPandamic, I am surprised you didn't shout out "Can I be a bit late with rent this month?". She'd have said no. But she asked my to unload over her face, thought that was bonus enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Sensible foundation garments are the way forward. Do they also offer good gut support? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I wonder what effect "I'm gonna fuck your arse a new shade of brown" would have? I am sad to report the results of a recent field experiment which indicate that the employment of this particular phrase is not conducive to one's testicular health. PS The sample size of this experiment so far is just one. This may not be statistically significant, but I'll be dipped in dogshit if I'm trying it out twice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I am sad to report the results of a recent field experiment which indicate that the employment of this particular phrase is not conducive to one's testicular health. PS The sample size of this experiment so far is just one. This may not be statistically significant, but I'll be dipped in dogshit if I'm trying it out twice! Test, Result, Repeat bro. You know how this science game works. Get that cunt frank to do to the physical work for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Test, Result, Repeat bro. You know how this science game works. Yes, only too well! Thomas Kuhn was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Oh shit, that's the hubby's car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Oh shit, that's the hubby's car. Quick, finish me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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