Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Nobody up until now has been brave enough to tell them their vile bush has spread to their arse. Disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Fucking hell I'm off to check that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 You do that gobbler, save your partner an awkward conversation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Nobody up until now has been brave enough to tell them their vile bush has spread to their arse. Disgusting.I think you'll find Steeleye Span addressed this issue back in the '70's"All around my arse, I will wear my hair merkin"More research required before posting I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Doctor, I've got these follicles deep inside of me, deep inside of me,I just can't control my hirsuteness when I hear the beat, when i hear the beat,Hey doctor, could you give me somethin' that will make me smooth,It's so hairy down there, gonna lose my poo's,Gonna go insane,I just don't know, don't know,How i'm gonna deal with you,Doc, doc, doc, doc, doctor beat,I just don't know, don't know,Won't you help me doctor P,Doc, doc, doc, doc, doctor P,Won't you help me doctor P. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Doctor, I've got these follicles deep inside of me, deep inside of me,I just can't control my hirsuteness when I hear the beat, when i hear the beat,Hey doctor, could you give me somethin' that will make me smooth,It's so hairy down there, gonna lose my poo's,Gonna go insane,I just don't know, don't know,How i'm gonna deal with you,Doc, doc, doc, doc, doctor beat,I just don't know, don't know,Won't you help me doctor P,Doc, doc, doc, doc, doctor P,Won't you help me doctor P. The arse most women have is called a husband or partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Doctor, I've got these follicles deep inside of me, deep inside of me,I just can't control my hirsuteness when I hear the beat, when i hear the beat,Hey doctor, could you give me somethin' that will make me smooth,It's so hairy down there, gonna lose my poo's,Gonna go insane,I just don't know, don't know,How i'm gonna deal with you,Doc, doc, doc, doc, doctor beat,I just don't know, don't know,Won't you help me doctor P,Doc, doc, doc, doc, doctor P,Won't you help me doctor P. Gloria Estefan uses nair on her back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 That'll be Bronski's head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 How do they clean it after a shit? How the actual fuck do they clean it? Rapunzel was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 I have a fire hose set up in my bathroom at Spotter towers. The Nether regions of the Memsahib ( a treasure beyond price) are positively gleaming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Well for starters you don't go at the clinker, in the regular fashion, with a shitwipe.A Nitromors starter should reduce the dangleberries to a manageable size and constituency, with a Brillo Pad main course to clear the tagnut detritus. For the truly discerning chick, in pursuit of the full 'Aslan' look, a dab of Mister Sheen and some brandy butter and the old 'Chris Packham's Naughty Hedgehog' is returned to it's full Kew Gardens glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Nobody up until now has been brave enough to tell them their vile bush has spread to their arse. Disgusting. If that isn't repugnant enough, they go on to say it's perfectly natural, and removing the hair makes them look a little girl, and equate fans of the smooth bottom and fanny as paedo bait. It's nothing of the kind. Who can enjoy a blossoming rose if it's planted in the middle of a dense forest that smells like the moors? Smooth is best, followed by very neatly trimmed strips. The bush however, needs to meet with a napalm run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 I think you'll find Steeleye Span addressed this issue back in the '70's"All around my arse, I will wear my hair merkin"More research required before posting I'm afraid.merkin sounds like it could be scottish for a plait or braid perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Nothing worse than expecting to be lapping away like a thirsty puppy, only to find her clopper is like Terry Waite's allotment ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 If that isn't repugnant enough, they go on to say it's perfectly natural, and removing the hair makes them look a little girl, and equate fans of the smooth bottom and fanny as paedo bait. It's nothing of the kind. Who can enjoy a blossoming rose if it's planted in the middle of a dense forest that smells like the moors? Smooth is best, followed by very neatly trimmed strips. The bush however, needs to meet with a napalm run. I take it you aren't into 1970's porn then? Everyone had a welcome mat in those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 vile bush That's worrying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Fucking hell I'm off to check that out. Did you do any plucking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 I take it you aren't into 1970's porn then? Everyone had a welcome mat in those. The Germans were trimming back then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 I take it you aren't into 1970's porn then? Everyone had a welcome mat in those. Like most things from the 70's, the porn is left in the realm of forgotten and buried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Did you do any pluckingNo need, everything's fine and dandy. I'm not vain anyway. I did have my my arsehole bleached a few years ago. My ex looked a right cunt with blond hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 No need, everything's fine and dandy. I'm not vain anyway. I did have my my arsehole bleached a few years ago. My ex looked a right cunt with blond hair! Hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Did you do any pluckingNo need, everything's fine and dandy. I'm not vain anyway. I did have my my arsehole bleached a few years ago. My ex looked a right cunt with blond hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 No need, everything's fine and dandy. I'm not vain anyway. I did have my my arsehole bleached a few years ago. My ex looked a right cunt with blond hair! Your stylist still use a beard trimmer to cut a target into the hair and "Insert here" as the bullseye on your starfish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Your stylist still use a beard trimmer to cut a target into the hair and "Insert here" as the bullseye on your starfish?How do you know these things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 How do you know these things? Thats what all his boyfriends do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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