Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 It's not possible to know when the red will arrive exactly, but if you know you are a day away, perhaps mention it. My sword looks like ive conquered South America single handed. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Too much information. Surprised you find time for a shag while being on here 24/7. You typing over his shoulder or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Too much information... How many years, months, days, minutes and seconds is it now since your last one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 How many years, months, days, minutes and seconds is it now since your last one? Period or shag? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Period or shag? I bet you were a fantastic bang back in the day. 1978... in the back of your Datsun Sunny, Rose Royce on 8 track and three fingers up your danny la rue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 I bet you were a fantastic bang back in the day. 1978... in the back of your Datsun Sunny, Rose Royce on 8 track and three fingers up your danny la rue. I was only 16 then Frank, too young for a drivers license Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 It's not possible to know when the red will arrive exactly, but if you know you are a day away, perhaps mention it. My sword looks like ive conquered South America single handed. Cunt. Real men do not complain about such trivial things. Are you aware that women get extremely horny when they go on? Also when they're ovulating. If you can get them to get over any stigmas attached to having sex while on their monthly, and you do your job properly, you'll have a willing and eager partner for life. If you do it wrong, you will be sharing a bedsit with Bronski commiserating over a never ending series of increasingly malicious rejections from the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 I was only 16 then Frank, too young for a drivers license .. and I was too young to know. We're the same age. Is it you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 .. and I was too young to know. We're the same age. Is it you? You must struggle to get even a semi these days, you decrepit old cunt. It'd explain why you've taken your eye off the ball recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 If you do it wrong, you will be sharing a bedsit with Bronski commiserating over a never ending series of increasingly malicious rejections from the ladies. Do Bronies cartoon fantasies have periods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 I bet you were a fantastic bang back in the day. 1978... in the back of your Datsun Sunny, Rose Royce on 8 track and three fingers up your danny la rue. A Datsun Cherry would be best to lose one's virginity in 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Do Bronies cartoon fantasies have periods? I can't say for sure, but I would have to guess they do. Even cartoons need an exit strategy for when the colossal fucking losers try to pull them, or exercise their exhausted lines and feeble fucking faux manliness with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 When you gotta jam you gotta jam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 The fat butch lesbians wear waders instead of dungarees at this time of the month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 This little boy and his pathetic fascination with the female genitalia, which he has never been near in his short life, worries me. Surely there should be an age limit and we should not be encouraging little boys to talk dirty. The cunt has school in the morning after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 This little boy and his pathetic fascination with the female genitalia, which he has never been near in his short life, worries me. Surely there should be an age limit and we should not be encouraging little boys to talk dirty. The cunt has school in the morning after all. Do you want to suck my dick Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 At least you didn't attempt to phrase your words of expertise in the matter of menstrual cycles through your vast inexperience, since the only female blood you'll ever see is that which flows from their bodies after they commit suicide through ritual disembowelment, rather than be stuck in the same room with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 I assume you are refering to your missus? If so then you should fucking well know when it's that time. It's like clockwork as they say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 When you hear things being put down harder than they should be, you know she's dropping clots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 This little boy and his pathetic fascination with the female genitalia, which he has never been near in his short life, worries me. Surely there should be an age limit and we should not be encouraging little boys to talk dirty. The cunt has school in the morning after all. I remember when your posts were a litany of bum action and frothy mucosa judy. Have you finally gone straight chummer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Nothing wrong with a stripy barbers pole once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Oh dear me, what a fucking subject, I have never ever fancied a shag when the painters are in, fucking yuk, its bad enough with the fucking stink let alone messing the fucking bed up and leaving the blob rag chucked down the side of the bed, no no no, but what do you expect on here cunts talking about jam sandwich cunts on the wrong week. Phrases You Thought You'd Never Hear # 47 - I agree with delboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Oh dear me, what a fucking subject, I have never ever fancied a shag when the painters are in, fucking yuk, its bad enough with the fucking stink let alone messing the fucking bed up and leaving the blob rag chucked down the side of the bed, no no no, but what do you expect on here cunts talking about jam sandwich cunts on the wrong week. Birds on their monthly can become incredibly randy, Del. If you have a supply of shop towels and maybe a canvas drop cloth, you can get the ride of a lifetime. I say shop towels and drop cloth so you don't have to be bothered with laundering your good towels. A nice hot shower afterward, and you're looking a manly man for performing when most won't. She'll be telling her mates about you, even the fat ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 You lot are fucking disgusting - I bet one of you have even licked one out you dirty fucking cunts! REAL men go that extra bit for their wimminz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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