Guest nobgobbler Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 I do sometimes envy the hapless thicko's in novelty slippers. Those whose thoughts run no deeper than a bowl of cheese and fucking onion, could never understand why someone would take their own life. Dogs bollocks my arse. My life is the dogs bollocks though frank, but you have the power to make it even better. I'm planning a trip away next week. How about I give hubby the swerve and you can come along instead - you can eat Pringles off my naked arse 24/7. Say you will, and I'll make you one of those thongs you like out of a bit of washing line and a crisp packet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 For fuck sake Jacko, I told you not to use that photo of my nephew Gavin.Can I have Gavins phone number, gypps? He looks a decent sort of cove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 My life is the dogs bollocks though frank, but you have the power to make it even better. I'm planning a trip away next week. How about I give hubby the swerve and you can come along instead - you can eat Pringles off my naked arse 24/7. Say you will, and I'll make you one of those thongs you like out of a bit of washing line and a crisp packet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 My life is the dogs bollocks though frank, but you have the power to make it even better. I'm planning a trip away next week. How about I give hubby the swerve and you can come along instead - you can eat Pringles off my naked arse 24/7. Say you will, and I'll make you one of those thongs you like out of a bit of washing line and a crisp packet.Careful now, Mrs Gobbler. You will get Keith so aroused with such explicit content, he will start making obnoxious and frequent advances to your good self. And what will Mr Nobbler say to that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 My life is the dogs bollocks though frank, but you have the power to make it even better. I'm planning a trip away next week. How about I give hubby the swerve and you can come along instead - you can eat Pringles off my naked arse 24/7. Say you will, and I'll make you one of those thongs you like out of a bit of washing line and a crisp packet.I tend to steer away from arses and battered old sugar puff fannies. Face fucking is my forté... at every angle imaginable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Brony, Frank is available. Face fucking and a pie for a pound. Get stuck in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Careful now, Mrs Gobbler. You will get Keith so aroused with such explicit content, he will start making obnoxious and frequent advances to your good self. And what will Mr Nobbler say to that?Thanks for the warning white cunt, my cunt-o-blaster is set to stun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 what were you doing in there?Getting accessories from Claire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Or some punters are just setting up some new ID's in preparation for Jazz's return. Is Jazz coming back? Can't wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 I do sometimes envy the hapless thicko's in novelty slippers. Those whose thoughts run no deeper than a bowl of cheese and fucking onion, could never understand why someone would take their own life. Dogs bollocks my arse. Good point Frank. Title to my own life is unassailably mine, to do with what I please. If God can fire me, then surely I can just resign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Good point Frank. Title to my own life is unassailably mine, to do with what I please. If God can fire me, then surely I can just resign?Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Fuck off. seems fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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