Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 The number is the same. The address is the same. What are you going to do about it Frank, you shit encrusted two bob cowardly excuse for a bag of slime? It's been a while… I thought you'd be over it by now. I'll pop a letter of apology in the post, along with another dose of your favourite delicacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 That's right.. he sent me several PM's threatening all sorts of nastiness. I miss my Greek days. Be gentle with me Frank, but I've got a genuine query. Did Judge actually try to take his no doubt fictional date to your equally fictional restaurant, or is this another warped joke I'm not old enough to remember? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Be gentle with me Frank, but I've got a genuine query. Did Judge actually try to take his no doubt fictional date to your equally fictional restaurant, or is this another warped joke I'm not old enough to remember? He did indeed. It's a shame there's no access to the old site. It was a spectacular fucking meltdown. We all laughed so hard… some of us died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 He did indeed. It's a shame there's no access to the old site. It was a spectacular fucking meltdown. We all laughed so hard… some of us died. No wonder he's such a bitter old cunt, he's had knock after knock. I bet when he realised the deceipt he spent days listening to Meat Loaf on repeat, slowly stroking his Hasbro Harley Davidson model with tears streaming down his alcohol-induced puffy cheeks. What a fucking cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 No wonder he's such a bitter old cunt, he's had knock after knock. I bet when he realised the deceipt he spent days listening to Meat Loaf on repeat, slowly stroking his Hasbro Harley Davidson model with tears streaming down his alcohol-induced puffy cheeks. What a fucking cock. I'm sure he did… and rub all that dog shit into his chest that I sent in the post. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 I'm sure he did… and rub all that dog shit into his chest that I sent in the post. Now fuck off. Good doing business with you... Cunt x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 . I thought you sent him a catalogue selling clothing for the larger person. Dog shit? You are showing your class now, Frank. It's not quite like that, Proper... you hopeless bore. I send the old dodderer surprise parcels periodically. A sort of meals on wheels with a twist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 I went out with a 'single mother' a few years ago. It was fucking shit. She was shit scared of the dickhead baby daddy who was obessed with her and wouldt accept that they were over. Cue massive fucking dramas all the fucking time. She was even too scared to tell him about me. I offered to deal with him, but she wouldnt have any of it. It didnt last which is a shame because she was a right little sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Came over here because the guest lounge is more like a waiting room and Godo is not forthcoming Been there, done that. Come to pray and remain to scoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Holy shit, who the fuck let these in? Best stay in the intellectual shallow end. You wouldn't want to get out of your depth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Not any more, old chap the child lives with me as her mother is a lunatic. Good riddance to bad rubbish! There's a few lunatics here , Pedro old bean. You should feel quite at home here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 I was a single mum. All I've ever met is bitter divorcees without a pot to piss in, wanting to sponge off me, so I would be interested in seeing who these 'meal tickets' are? All the ones who had any money were shit in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Meal tickets! Fucking hell, what a cold, hard place the world is. Many single mums face a lifetime of exploitation and poverty, especially if they have shite parents. Desperation leads to more bad decisions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Choices choices chioices. A bit of rough with a nice cock, or a boring fart with money. Tricky. The bit of rough was always gonna win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 That's why you're a single mum. He died actually, that's why I'm a single mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 He died actually, that's why I'm a single mum. He died actually, that's why I'm a single mum. Have you seen Billy Elliot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Sorry to hear that, but you could be winding me up. Sorry to hear that, but you could be winding me up. Mebbe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Yes, your previous posts are utter cobblers so that's bs. What, all of them? Surely I've made a couple of good posts in amid the detritus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Have you seen Billy Elliot? Have you got tickets? I've got a hot date and could also do with a recommendation for a good place to eat authentic dolmedes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Have you got tickets? I've got a hot date and could also do with a recommendation for a good place to eat authentic dolmedes. Fuck off you pathetic little twat. I'm looking for a companion.. a lady, to come with me on a tour of Sri Lanka. Two days in Colombo, four nights at the Amangalla in Galle, a week on the beach in Amanwella, followed by 5 nights in the tea country.. Tea Trails. I ask for nothing in return. Just good company… someone with great teeth who can make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Have you seen Billy Elliot? He's in a field down the road from here. Fucking stupid name for a goat though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Fuck off you pathetic little twat. I'm looking for a companion.. a lady, to come with me on a tour of Sri Lanka. Two days in Colombo, four nights at the Amangalla in Galle, a week on the beach in Amanwella, followed by 5 nights in the tea country.. Tea Trails. I ask for nothing in return. Just good company… someone with great teeth who can make me laugh. I shit thee not Frank, and i ain't fishing for invites, but I was looking at holidays in Colombo just last night, you haven't stuck a Trojan in my PC have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Fuck off you pathetic little twat. I'm looking for a companion.. a lady, to come with me on a tour of Sri Lanka. Two days in Colombo, four nights at the Amangalla in Galle, a week on the beach in Amanwella, followed by 5 nights in the tea country.. Tea Trails. I ask for nothing in return.. just good company with someone with good teeth who can make me laugh. Ok, so translated from Bullshit to English: What you're actually after is a toothless, one eyed, Italian crack whore in a dirty mac, who is willing to spend a maximum of fifteen minutes in your grotty bedsit attempting to get your decrepit pecker up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Fuck off you pathetic little twat. I'm looking for a companion.. a lady, to come with me on a tour of Sri Lanka. Two days in Colombo, four nights at the Amangalla in Galle, a week on the beach in Amanwella, followed by 5 nights in the tea country.. Tea Trails. I ask for nothing in return. Just good company… someone with great teeth who can make me laugh. See goat picture above. Sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 I shit thee not Frank, and i ain't fishing for invites, but I was looking at holidays in Colombo just last night, you haven't stuck a Trojan in my PC have you? 25th Feb.. Victoria Palace. Stalls row E, seats 24 and 25. 7.30pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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