Guest Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Jobs to do do lists dominate my sad, lonely existence. If it's on the list it's gotta be done, otherwise my anxiety will kick and I'm doomed. The only pleasure derived from a list is the ticking off of jobs done. Todays pleasure is cleaning the van and Hammeriting the wheel arches. Anyone else got any good chores planned for the day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Jobs to do do lists dominate my sad, lonely existence. If it's on the list it's gotta be done, otherwise my anxiety will kick and I'm doomed. The only pleasure derived from a list is the ticking off of jobs done. Todays pleasure is cleaning the van and Hammeriting the wheel arches. Anyone else got any good chores planned for the day? Can you add feeding Punkape through a wood chipper to one of your lists? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Oh I'd have loads of chores to do if I had a fucking machine gun. Bullshit. That wouldn't be a chore.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Jacko's to do list today as of 2pm : Have a long relaxing bath Get round to friends house for birthday celebration Drink large Bloody Marys (this weekend's weapon of choice !) until I cant stand anymore spicy tomato juice Move on to Vodka Red Bull to finish off the Smirnoff Blue Have some bottled lager to cleanse the palate Fall down and talk shite (or vice versa) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Jacko's to do list today as of 2pm : Have a long relaxing bath Get round to friends house for birthday celebration Drink large Bloody Marys (this weekend's weapon of choice !) until I cant stand anymore spicy tomato juice Move on to Vodka Red Bull to finish off the Smirnoff Blue Have some bottled lager to cleanse the palate Fall down and talk shite (or vice versa) "pics or didnt happen..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 I'm finding myself writing lists of lists of late. It could be a worrying sign of impending other bizarre behaviours like wiping my arse after a shit or drinking vodka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 "pics or didnt happen..." FFS Dingo, must I expose myself in the bath for your gratification again ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 I'm finding myself writing lists of lists of late. It could be a worrying sign of impending other bizarre behaviours like wiping my arse after a shit or drinking vodka. Don't start me Westy, you make it sound like drinking vodka is bad ? Reality would come crashing in on me without it......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 I'm finding myself writing lists of lists of late. It could be a worrying sign of impending other bizarre behaviours like wiping my arse after a shit or drinking vodka. The irony was lost on me there. See what I mean ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 I'm finding myself writing lists of lists of late. It could be a worrying sign of impending other bizarre behaviours like wiping my arse after a shit or drinking vodka. I wiped my arse once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 I wonder why anyone would log on to a site called Cunts Corner and imagine that anybody is interested in the mundane details of their everyday life and ask what dull bollocks other people are doing today? Well now you've brought up the subject i have just scratched my big fat hairy arse. Would anyone like to kiss it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 I wonder why anyone would log on to a site called Cunts Corner and imagine that anybody is interested in the mundane details of their everyday life and ask what dull bollocks other people are doing today? Well now you've brought up the subject i have just scratched my big fat hairy arse. Would anyone like to kiss it? You're here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 I wonder why anyone would log on to a site called Cunts Corner and imagine that anybody is interested in the mundane details of their everyday life and ask what dull bollocks other people are doing today? Well now you've brought up the subject i have just scratched my big fat hairy arse. Would anyone like to kiss it? Jacko's to do list today as of 2pm : Have a long relaxing bath Get round to friends house for birthday celebration Drink large Bloody Marys (this weekend's weapon of choice !) until I cant stand anymore spicy tomato juice Move on to Vodka Red Bull to finish off the Smirnoff Blue Have some bottled lager to cleanse the palate Fall down and talk shite (or vice versa) That sounds nice. Tomorrows list is sure to include paracetamol and regrets though? That and the launderette after having shit yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 That sounds nice. Tomorrows list is sure to include paracetamol and regrets though? That and the launderette after having shit yourself? Certainly not. I never take painkillers. I deserve any hangover I get. And, despite my own low opinion of my drunken self (you know what I mean Poohbear, you've been there too), I always get to bed unshitted and vomit free. As to the regret, well..................and I'm starting to get some paranoia with it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 My chores: Nurse a hangover. Be bothered to talk to people. Be bothered to make something to eat. Be a cunt on and off the internet. Think about how much of a cunt I'll be 10 years down the line (GIGANTIC CUNT probably) Wipe my arse. Turn TV channels. You should get out a bit more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 It's the weekend you cunt! Let me add a few to my list... Wank fart smoke rollies and drink cups of coffee bacon baps scream at my cheeky bastard dog for biting the sofa What do you expect me to do on a weekend?? run a fucking international corporation or resolve the russia/ukraine conflict?? fuck sake you tight arse cunt! I was just saying.......... Have you considered social interaction ? With other people ? Not just on here with me ? I'm off out anyway. Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone. Ok ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 No Mr Memory Loss Hypocrite. We often hear about your visits to the pub followed by a kebab. If you keep pulling people's strings, don't threaten to fuck off when they retaliate......... just fuck off. After all, shit head, taking the piss out of mundane cunts should be beneath your supposed superior standards. Interesting. Obviously you have never heard of a "running gag" Doc. Well of course you have but you choose to pretend that it is a mystery to you. I'd love to stay and chat but i have to get ready for..........oh , well not important. No kebab tonight i'm afraid......bit skint to be honest. Not that you fucking care you bastard. I don't suppose you are going to make any apologies for that. (another running gag Doc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 I've got a little list — I've got a little listOf society offenders who might well be underground,And who never would be missed — who never would be missed! Banjo serenaders would be the first to go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 That sounds nice. Tomorrows list is sure to include paracetamol and regrets though? That and the launderette after having shit yourself? Regrets ?? I remember very little. I fear a social media backlash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I'm on a list... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Tried to fix Ming's Nespresso machine. Chased rent. Listened to the Guilty album and sang all of Barry's bits. Cooked a chicken... aga. Dipped in and out of CC.. became depressed. Drove my daughter back to school... will miss her dearly. Listened to last night's Nick Abbot show. Bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 (edited) Tried to fix Ming's Nespresso machine. Chased rent. Listened to the Guilty album and sang all of Barry's bits. Cooked a chicken... aga. Dipped in and out of CC.. became depressed. Drove my daughter back to school... will miss her dearly. Listened to last night's Nick Abbot show. Bed. There's only one thing on my list, drinking myself insensible because I'm so fucking depressed that you've bred. Edited February 23, 2015 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 1. Reducing2. everything of worth and importance3. down to4. another5. turdy, fucking6. list7 ....8 ..............9. .....................10. The bit where Del Boy falls through the counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Tried to fix Ming's Nespresso machine.Chased rent.Listened to the Guilty album and sang all of Barry's bits.Cooked a chicken... aga.Dipped in and out of CC.. became depressed.Drove my daughter back to school... will miss her dearly.Listened to last night's Nick Abbot show.Bed.I have obviously been laboring under a misapprehension. I thought you would be playing Boules, smoking endless Gitanes, whilst a tailor tried to measure you up for some new togs. Perhaps rubbing down the boats deck or a lick of paint on the hull.......................Why, why.......your just an ordinary man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I have obviously been laboring under a misapprehension. I thought you would be playing Boules, smoking endless Gitanes, whilst a tailor tried to measure you up for some new togs. Perhaps rubbing down the boats deck or a lick of paint on the hull.......................Why, why.......your just an ordinary man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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