Decimus Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 So, fresh from banging a dusky skinned suitor, the peoples sluttress goes and gets herself killed. As far as I was concerned that was end of story. Joe fucking public, however, wouldn't let sleeping dogs lie. Next thing you know, Elton Johns taken five minutes out from chugging cock to rehash an old song as a cringeworthy memorial. All because she once touched some poofters hand in a hospital who was dying of self-inflicted, banditry induced AIDS. Then there were the millions of idiots lining the streets of London, sobbing faux tears like a retrospective Savile accuser on Loose Women. Some of these cunts would no doubt have had relatives who died that they gave less of a hair tearing, mourning performance in honour of. All over some media hyped, promiscuous, over privileged cunt who wouldn't have shed a tear over any of the idiot plebs who shed plenty for her. Thank fuck she's dead and there's no chance of a replay of that day of massive cuntery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 I would have fucked her even when she was dead! If Savile would have been on the scene, I am quietly confident you would've been having sloppy seconds, Del. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 I was reminded of my rage at the time when I heard Al Fayed had been nicked recently, the dirty bugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Have you been in a coma for 16 years you daft cunt? I hear Mafeking's been relieved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I remember the night she died. I was drunk, face down in somebody's front garden trying not to piss myself. Funny how you remember things isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest redrum Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I met her once. She was the princess of Hearts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Have you been in a coma for 16 years you daft cunt? I hear Mafeking's been relieved I didn't realise there were fucking strict time limits regarding what you can nominate, you cunt. I'll be keeping a close eye on you to make sure you never mention anything that happened more than three days in the past. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I remember the night she died. I was drunk, face down in somebody's front garden trying not to piss myself. Funny how you remember things isn't it? Were you trying not to piss yourself laughing or was it due to other circumstances? I was at someone's wedding, pissed as a fucking fart, in the vague vicinity of Devon or somesuch place... Haven't seen the happy couple in over 10 years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 ......Some of these cunts would no doubt have had relatives who died that they gave less of a hair tearing, mourning performance in honour of. ............. Yep, I remember seeing the Beeb interviewing people in one of the parks, some bloke (about 45-ish, married) actually said "I cried more today than at my own fathers' funeral"... Before that I wasn't that chuffed either way on the bint, after that I decided to take a dislike to spoilt brat... I also managed to piss on the wall near where she died... and so had many others by the looks of it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Is she dead? I'm surprised the media aren't making more of a fuss. Don't worry, next week will be the "16 year 4 month and 3 week and a few hours Anniversary"... I'm sure one of the papers will be serialising a new book about her being wonderful or the "conspiracy"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 So, fresh from banging a dusky skinned suitor, the peoples sluttress goes and gets herself killed. As far as I was concerned that was end of story. Joe fucking public, however, wouldn't let sleeping dogs lie. Next thing you know, Elton Johns taken five minutes out from chugging cock to rehash an old song as a cringeworthy memorial. All because she once touched some poofters hand in a hospital who was dying of self-inflicted, banditry induced AIDS. Then there were the millions of idiots lining the streets of London, sobbing faux tears like a retrospective Savile accuser on Loose Women. Some of these cunts would no doubt have had relatives who died that they gave less of a hair tearing, mourning performance in honour of. All over some media hyped, promiscuous, over privileged cunt who wouldn't have shed a tear over any of the idiot plebs who shed plenty for her. Thank fuck she's dead and there's no chance of a replay of that day of massive cuntery. Two cunts down and tens of thousands still in the pipeline. Fucking cunts. Don't get me started, Decimus. Too many thickos out there addicted to tabloid toss and chips to see things clearly. Fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I hear Mafeking's been relieved Yes I am quite thank you. That hotty Baden Powell came on me just at the right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I was in the attic when the new came through. I don't know if that helps at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I was in the attic when the new came through. I don't know if that helps at all? It wasn't your Anne Frank reenactment society meeting again, was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I disagree you you on this one Decimus. Princess Diana was a wonderful woman and I for one miss her. I was an unofficial lookielikie actually, approached more than once by an agency man with a card. She was murdered, of that there is no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I disagree you you on this one Decimus. Princess Diana was a wonderful woman and I for one miss her. I was an unofficial lookielikie actually, approached more than once by an agency man with a card. She was murdered, of that there is no doubt. By who? The drink driver, the press, or Queenie? Allegedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Obviously the fucking royals had something to do with it. Didn't she piss off and marry a Pakistani and got pregnant? Which would mean the royal family would have a Pakistani In it (Who maybe one day would become king cunt),which is a massive no no! Al Fayed, Pakistani? I suppose his old man did run a fucking big corner shop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 She was murdered, of that there is no doubt. It's something that will never proved. I don't think she was but again,I can't prove that either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 You need t get your facts right or look a colossal cunt. Old twat Fayed will hire a cunt to take care of you for such insults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Reply for the Biggest Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Jawohl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Oh dear, he was an Egyptian cunt. Dear me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 What the fuck is going on here Deco ? Diana's funeral ? I'm not showing my mum any of this post as it would upset her terribly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 There's a woman on the next street [ think she's called maureen - drives a micra ] who would be red with rage and have many of us shot at dawn for some of these posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 What the fuck is going on here Deco ? Diana's funeral ? I'm not showing my mum any of this post as it would upset her terribly. The only thing in my defence, Jackers, is that I was heavily inebriated at the time. That and the fact Diana was a fucking despicable, privileged, toff cunt. Voted number 2 on the list of greatest ever Britons? Shows what a fucking boot licking bunch of brainwashed serf's the majority of this country still are. What did she ever do beyond marry an inbred Nazi, breed two more inbred Nazi leeches, fucked every single nationality under the sun and get herself fucking killed. And for this she was voted second greatest Briton. Fucking diabolical. On a lighter note, I'm half a bottle of bells down and grinning like Tony Blackburn. I might go ahead and post something about the Queen Mother stinking of piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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