Eddie Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 A sub chav group , pay good money to park in a field and inspect each others 3k car with 20k worth of halfords accessories bolted to it. You will hear phrases like "250 brake" followed by a sniff from some shell suit, baseball hat wearing creature for the job centre. You may say harmless fun , however these inbred cunts share the road with the rest of us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 I see nothing wrong with this. If these people choose to spend their money on their cars, and enjoy meeting up with others to discuss and compare etc, where is the harm? It's an expensive game that benefits won't support, so if these youngsters choose to spend their hard earned cash on their cars, good on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 one of my neighbours is one of these, not a car meet, but a cunt, hes just shelled out on a new corsa, and its his pride and fucking joy.nothing wrong with that either except hes stuck a stupid sounding exhaust on it which is fucking loud.this means for him to obtain the full on F1 experience form his 1.4 litre skate, with sound, he has to drive everywhere in first or second gear, with the odd quick rev of the throttle between gear changes.for that he is a car cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 I see nothing wrong with this. If these people choose to spend their money on their cars, and enjoy meeting up with others to discuss and compare etc, where is the harm? It's an expensive game that benefits won't support, so if these youngsters choose to spend their hard earned cash on their cars, good on them. You sound like a 50 year old bloke that turns up to the said meet in a nissan skyline and is crowned king of the chavs, probably also get involved with the drift scene which is another cunty pastime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 (edited) You sound like a 50 year old bloke that turns up to the said meet in a nissan skyline and is crowned king of the chavs, probably also get involved with the drift scene which is another cunty pastime So, by simply stating my opinion on your nom you decide to start getting personal? I suppose you never messed around with cars and motorbikes when you were young? Or were you never young? Cretin. Edited March 14, 2015 by Ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 No had my cars serviced by the main dealer , fiddling about with ' the motor ' on a Sunday morning was not high on the priority list , now go and fit some lights to the underside of your nissan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 You sound like a 50 year old bloke that turns up to the said meet in a nissan skyline and is crowned king of the chavs, probably also get involved with the drift scene which is another cunty pastime Datsun Cherry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Datsun 120Y with spinners and a cherry bomb exhaust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 These potless morons are no different to the stodgy old shakers and their cherished classics. Polishing an original nut or bolt for fucking days on end, in between funerals, in pissy trousers... spitting nuts into people's ears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Gypsies have been doing this for centuries. But with horses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 (edited) I love polishing my nuts, helmet and a good track day in my car or bikes.While you cunts are sitting in a pommie pub eating bangers and mash, eels or steamed fish and getting sloshed I'll be too busy looking good. Is that the sound of a dingo chomping on your nuts I can hear? Edited March 15, 2015 by camberwell gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 You know, I was convinced this posting was going to be a litany of dogging memoirs.You lot really do disappoint me at times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 These potless morons are no different to the stodgy old shakers and their cherished classics. Polishing an original nut or bolt for fucking days on end, in between funerals, in pissy trousers... spitting nuts into people's ears.Francis, you fucking hypocritical shagsack . Not so long ago you were banging on about picking up a vintage Citroen or some suchlike cuntwagon. Or was that someone else..........mmm, not sure now. Anyway, either way, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Francis, you fucking hypocritical shagsack . Not so long ago you were banging on about picking up a vintage Citroen or some suchlike cuntwagon. Or was that someone else..........mmm, not sure now. Anyway, either way, fuck off.It was Frank, Jacko, he would regularly regale stories of his classic chassis's in order to impress the ladeez and make the men jealous, and boy, how it worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 I love polishing my nuts, helmet and a good track day in my car or bikes.While you cunts are sitting in a pommie pub eating bangers and mash, eels or steamed fish and getting sloshed I'll be too busy looking good. Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 I love polishing my nuts, helmet and a good track day in my car or bikes.While you cunts are sitting in a pommie pub eating bangers and mash, eels or steamed fish and getting sloshed I'll be too busy looking good. Do you do it in public? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 It was Frank, Jacko, he would regularly regale stories of his classic chassis's in order to impress the ladeez and make the men jealous, and boy, how it worked.Thanks Poohbear, I fucking knew it. Now I remember, seething with a mixture of rage and envy at his lifestyle, whilst myself, as one of life's good guys, was reduced to drinking heavily and socialising with plebs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Get fucked you dullard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Wondering who signs the petition for that Clarkson bastard? Look no further than these brain-dead cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 I only polish in private. Prudish Australian laws keep me in the confines of home.I'm a cunt in real life but at 100mph I turn into a real nasty blue waffle.If you note the hand gesture at the camera man you get the idea. Too skint to buy the proper photo? Had to rip it off the photographers website? Does Steven know about your blatant infringement on his copy-write? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 It was Frank, Jacko, he would regularly regale stories of his classic chassis's in order to impress the ladeez and make the men jealous, and boy, how it worked.I've just bought Hazell's old Stag (LD23087) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Francis, you fucking hypocritical shagsack . Not so long ago you were banging on about picking up a vintage Citroen or some suchlike cuntwagon. Or was that someone else..........mmm, not sure now. Anyway, either way, fuck off.A '74 Citroen SM injection. The cunt caught fire outside Waitrose on Marylebone High Street. That reminds me... I think I'll do a nom about people and their shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 A '74 Citroen SM injection. The cunt caught fire outside Waitrose on Marylebone High Street. That reminds me... I think I'll do a nom about people and their shoes.Resorting to blackmail is it ? I knew you were lacking in moral fibre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 I've just bought Hazell's old Stag (LD23087)Didn't Bergerac have one too ? He fucking did as well, Ive just googled it - a yellow one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Didn't Bergerac have one too ? He fucking did as well, Ive just googled it - a yellow one.Ladies love a Stag... especially the cheap end, toe curling sluts like gobbie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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